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See, the ladies just can't keep their hands off of me. cool

This is the part where everybody laughs at my feeble attempt at a joke.

Do you know what show Ichigo likes?

Ichigo likes Mind of Mencia.

That man is funny as hell.

You're not cool.

surprised Fine! I think I'm going to go hide in a dark corner and sit in a puddle of my own tears while cutting my wrist the wrong way in hopes to die.

rolleyes You wish you were that cool.

I used to be a farmer, and i made a living fine,
I had a little stretch of land along the city line
But time went by and though i tried, the money wasn't there
And bankers came and took my land and told me "fair is fair"
I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
"hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "we just let twenty go!"
The government, the promised me a measly little sum
But i've got too much pride to end up just another bum.
Then i thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river saskatchewan!!!

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the jolly roger on regina's mighty shores

-Courtesy of The Arrogant Worms-

*Bleeds*

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YOU STABBED ME!! gonk