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 Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:14 am
yay for snowday! xd
also...
the yeti is cute but is almost a useless item. How the hell am I suppose to make him match with anything?
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:50 pm
Lady Pyre Oh my god, that is me! Even when I was on the computer playing games, people thought I was studying. Yes, I leave my door open when I study ALL the time. I tried to push myself, but nobody ever wanted to socialize back. ;_; Edit: Damn. I want to read the rest, but I don't want to sign up for facebook. These were some of my favorites. It's a LONG a** list. [like 3x or 4x the length of this]
TOO - MUCH - STUFF - GIRL/GUY
They have a huge backpack with every book for all their classes in it. A change of clothes, an umbrella and groceries. They are always late yet will choose the seat in the front middle next to the projector maximizing the disruption to the class.
BIOLOGICAL WEAPON
This is the person that, even though they have a 103.2 fever will still attend class. And will spend more time in class coughing, sneezing, wheezing, blowing their nose, and sniffling than they do not making noise. While their dedication to their education may be set in stone, it is advised to avoid this person like the plague, even if it means missing class to stay healthy.
YOU’RE A LITTLE TOO OLD TO BE HERE GUY
Usually in the 28-32 year range, this species refuses to let go of the joys of college. Can be found on campus seven days a week, and is always present at EVERY SINGLE FRAT PARTY. Will give you some lame, shady excuse why he’s still in college, and will then befriend you so he can abuse the T1 connection in your dorm room to download porn. Most often has no friends his own age, is unemployed and still lives with his parents. Because he is older than everyone else, he will constantly criticize everyone for acting like children, but will then throw a tantrum when you won’t let him play a game of HALO. He loves crappy beer, joints and the cheapest cigarettes available. You can recognize him by his weird and outdated taste in clothing and his fondness for 80’s rock music. Usually very loud, obnoxious and opinionated in the classroom, with traits similar to that of THE EXAM BEGGER and THE INTELLECTUAL SUPERHERO.
THE BABYFACE
This kid graduated high school early, but doesn't really make a big deal about it. Because of this, his social skills are somewhat undeveloped, and he is quick to attach himself to social groups in order to gain acceptance. Said social groups are quick to make him the subject of their corruption projects, and take great pleasure in getting him drunk/laid/stoned for the first time.
THE WHITE RASTAFARIAN
All of his tie-dyed clothes are made from, like, pure natural hemp, man! He most likely sports an impressive set of dreadlocks and can be easily spotted as he skateboards to his next class. The White Rasta can also be found playing an odd game called 'hackey sack' along with others of his kind in any park-like area, or any place that has a couple of trees nearby, and seem to have an affinity for border collies and other shaggier members of the species canine. They also seem to possess an almost MacGuyver-like ability to create a bong from a combination of nearly any common household objects within a matter of moments.
THE NURSING STUDENT
OMG BUSY! These girls (invariably) are incredibly busy with their nursing school workload. Despite this, they get s**t faced constantly with their fellow nursing school students, only to wake up at 5am for their OB rotation. Often incredibly attractive, these girls typically are still attached to the same guy they knew in high school, who they will marry.
THE GEEK PROVIDER
The provider tends to be everyone's best friend when they need something from him. Of his various requests, he spends the majority of his time lofting and unlofting bunks, or fixing people's computers. When he is not doing this, the provider is somehow nowhere to be found.
MR. I WORK FULL TIME
This guy uses his job as an excuse not to show up and help with group projects. He will claim that he must work all the time and therefore cannot show up for any of the group meetings. Impossible to get hold of outside of class. Generally a 50/50 shot of doing the work.
THE STUDIO ART MAJOR
The S.A.M. totes around a humongous portfolios (often containing works of art only other S.A.M.'s can appreciate) manages to whack near passersby's and destroy other objects in their path. The studio major whine's about spending all their money on ridiculously expensive studio supplies, yet they have enough for a regular smoke... you know, for the stress. Unfortunately, studio courses are inhumanely time-consuming, so the S.A.M. are almost always held up in the studio labs, yet the degree is absolutely worthless, thus resulting in a downward mental spiraling of the said major students. You could spot them easily by their odd sense of "fashion", consisting of articles such as striped socks, ripped jeans and unsightly hairstyles. The best way to test if an individual is a studio arts major is to ask him/her to help you count, as most can't do math to save their lives.
THE ETHNIC TREASURE
Comes from a multi-ethnic back ground, and will constantly bring this up. They will write articles in the school paper about how delightfully confused they are about not knowing which ethnic stereotypes to conform to.
THE FLEETING LOVEBIRDS
Comprised mainly of Freshman, these two are fresh out of high school, and are gonna be in love forever. They take all the same classes together, they've got their first apartment together, and they're inseparable. Most of the time, one of the two had the chance to a scholarship at a better school, but turned it down in the name of love. They'll sit together in class, are always the first to volunteer for group work together, and will no doubt be broken up by the end of their first year.
THE GUY WITH INHUMAN HALO SKILLS
This guy doesn't have "mad skills"; Instead, there is no word in the English language that properly describes how good this ******** is with a plasma rifle or pistol. He looks rather ordinary, with no unusual physical features, nor obvious personality quirks. But give him an Xbox, and a copy of Halo, and prepare to have many recurring nightmares of what you're about to see.
You could swear that the The Guy with inhuman Halo skills has found a way to wire an Xbox to his brain, because there is no other explanation to how impossibly good he is.
THE ONE UPPER
This student will make it a point to one-up anything that comes out of anyones mouth. You study for a test for 6 hours? He studied for 10. You drank 12 beers? He drank 20. You've broken your arm twice? He's broken his 3 times. The interesting thing to note about the One-Upper is the fact that everything he says is a lie, but he has convinced himself its true.
THE BALANCED GUY
They're a fairly sociable bunch with lots of common sense, and they have fairly diversified skills. These guys seldom try to draw attention to themselves but also have a healthy amount of self-esteem (Balanced Guys generally don't attack/insult people in any way unless they feel it's warranted). They're willing to learn a little about everything and can be found in places such as the gym lifting weights, or even in a kitchen working on their cooking skills... or....sometimes in their room masturbating to a wide variety of downloaded porn clips. Who knows what Balanced Guy will do next. They aren't spendthrifts, but they aren't penny pinchers, either. They play both sports and video games. When it comes to discussions of any sort, balanced guy keeps an open mind and generally takes a politically "moderate" stance.
SILENT FOREIGN CURVE DESTROYER
Silent Foreign Curve Destroyer has nothing better to do than study. While the average of the rest of the class is a respectable 45%, Silent Foreign Curve Destroyer has approximately a 1351% in the course, thereby totally destroying any chance you had of passing the class. Silent Foreign Curve Destroyer can be identified by the fact that he will be in the library before you get there and stay far after you've left. He will almost certainly wear the same clothing throughout the entire course, and, while he may be human, it's more likely that he's some kind of magic robot.
THE ANIME FREAK
Anime Freak is somewhat of a rarity outside of computer science and/or Japanese courses. However, you still might encounter one in some humanities cores. The Anime Freak will always be wearing button down shirts with a dragon or some kind of Dragonball Z character on it. Also, anything with Japanese writing on it is always cool in the eyes of Anime Freak, even if it makes absolutely no sense.
THE SOCIABLE SLACKER
This is the guy who went out of his way to talk to you on the first day. Was really personable, seems like a normal, social person. He even suggested trading phone numbers just in case you needed help. Fast forward to the second week of class - he's not there. Same goes for all the classes until right before the midterm when you get a call. "Hey man, what's up? How's it going? Oh yeah, I missed the last class can I borrow all your notes and photocopy them? Yeah, we should go grab a beer one day." No show again until the final where he calls you up again asking for notes. And that beer? A complete fabrication.
THE SCOUT
The Scout is always in lecture before you. Even if you show up five minutes early. The Scout will use his backpack, notebook, textbook, or anything larger than a piece of paper to cordon off the entire front row for his or her friends, who show up five minutes after the class has already started.
FORMER MILITARY SERVICEMAN
"Well, when I was in Iraq..."
And basically media misrepresentation is the cause of virtually everything bad in society these days.
THE PREMED
The pre-med has a 4.0 cumulative GPA and has junior standing even though he's a first semester sophomore. He's got a >90 average in every class this semester, but is absolutely terrified that he's going to fail them all. Can often be heard making wild assumptions about grading schemes and arguing with the TA over 0.25 point deductions on exams.
THE WANNA BE COMPUTER GEEK
They can be found in groups often discussing old internet fads while downloading songs and files from P2P networks. Often annoying to the people around them. Will shout out "LOL INTERNETS" at random times and you can hear some old techno songs in the background.
THE COMMENTER
Tends to occupy the center of the room for maximum visibility. Always nods along with the professor. Provides his/her own commentary, largely to herself, during lecture while jotting down notes. Most commonly uttered phrases are variations of: "Oh yeah", "Exactly", "Well, that's interesting".
Example:
Prof.: DNA is blueprint for life.
Comm.: [Nod] [Nod] Uh-huh. Well, ain't that something
THE BLONDE ASIAN TAMER
Female in a science degree who probably shouldn't be. However, due to chemicals she emits from her hair, holds sway over Silent Foreign Curve Destroyer or other male Asian students who do her beck and call. Part hive mind, part parasite. Identified by remarks like "This stuff is so hard, Haji, you're so smart" or "What did you get for number 1?" Usually a sub-species of Sally Sorority Chick
THE FACULTY MEMBER
This is a student who has become very involved and uses his major as a replacement for a social life. He may, or may not work in the department office, but you'll see him wandering around the office anyway, chatting up the actual faculty. Maybe having lunch in the waiting area. He's only annoying when you actually have a class with him and he takes on the role of a teaching assistant.
I STUDIED ABROAD AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE
This person has spent anywhere from 3-12 months in a country that isn't too different from our own, but it's sooo much better. It's so cultured and you can drink without having the draconian American laws over your back. Most of this student's stories involve getting drunk and hooking up with a creepy older gentleman or passing out on the couch interspersed with some sightseeing. But it changed her life, like OMG I totally know how people in other countries live and I'll keep talking and talking and talking about it.
THE LOVE-HATER
The guy/girl who's too cool for romance, and has to insult every couple that passes their way. Whether staring, snickering, or outright making an idiotic comment, the love-hater somehow tries to be "different" by not looking for an opportunity to pass on their genes. Needless to say, these types are usually at home practicing their five-knuckle shuffle.
THE "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT" NINJA
These people are ninjas in disguise, often lurking amongst the normal people. They seem nice at first, but when they come to the part of the discussion of majors, the inevitable question of "What are you going to do with that?" comes up. Usually in a patronizing tone, they also carry shiruken... too bad that the weapons are so far up their asses that they can't utilize them.
THE DUDE WHO KNOWS ******** EVERYONE
Everywhere you go, this guy knows somebody he has to high five and chat with for a little bit. He probably grew up in the area, has an outgoing personality, and is involved in a wide variety of activities that breach many social circles. Generally liked, although he may be too outgoing for some people. Generally doesn't have a lot of close friends, but makes up for it in sheer volume. This is the guy to talk to if you're interested in a new hobby, want to join a club, or just want to meet new people. May do incredibly outrageous things to get even more attention.
MAN-HATING FEMINIST
Usually found in Women's Studies or English classes. They find enjoyment in discussing how the standard of beauty is too high and how the opposite sex has taken over the world. They also tend to wear clothing that shows off cleavage in order to show that they are comfortable with their bodies. They tend to be loud in class discussions and easily annoyed by male classmates. Almost every conversation turns into a discussion of how men are degrading women.
I-PLACED-INTO-HIGHER-LEVEL-CLASSES-YOU
-SHOULD-THINK-I'M-THE-s**t-CAUSE-I-DO!
This individual is a Freshman, who managed to get placed into upper level courses. Because of this, he will establish a heightened feeling of self-worth, and will consider himself to be a worthy equal to the majors in said department. Will bring up the fact that they are a FRESHMAN at every opportunity, and will become confounded when the upperclassmen in the same major aren't fawning over him or trying to suck his c**k out of amazement at how awesome he must be, because he's taking upper level classes, but he's merely a FRESHMAN. Will most likely be despised by all other majors of the department, but will remain oblivious to this fact and try to strike up pointless conversation, mostly focusing on how they are a FRESHMAN TAKING THE SAME CLASS AS YOU. If it is a language course, they will try to chat in that language, regardless of the fact that you won't understand ********. Not because they're better than you, but in their pretentious righteousness, they don't realize they completely suck at it.
THE INDIE KID
The indie kid is the guy/girl who wear nothing but vintage cloths purchase from thrift stores and listens to music by bands that nobody has ever heard of. Indie kids stick together, always involved in some sort of "intellectual" conversation about a worldly event (past or present) that everybody is not talking about. Often times the indie kid will go out of his or her way to mention something obscure to give themselves "indie cred".
THE HIGH-SCHOOLER
Typically a girl and a Freshman. Spends most of her time stereotyping hallmates, classmates, and other acquaintances based on what cliques they would have belonged to in her high school. Her favorite hobby is badmouthing these people because 'in HIGH SCHOOL' she would never have associated with them. She also enjoys critiquing and complaining about every aspect of college which is 'different' from her high school experience.
I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG
This person has a very strong opinion about EVERYTHING and will force it down the throat of EVERY PERSON that opposes them. This is made intolerable by the fact that the "I'm right you're wrong"'s opinions aren't backed up very well or are announced in a very ridiculous and obnoxious manner. These people abuse terms like "liberal, democrat, hippie, freak, tree hugger, terrorist, right-wing, extremist, etc."
THE I CAN QUITTER
This person, smokes, drinks, has other bad habits and can quit whenever they want. When asked to quit they always respond I would but I don't wanna.
THE CHOIR NERD
A mixture of the Music Major and the American Idol reject, this person you can hear down the hall singing La vie Boheme off key and way out of their register. These poor souls actually believe that their major is going to be lucrative one day and let them have something to boast about at their 10 year reunion. They tend to visit their old high school choir and still wear their old letterman that has all the patches from solo and ensemble contests since freshman year. They generally rank themselves as more accepting than the drama nerds but in the end will only talk to each other because "they understand each other."
JUST HAPPY TO BE AWAY FROM HER DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY FOR A SEMESTER GIRL
Jhtbafhdffasg is usually the happiest person on campus. she doesn't take parties for granted. If there are five parties going on simultaneously, she's somehow having the time of her life at all five. She won't disrupt class with any senseless questions, although it may take some time to get used to her everlasting smile. She makes an awesome friend, always optimistic until winter break rolls around and you have to drag her out of her dorm kicking and screaming.
MR. TOUCHY-FEELY
Usually male, and often a variant of the creepy stalker, likes to keep a hand on you at all times, especially if you are romantically involved. Hasn't yet decided if he's gay, but definitely hasn't proven his straightness, either.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:12 pm
That's a big list. o.o
Can't wait to go dress shopping. Fwee. whee
Ow, stomach acid burny.
Guess I should go to sleep soon.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:05 pm
Quote: Sirius Silverstar TOO - MUCH - STUFF - GIRL/GUY They have a huge backpack with every book for all their classes in it. A change of clothes, an umbrella and groceries. They are always late yet will choose the seat in the front middle next to the projector maximizing the disruption to the class. Haha! I did that for a while. I wasn't late, but the big backpack with everything in it. Thing is, all my classes were on opposite ends of campus from each other and I had to walk everywhere. So carrying a big a** backpack cut down on the stops to my dorm, which was practically OFF campus. Quote: YOU’RE A LITTLE TOO OLD TO BE HERE GUY Usually in the 28-32 year range, this species refuses to let go of the joys of college. Can be found on campus seven days a week, and is always present at EVERY SINGLE FRAT PARTY. Will give you some lame, shady excuse why he’s still in college, and will then befriend you so he can abuse the T1 connection in your dorm room to download porn. Most often has no friends his own age, is unemployed and still lives with his parents. Because he is older than everyone else, he will constantly criticize everyone for acting like children, but will then throw a tantrum when you won’t let him play a game of HALO. He loves crappy beer, joints and the cheapest cigarettes available. You can recognize him by his weird and outdated taste in clothing and his fondness for 80’s rock music. Usually very loud, obnoxious and opinionated in the classroom, with traits similar to that of THE EXAM BEGGER and THE INTELLECTUAL SUPERHERO. I hate these people, so much. If you're so ******** smart, then why are you just NOW going to college? You'd think you would have gotten a full scholarship your junior year of high school. Quote: THE NURSING STUDENT OMG BUSY! These girls (invariably) are incredibly busy with their nursing school workload. Despite this, they get s**t faced constantly with their fellow nursing school students, only to wake up at 5am for their OB rotation. Often incredibly attractive, these girls typically are still attached to the same guy they knew in high school, who they will marry. I hate these people, too. They're always complaining about all the work they have to do, but you never see them actually working. They're usually dumb as bricks and only in the nursing program because they've heard it's one of the largest future jobs or whatever. Quote: THE GEEK PROVIDER The provider tends to be everyone's best friend when they need something from him. Of his various requests, he spends the majority of his time lofting and unlofting bunks, or fixing people's computers. When he is not doing this, the provider is somehow nowhere to be found. Love these people. I kinda was one for a while. I think I had to fix everybody's computer the first week after moving in because there was that new worm out and nobody had the patch... I got it, too. The second I signed on. Stupid-a** professors all had it and wouldn't get it fixed, so there were 200 spam messages of that virus in everybody's inbox for a month. Quote: MR. I WORK FULL TIME This guy uses his job as an excuse not to show up and help with group projects. He will claim that he must work all the time and therefore cannot show up for any of the group meetings. Impossible to get hold of outside of class. Generally a 50/50 shot of doing the work. I hate these people, too. Usually goes along with the "Too Old to Be Here" guy. Quote: SILENT FOREIGN CURVE DESTROYER Silent Foreign Curve Destroyer has nothing better to do than study. While the average of the rest of the class is a respectable 45%, Silent Foreign Curve Destroyer has approximately a 1351% in the course, thereby totally destroying any chance you had of passing the class. Silent Foreign Curve Destroyer can be identified by the fact that he will be in the library before you get there and stay far after you've left. He will almost certainly wear the same clothing throughout the entire course, and, while he may be human, it's more likely that he's some kind of magic robot. Hahaha. None of my college professors ever graded on curves, but I was this person in high school. Everyone hated me. "I was going to grade this on a curve, but Lindsay got 100%, so the rest of you just need to work harder. Quote: FORMER MILITARY SERVICEMAN "Well, when I was in Iraq..." And basically media misrepresentation is the cause of virtually everything bad in society these days. These guys are so annoying.. Quote: I STUDIED ABROAD AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE This person has spent anywhere from 3-12 months in a country that isn't too different from our own, but it's sooo much better. It's so cultured and you can drink without having the draconian American laws over your back. Most of this student's stories involve getting drunk and hooking up with a creepy older gentleman or passing out on the couch interspersed with some sightseeing. But it changed her life, like OMG I totally know how people in other countries live and I'll keep talking and talking and talking about it. We had a girl who'd lived in Australia for a while at my high-school. Everyone hated her because she was the most obnoxious ******** person in the world. Kinda like a "intellectual superhero" type. She wanted to be a linguist and was taking all of the foreign langiage classes... I had French with her and she never could pronounce a damned thing right. And then she'd rant about how much America sucked because everyone was so mean to her because she was "different." But she had friends in Australia who ACCEPTED her differences! ... honey, nobody dislikes you because you're differnt. It's because you're a dimwitted know-it-al with a redwood stuck up your hind-end. Quote: I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG This person has a very strong opinion about EVERYTHING and will force it down the throat of EVERY PERSON that opposes them. This is made intolerable by the fact that the "I'm right you're wrong"'s opinions aren't backed up very well or are announced in a very ridiculous and obnoxious manner. These people abuse terms like "liberal, democrat, hippie, freak, tree hugger, terrorist, right-wing, extremist, etc." Oh God, we had one of those in our house. Everyone was having a nice intellectual conversation about the death penalty and whether or not is should be implemented. I think I said something like "I'd have no problem with it, except they convict the wrong people too often." And then he went off on how he was in juinior government in high school and it was that person's own fault for not proving themselves innocent... and he ranted like that for an hour until I thought some of the guys had to leave because I could tell they wanted to hit him. It was like watching a train wreck. A Real World train wreck.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:11 pm
Oh for the love of God... do we look like Life Issues?
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:39 pm
Man, I'm just being dumb. I really should let these things go. Why the hell do I care? I wish I could meet a girl who interests me. Or, more realistically, find another bottle of whiskey. ....my god is that cute. Gah!
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:32 am
Curse you, mom. Why'd you have to wake me up an hour before my alarm went off? I was enjoying my sleep. gonk
Hope I don't have any tests today. o.o;
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:22 am
How the hell does he come off thinking I'm the crazy one?
I want my best friend back. ._.
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:02 am
Wolffy000 Man, I'm just being dumb. I really should let these things go. Why the hell do I care? I wish I could meet a girl who interests me. Or, more realistically, find another bottle of whiskey. ....my god is that cute. Gah!I'm in the process of downloading that actually >_>
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:31 pm
Whooog, he needs to get online. B:
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:24 pm
Holy ********, these are one of the times I hate living in this valley.
It's blowing a sandstorm all thoughout the valley, at some places with gusts of 70 MILE WINDS. It's ******** crazy. gonk
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:29 pm
KirbyHero I'm in the process of downloading that actually >_> Watch the broadcast order, then the "Haruhi" order. It's more entertaining to realize the little things they mention later in earlier episodes. You'll also realize why I love Nagato so much.
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:13 pm
Okay, I dunno if I can make it to July, but I guess I have no choice.
Damn it. D:
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:02 pm
*sigh* I just can't do anything right these days....
well at least I just had a week and (including snowdays) a half off to forget about school.
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:13 pm
I think i'm not that great of a person to be around. ******** this *sigh*
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