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 Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 4:29 pm
s0ul caper~ cchrreiasl Tifa checking for breast cancer: omg, omg a lump...... o wait cheetos. You stole that line from Family Guy. s0ul caper~ Sephiroth: Murder is against my religion, I'm sorry Cloud...I just can't kill you Cloud: What religion? Sephiroth: I'm one of Jenova's Witness'
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 5:16 pm
Cloud: hey i look sexy in thia dress
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 5:50 pm
sasko Cloud: hey i look sexy in thia dress Aeris: I've never told anyone, but I'm really a lesbian. wink
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 8:04 pm
(My sister thought of something, but it would be quiet insulting to Sephiroth sweatdrop )
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 10:01 pm
TaoKitty (My sister thought of something, but it would be quiet insulting to Sephiroth sweatdrop ) SAY IT!!! scream
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 11:22 pm
TaoKitty (My sister thought of something, but it would be quiet insulting to Sephiroth sweatdrop )
Say IT! Say IT! Say IT!
Say IT! Say IT! Say IT! xd
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 11:35 pm
StrawberrieIceCream Here's another stupid one, by yours truly! sweatdrop Strawberrie Location: Ghost Hotel, Gold Saucer Time: 11:32 PM In Game Time: During Cloud's late night date with Aeris/Tifa/Yuffie/Barret. Alas, due to Cid's inability to awaken himself from his sweet slumber, Vincent took it upon himself to physically relocate the pilot to his respectable bed room. Vincent, having found it easier to piggy-back Cid than carry him in his arms like some damsel in distress, was about to make his way up the stairs, until he felt someting odd... And hard... Strawberrie And Cid's heavy breathing on his neck. Vincent froze, fearing that the fantasies of those hundreds of thousands of CidxVincent yaoi pairing supporters/enthusiasts was about to come true...in a hotel lobby.
*shudders with the delight of imagining Cid's heavy breathing...though not crazy about it being on Vincent*Strawberrie Quickly, he tried to shake Cid off, but alas, this only made him hold on tighter around his neck, and even TIGHTER around Vincent's waist with his own legs. Cid began, around this point in time, mumbling strange incoherent sentences, although Vincent was able to catch a few words... among the swearing, that is. Strawberrie "Oh...Taylor...my special Highwind...MMmMMMmmmm...so soft..." mumbled Cid, causing Vincent to turn an interesting shade of green, which in turn, complemented the red cloak he was currently wearing. As if on cue, the rest of Avalanche appeared, for no actual reason whatsoever than that they were drawn by random acts of stupidity created by other members of their party. However, this wasn't an act of stupidity. No, it was an act of... something that only fangirls could identify, and thus, the three females of the group were drawn to this unknown force, dragging the rest of the males along with them. Coincidentally, they came just in time to see Cid begin to hump Vincent.
Yep...only teh fangirls! xd sweatdrop Strawberrie Everyone: eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek Strawberrie Mr. Hangman (the hotel clerk): Mr. Valentine, we have rooms for that sort of stuff. However, I can't guarantee to you that these rooms won't have cameras hidden strategically throughout the furniture that could possibly capture whatever hot action was going on and simultaniously air it on the internet real-time while recording it to my special hard drive... Just letting you know...
eek sweatdrop He was dead anyway. But no one spies on my Ciddy-Cid in sex! Except for me. sweatdrop Because usually I'm the one he's f**cking. eek sweatdrop Strawberrie Vincent: ... If I had known this was my punishment for my sins, I would have killed EVERYONE including Lucrecia just to avoid this... crying Strawberrie Being the drama queen that he is, Vincent pries Cid off of him, drops him hard on the floor, kicks Cid in his knees, flips his hair, and ascends the stair case, going up to his room. Strawberrie All in less than ten seconds. Cid, now having woken up from his fantasies with sore knees, looked around him, noticing the disturbed looks he was recieving from the rest of Avalanche, and the suggestive ones he was recieving from Mr. Hangman. Cid: The f*ck is wrong with all of you? Can't a grown man have some fun for once in his life? Gosh, that babe was so hot too...
Yeah stop staring. It was only a...wet dream... sweatdrop About me. redface sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 2:36 am
s0ul caper~ Vincent: Why the hell are we breeding chocobos when we know that a meteor is going to strike in 7 days? sweatdrop Cloud: *Picks up baby chocobo and does baby voice* Just look how cute they are! whee Vincent: *BANG!* I think I just made your yellow chocobo a red chocobo. xd Cloud: eek Fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffy!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! crying
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:00 am
Taylor_Highwind StrawberrieIceCream Here's another stupid one, by yours truly! sweatdrop Strawberrie Location: Ghost Hotel, Gold Saucer Time: 11:32 PM In Game Time: During Cloud's late night date with Aeris/Tifa/Yuffie/Barret. Alas, due to Cid's inability to awaken himself from his sweet slumber, Vincent took it upon himself to physically relocate the pilot to his respectable bed room. Vincent, having found it easier to piggy-back Cid than carry him in his arms like some damsel in distress, was about to make his way up the stairs, until he felt someting odd... And hard... Strawberrie And Cid's heavy breathing on his neck. Vincent froze, fearing that the fantasies of those hundreds of thousands of CidxVincent yaoi pairing supporters/enthusiasts was about to come true...in a hotel lobby.
*shudders with the delight of imagining Cid's heavy breathing...though not crazy about it being on Vincent*Strawberrie Quickly, he tried to shake Cid off, but alas, this only made him hold on tighter around his neck, and even TIGHTER around Vincent's waist with his own legs. Cid began, around this point in time, mumbling strange incoherent sentences, although Vincent was able to catch a few words... among the swearing, that is. Strawberrie "Oh...Taylor...my special Highwind...MMmMMMmmmm...so soft..." mumbled Cid, causing Vincent to turn an interesting shade of green, which in turn, complemented the red cloak he was currently wearing. As if on cue, the rest of Avalanche appeared, for no actual reason whatsoever than that they were drawn by random acts of stupidity created by other members of their party. However, this wasn't an act of stupidity. No, it was an act of... something that only fangirls could identify, and thus, the three females of the group were drawn to this unknown force, dragging the rest of the males along with them. Coincidentally, they came just in time to see Cid begin to hump Vincent.
Yep...only teh fangirls! xd sweatdrop Strawberrie Everyone: eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek Strawberrie Mr. Hangman (the hotel clerk): Mr. Valentine, we have rooms for that sort of stuff. However, I can't guarantee to you that these rooms won't have cameras hidden strategically throughout the furniture that could possibly capture whatever hot action was going on and simultaniously air it on the internet real-time while recording it to my special hard drive... Just letting you know...
eek sweatdrop He was dead anyway. But no one spies on my Ciddy-Cid in sex! Except for me. sweatdrop Because usually I'm the one he's f**cking. eek sweatdrop Strawberrie Vincent: ... If I had known this was my punishment for my sins, I would have killed EVERYONE including Lucrecia just to avoid this... crying Strawberrie Being the drama queen that he is, Vincent pries Cid off of him, drops him hard on the floor, kicks Cid in his knees, flips his hair, and ascends the stair case, going up to his room. Strawberrie All in less than ten seconds. Cid, now having woken up from his fantasies with sore knees, looked around him, noticing the disturbed looks he was recieving from the rest of Avalanche, and the suggestive ones he was recieving from Mr. Hangman. Cid: The f*ck is wrong with all of you? Can't a grown man have some fun for once in his life? Gosh, that babe was so hot too...
Yeah stop staring. It was only a...wet dream... sweatdrop About me. redface sweatdrop Why is it that Vincent is always having relations with Cid? xd
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 6:08 am
zell: cant we all just get along?
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 12:41 pm
*after Aeris is stabbed*
Sephiroth:...um...oops...sorry dude sweatdrop ...I wasn't trying to...um...stab her...I was like..trying to place my sword in the ground...or something. It's just this sword is sooo long that...um...you know. But you must admit, that was pretty sweet. biggrin
Cloud: stare
Sephiroth: Oh, and I'm sorry I...like...killed your chick and stuff sweatdrop
Cloud:*makes sword poses and slashes at Sephiroth* scream
Sephiroth: OW! OW! OUCHIE! I..already told you! I'm sorry! Do you want a card or something?!?!?
(and I stole this one from TV land)
Sephiroth: One of these days Aeris...right in the kisser. stare
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 12:47 pm
s0ul caper~ s0ul caper~ Vincent: Why the hell are we breeding chocobos when we know that a meteor is going to strike in 7 days? sweatdrop Cloud: *Picks up baby chocobo and does baby voice* Just look how cute they are! whee Vincent: *BANG!* I think I just made your yellow chocobo a red chocobo. xd Cloud: eek Fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffy!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! crying
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 1:29 pm
Cloud: *throws rocks at Midgar Zolom*
Barret: What the hell are you doing? Kill it with your damn sword!
Cloud: Rock throwing is funner.
Midgar Zolom: *eats Cloud* This human... *crunch* has nice tasting *crack* bone marrow.
Tifa: OH GOD, THAT GIRL IN KALM NEEDED A BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT!!! COUGH IT OUT YOU b*****d! *beats up Midgar Zolom*
Chocobo: Dude, wtf, is no one going to use me? Seriously I could run off just now. *waits for attention* Fine. Go to hell. Get eaten. *stalks off*
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 2:27 pm
cloud, vincant and sephiroth in big brother
Cloud: ha ha ha i saved the world
Vincant: so..... wat u tryin to say
Cloud: I could kick your a** anyday
vincant: grrrr
Sephiroth: now u know what I have to put up with
Vincant: Is it too late to change sides
Sephiroth: do what u like
Cloud: oh crap!
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:22 pm
Deaths Apprentice TaoKitty (My sister thought of something, but it would be quiet insulting to Sephiroth sweatdrop ) SAY IT!!! scream It's not that good but here Sephiroth in a pink dress with a brown wig:Yes, I an going to look like Aerise and seduce Cloud since I am gay and then earn his trust then kill him*says with his sword covered in paper to look like a staff*
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