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 Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:19 am
Teddy frowned as he watched Wallace float up in a cage, headed towards the ceiling. Of course he was going to absolutely love that. Swinging away in a cage like some glimmer princess. Hartley was an excellent boyfriend staging all of this for Wallace. It was going to be the Valentines day that Wallace talked about for years to come.
And of course, there was going to be a drag off. Another thing that Wallace would love. His boyfriend in a dress and hee---wait. That was really unHartley like, to put himself on stage like that...up for public embarrassment and all. "Uh...Hartley...is this for real? Like, is this a bad guy? Because if you want...I can handle it."
Teddy could easily win this. For one thing, his boobs would be entirely real.
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:54 am
Linda West "I really wanted to spend Valentine's Day with you.." "Wow, that's crazy...." Wally replied. "Because I wanted to spend it with you, too." He gave her a hand and helped her out of the infirmary. This felt different than all of the other girls he'd dated in the last couple of months.
This felt...right."Hey, I know it's getting late, but...how about we go to that 50's Diner for a shake?"
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:37 am
Cassie turned in her sleep. Chris was holding her, they were nice and cozy in a cabin in the woods, it should be perfect... Well, except for Chris's snoring so loud that she swore that they could hear him in China. He must be worn out..poor guy. Cassie put on a robe and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water... she forgot something.. Check on Dani, did that.. Wally seemed okay... She spent time with Chris and even gave him his Valentine's Day present.. which he loved.
Cassie looked over at the little hula dancer on the counter and smiled... Hawaii... Oh crap! Achilles! She must be the worst sister in the world...Cassie swore to herself to check up on him but she was so busy in "Cuddly Chris" time that it slipped her mind. After what happened with Pat... being set up on a blind date ... well, seemed like a bad idea. Poor Achilles.. Cassie took out her cell phone and called Achilles.
" Sorry for calling so late. Did everything go okay on your date?"
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:13 pm
Linda slightly blushed a little when Wally said he wanted to spend Valentine's Day with her. She took his hand as he helped her out. Linda could feel her heart beating so fast she thought it was going to burst out of her chest. She tried to fight her feelings for him but it was clear she was losing... He mentioned going out for a milkshake... like a date? Linda smiled a bit.
"That sounds perfect"
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:19 pm
Cassandra Sandsmark " Sorry for calling so late. Did everything go okay on your date?" **everything is heard over Cassie's end of the phone...** "Cassandra! Everything went fine!" **suddenly the high pitched shrill of a cry that was easily recognized as that of Bobby Drake was heard shrieking over Achilles's end of the phone** "I can not remember the last time I had so much fun on an evening excursion! Ha ha!" Bobby Drake (screaming): "It was just a joke! STOP!!!" **CRASH!!!**"Jennifer Walters and Piotr Rasputin are here as well, oh... where are my manners? As are Kurt Wagner and Robert Drake. Say hello to Cassandra.. (pause) ... I SAID SAY HELLO!!!" Bobby shrieks: "HELP! YOUR BROTHER'S A MANIAC!""A shame you and Christopher are not here sister! There's nothing to pep up a slow holiday like hunting a couple of practical jokers!"
**CRASH!**A thick German accent, Kurt Wagner: "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT DRAKE!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:02 pm
Cassie paused and blinked a second... a battle date.. Yeah, sounded like Achilles idea of a good time.. Cassie sighed.
" Okay... just remember that whole wedgie thing I told you about.. I'm going back to sleep. I'll talk to you tomorrow."
Cassie then hung up and slowly made her way back to where she was sleeping. Cassie poked Chris.
"Quit snoring so loud"
She then curled up next to him to fall asleep.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:24 pm
It was suplex time for Jen as she let Bobby Drake feel her wrath. It had been a long night looking for the jokers but it had totally been worth it in the end.
She let Achilles take over again, passing Bobby Drake to him like a rag doll; as he hung up the phone call from his sister.
"I hope this will teach you both not to mess with people's feelings, we're really hurt by all this." Jen said fake sniffing.
Jen grabbed Kurt and gave him a crushing hug, she tossed him over to Piotr who was also in the lecturing mood.
"Ja, Kurt this is the last time I believe any message from you."
"C'mon guys it's getting late, let's just tie up these losers to the post and head home." Jen said.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:21 am
Theo Altman And of course, there was going to be a drag off. Another thing that Wallace would love. His boyfriend in a dress and hee---wait. That was really unHartley like, to put himself on stage like that...up for public embarrassment and all. "Uh...Hartley...is this for real? Like, is this a bad guy? Because if you want...I can handle it." Teddy could easily win this. For one thing, his boobs would be entirely real. "Tut tut, " Cocoa wagged one perfectly-manicured finger at Teddy and Hartley. "I haven't even finished introducing our celebrity judge yet!' A giant spotlight blazed onto the stage, revealing a plastic, soundproofed chamber. Chained inside was-"DAZZLER!" Hartley's heart lept into his throat. The dynamic diva of disco herself! One of his musical idols! "Let her go, you crazy crossdresser!" "Not a chance!" Cocoa crooned. "It's her job to judge our little contest here, and the one with the most points wins Wallace's love forever!" "What- that doesn't make any sense!" Hartley protested. "Why would HER judging determine who Wallace loves?" "BECAUSE I SAY SO!" Cocoa bellowed in a shockingly baritone voice. Hartley jumped. Stupid, stupid Canadian traditions! "NOW GET ON THE STAGE AND GET FABULOUS!" Hartley backed, slowly, into the little dressing room set that was suddenly illuminated for him as one of Dazzler's hit songs, 'Your sentinel of death is my sentinel of love' played. As he backed, he slowly, surreptitiously shoved Teddy in there as well. The door slammed behind them."This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy!" Hartley ranted as the crowd started watching a five minute clock countdown. "We have to rescue Dazzler, free Wallace and distract those crazy queens long enough to....to...." Hartley looked around. All of the instruments that had been on the stage were scattered everywhere. He picked one up. "Oh, no." They were all fakes. Dummied out pretend instruments for the queens' performance. He looked up at Teddy with panic on his face. "I got nothing."
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:36 pm
"Well, I guess it's a good thing I do then." Teddy sidled over to hide behind the screened in portion of the room where he could undress with some privacy. "Sorry. I just don't want to mess up my clothes," he said sheepishly, blushing a little as he peeked over the top at Hartley. He disappeared once more, only the blurry shadow of his body visible on the other side of the partition.
It seemed to be moving, shifting, reforming itself into a lither, curvier figure. "Ok, I just...uh...need some lady clothes please. Something sparkly I guess, right? What do you think Dazzler would like?" He didn't know anything about Dazzler, but Hartley seemed to. He really needed to be better at being gay.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:51 am
"Sparkly....sparkly...." The whole dressing room looked like it had been glitterbombed. Hartley grabbed a sparkly green tube dress and tossed it over the screen.
"Dazzler is, like...the ultimate Diva." Hartley held up some jazz hands. For some reason, that seemed appropriate to describe her. "She started singing during the disco era, and she put on these amazing shows with fog, lights and roller skates. Even today, she does that. And she TOTALLY pulls it off."
Something nagged at the back of Hartley's mind.
"Ooh, right! She's also like us, you know, she went to Hero High!" Realization hit him. "That's why they have her in a soundproof booth! She turns sound into light!"
Sound...light...Hartley looked around again. There couldn't possible be NO musical instruments left on the stage, could there? If he could find a guitar...a harmonica...a freakin' whistle...he could do something besides hand Teddy pantyhose.
"Ten...nine...eight...seven...six.." The crowd outside counted down with the timer. It was almost time for the drag race. Hartley scowled.
"I hope you know what you're doing, Ted...."
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:17 am
""YYYEEEEAAARRRGGH!!"
Achilles let go of the bent pole and it sprung upwards, taking the tied up Bobby Drake high up in the air along with it, hanging by the back of his briefs. His eyes were bugging out and he looked flushed and short of breath.
Achilles looked at Jennifer and said, "My sister was right. Those wedgies do make for a fine tactical maneuver!" He looked over to where Piotr finished bending the second lamp post around Kurt who was blindfolded so he was unable to see anywhere to teleport to. "Are we ready then?"
Piotr nodded then walked over to join the pair and they headed off back to campus.
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:09 am
"Well, guys it's been a blast but I've had it with romance and fake dates and I haven't even really started yet!" Jen stretched as the came up to the dorms. "I'm going to head to my room and see if Dani's still up. You boys take care, Piotr you should totally join us in the Wrestling Club, we need some more boys!"
Jen gave a wave as she jogged back over to the Girl's Dorm. It was cool that she finally got this idiot date thing wrapped up without getting Chris or Cassie involved. Now all she had to worry about was if she had to go on ice-cream duty with Dani when she got back to her room.
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:19 pm
Dani was in her room cleaning her side, as she put books away, dusted, vacuumed and cleaned out the small fridge, she smiled to herself.
Just because she was alone on Valentines day didn't mean she was alone. Her friends helped her realize that. And what great friends they were! She thought about finding a way to make it up to them, especially Chris who, although he tried to hide it, made it pretty clear her Love Angst Drama was putting a duller on his date. But then again... something told her Cassie already did that... heart
She had to be real with herself. Everything going on with Scandal and her dad, and those creepy friends of hers... It was only a matter of time before something broke them up...
"There are other fish in the sea..." She told herself.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:30 pm
Jen walked into her dorm room with a bit of a "Ta-dah!" She was feeling a little hyped from getting to throw the Baseball jerks around.
"Well, one non-date finished with and hopefully never to happen again!" Jen said as she quickly got in. "So Dani, did you have fun with Cassie and Chris?"
Jen sat down on her bed and started getting into her pyjamas. "I've had a loong night but it was fun and I got to throw some jerks around. I wish the Wrestling Club taught more WWE manoeuvres."
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:22 pm
Teddy emerged from behind the screen, his hair perfectly coifed in an over the top 80s do, his make-up bold and bright, and his dress skin tight and green. His breasts were buoyant and very, very real. "I'm also a shape-shifter." That's right. He can turn into a big green thing with crazy awesome strength, and a chick with super human breasts and a butt that just won't quit.
"Please don't tell anyone it's me, ever."
Unfortunately, his voice was still very masculine. "I think we're just going to have to win this the old fashioned way...right?" He seemed unsure of himself as he approached the area behind the stage. Wallace's ex was already primed to go, lip-synching for the love of her life, who was hanging before her in a cage.
"So what exactly am I supposed to do? Shake my stuff and mouth words? What if I don't know the song?"
What had Teddy gotten himself into?
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