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 Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:47 pm
My band teacher, Mr. Ruiz, likes to say that he can fart better in tune then we play.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:56 pm
My BD walked up to my sister and friends and asked "So, is this what we call chillin'?"
... then they left and my BD was like "...Okay, we can chill some other time..."
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:04 pm
My BD compares our playing to the density of poop.
"Eww! That was terrible. It was like diarrhea, all wet and lumpy."
"Ok, that was better, more solid..."
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:35 pm
Hartmetz: JOE! MARI! ((our drum majors))
Someone: Joe's here somewhere, H!
Hartmetz: WHERE'S MARI? >_>
Me: I'M RIGHT HERE, HARTMETZ.
Hartmetz: NO. GOSH. CAN'T YOU HEAR THE 'I' NOT THE 'Y'? XD
Me: WHY NO I CAN'T, SORRY.
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Friendly Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:37 pm
We have two band directors at our school and they're a married couple so they squabble a lot (playfully) in front of the band all the time. I can't remember anything specific but it's always funny.
Mr.Young, the husband, instructs the stage/jazz band and he is always saying funny things.
One of the seniors told me that one time Mr.Young told a percussionist that they needed to forget everything they'd ever learned about reading the music and to play it like they were stoned out of their gourd.
He also constantly compares us trombones to sweaty bikers for some reason... >.>
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:38 pm
>.< Dont ask
I dont remember half of them
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:19 am
Roll you shoulders back.
Back straight; Don't sag and lean into your instrument.
Chin up! Look slightly upward!
Legs straight and clench your butt cheeks together! Pretend there's a penny in there and don't let it fall!!
This was for Marching Band season... o.O
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:18 pm
my bd mr brenner was gone for surgery for like a month and there was a rumer goin around that was that he died!
other than that i cant remember mr bs every other word is hilareous
mr b calls the percussion"concussion"cuz they play so freakin loud and slightly off tune!
once we were at a concert and we totally flubbed cuz the percusion were so off tune the whole band was falloing on 1 and 3 instead of 2 and 4 it stopped the whole concert and we even drew the curtain and practiced it again!
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:53 pm
mr b was talkin to a clarinet who cut and died her hair!
mr b"hannah(the gurls name)u used to look like alice in wonder land and now u look like alice cullen(we always talk about twilight)
hannah"thanx"
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:16 pm
another thing the bd has this thing for broke clares and stuck mouthpieces
calkled the brenner blessing its real kool and works
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:25 am
Ok, cresendo at this phrase up to forte, maintain the volume then dim to piano. You know what it's like? A dynamic sandwich!
Later at our quiz night...
"What was the former name for the Sandwich Islands?"
... Crescendo and Diminuedo xp
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:31 pm
during pit orchestra we were playing a song in 5/4 and we just couldn't get it to flow well, so our choir director yells
"its not that hard its like 3/8's retarded cousin!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:43 am
omg i almost died laughing so hard. have u guys ever heard about meatspin.com and leekspin.com? well, the band kids were showing our bd about leekspin and someone says, "Omg do u know what its from?" then one of the sax players says, "OMG do not go on it!" then that guy who started the conversation says "It's meatspin.com, just do not type it in, EVER!!!!" haha then someone says, "well, you can do it at home, just as long as ur wife and kids r not around." Well, Mr. York usually tells us to get out when we say something inappropriate (usually me haha) and so i expected him to censor what he says...he didn't smile . Mr. York unexpectedly says, "What, does he spin his p***s or something?" omg i literally fell on the floor laughing so hard smile . sad part about it was...he was right haha and the song playing is "U spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round"
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:19 am
my band director is called ''the Fro" b/c he showed us his old licence and he used to have this big huge white-boy fro.
he breaks into song randomly. his favorite is song sung by james brown and songs sung by rick james. he's majorly into old funky music!
this one time he was making fun of my ex-boyfriend, austin, because he has long hair and it makes him look like a girl and so the Fro started singing "dude looked like a lady" and it made everyone laugh. so now its austin's theme song. im trying to get the fro to have us play that song for a stand tune and give austin a small trombone solo.
the Fro was telling us to play "touch my - the doors" and we were having our minds in the gutters and when he said "touch me by the doors" everyone busted out laughing.
every day is an adventure with him..
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:25 am
geekazoid3000 My band teacher, Mr. Ruiz, likes to say that he can fart better in tune then we play. omg! roflmao! that reminds me that my BD tunes his sneezes and voice and his ears ringing more than our low brass!
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