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Taylor_Calastadd

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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 4:29 pm


s0ul caper~
cchrreiasl
Tifa checking for breast cancer:

omg, omg a lump...... o wait cheetos.


You stole that line from Family Guy.


Yes you SO did. stare

s0ul caper~
Sephiroth: Murder is against my religion, I'm sorry Cloud...I just can't kill you

Cloud: What religion?

Sephiroth: I'm one of Jenova's Witness'


THAT my friend, is truly funny! xd
PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 5:16 pm


Cloud: hey i look sexy in thia dress

zero_or_bust


Deaths Apprentice

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 5:50 pm


sasko
Cloud: hey i look sexy in thia dress

Aeris: I've never told anyone, but I'm really a lesbian. wink
PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 8:04 pm


(My sister thought of something, but it would be quiet insulting to Sephiroth sweatdrop )

TaoKitty


Deaths Apprentice

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 10:01 pm


TaoKitty
(My sister thought of something, but it would be quiet insulting to Sephiroth sweatdrop )
SAY IT!!! scream
PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 11:22 pm


TaoKitty
(My sister thought of something, but it would be quiet insulting to Sephiroth sweatdrop )


*slamming fists onto table while chanting*

Say IT! Say IT! Say IT!

Say IT! Say IT! Say IT!
xd

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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 11:35 pm


StrawberrieIceCream
Here's another stupid one, by yours truly! sweatdrop


Will it kill brain cells? sweatdrop


Strawberrie
Location: Ghost Hotel, Gold Saucer

Time: 11:32 PM

In Game Time: During Cloud's late night date with Aeris/Tifa/Yuffie/Barret.

Alas, due to Cid's inability to awaken himself from his sweet slumber, Vincent took it upon himself to physically relocate the pilot to his respectable bed room. Vincent, having found it easier to piggy-back Cid than carry him in his arms like some damsel in distress, was about to make his way up the stairs, until he felt someting odd...

And hard...


eek

Strawberrie
And Cid's heavy breathing on his neck. Vincent froze, fearing that the fantasies of those hundreds of thousands of CidxVincent yaoi pairing supporters/enthusiasts was about to come true...in a hotel lobby.


HA HA HA!!!

*shudders with the delight of imagining Cid's heavy breathing...though not crazy about it being on Vincent*


Strawberrie
Quickly, he tried to shake Cid off, but alas, this only made him hold on tighter around his neck, and even TIGHTER around Vincent's waist with his own legs. Cid began, around this point in time, mumbling strange incoherent sentences, although Vincent was able to catch a few words... among the swearing, that is.


Cid swears during sex??? eek

Strawberrie
"Oh...Taylor...my special Highwind...MMmMMMmmmm...so soft..." mumbled Cid, causing Vincent to turn an interesting shade of green, which in turn, complemented the red cloak he was currently wearing. As if on cue, the rest of Avalanche appeared, for no actual reason whatsoever than that they were drawn by random acts of stupidity created by other members of their party. However, this wasn't an act of stupidity. No, it was an act of... something that only fangirls could identify, and thus, the three females of the group were drawn to this unknown force, dragging the rest of the males along with them. Coincidentally, they came just in time to see Cid begin to hump Vincent.


Aww! I'm his special Highwind! xd *huggles Cid*

Yep...only teh fangirls! xd sweatdrop


Strawberrie
Everyone: eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Strawberrie
Mr. Hangman (the hotel clerk): Mr. Valentine, we have rooms for that sort of stuff. However, I can't guarantee to you that these rooms won't have cameras hidden strategically throughout the furniture that could possibly capture whatever hot action was going on and simultaniously air it on the internet real-time while recording it to my special hard drive... Just letting you know...


THAT LITTLE b*****d! *kills Mr. Hangman*

eek sweatdrop He was dead anyway. But no one spies on my Ciddy-Cid in sex! Except for me. sweatdrop Because usually I'm the one he's f**cking. eek sweatdrop


Strawberrie
Vincent: ... If I had known this was my punishment for my sins, I would have killed EVERYONE including Lucrecia just to avoid this... crying


That's just awesome. I could so imagine him saying that in such a situation.

Strawberrie
Being the drama queen that he is, Vincent pries Cid off of him, drops him hard on the floor, kicks Cid in his knees, flips his hair, and ascends the stair case, going up to his room.


Oh poor Cid. sad

Strawberrie
All in less than ten seconds.

Cid, now having woken up from his fantasies with sore knees, looked around him, noticing the disturbed looks he was recieving from the rest of Avalanche, and the suggestive ones he was recieving from Mr. Hangman.

Cid: The f*ck is wrong with all of you? Can't a grown man have some fun for once in his life? Gosh, that babe was so hot too...


Thanks Cid. whee

Yeah stop staring. It was only a...wet dream... sweatdrop About me. redface sweatdrop
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 2:36 am


s0ul caper~
Vincent: Why the hell are we breeding chocobos when we know that a meteor is going to strike in 7 days? sweatdrop

Cloud: *Picks up baby chocobo and does baby voice* Just look how cute they are! whee

Vincent: *BANG!* I think I just made your yellow chocobo a red chocobo. xd

Cloud: eek Fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffy!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! crying

[Satan]


[Satan]

PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:00 am


Taylor_Highwind
StrawberrieIceCream
Here's another stupid one, by yours truly! sweatdrop


Will it kill brain cells? sweatdrop


Strawberrie
Location: Ghost Hotel, Gold Saucer

Time: 11:32 PM

In Game Time: During Cloud's late night date with Aeris/Tifa/Yuffie/Barret.

Alas, due to Cid's inability to awaken himself from his sweet slumber, Vincent took it upon himself to physically relocate the pilot to his respectable bed room. Vincent, having found it easier to piggy-back Cid than carry him in his arms like some damsel in distress, was about to make his way up the stairs, until he felt someting odd...

And hard...


eek

Strawberrie
And Cid's heavy breathing on his neck. Vincent froze, fearing that the fantasies of those hundreds of thousands of CidxVincent yaoi pairing supporters/enthusiasts was about to come true...in a hotel lobby.


HA HA HA!!!

*shudders with the delight of imagining Cid's heavy breathing...though not crazy about it being on Vincent*


Strawberrie
Quickly, he tried to shake Cid off, but alas, this only made him hold on tighter around his neck, and even TIGHTER around Vincent's waist with his own legs. Cid began, around this point in time, mumbling strange incoherent sentences, although Vincent was able to catch a few words... among the swearing, that is.


Cid swears during sex??? eek

Strawberrie
"Oh...Taylor...my special Highwind...MMmMMMmmmm...so soft..." mumbled Cid, causing Vincent to turn an interesting shade of green, which in turn, complemented the red cloak he was currently wearing. As if on cue, the rest of Avalanche appeared, for no actual reason whatsoever than that they were drawn by random acts of stupidity created by other members of their party. However, this wasn't an act of stupidity. No, it was an act of... something that only fangirls could identify, and thus, the three females of the group were drawn to this unknown force, dragging the rest of the males along with them. Coincidentally, they came just in time to see Cid begin to hump Vincent.


Aww! I'm his special Highwind! xd *huggles Cid*

Yep...only teh fangirls! xd sweatdrop


Strawberrie
Everyone: eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Strawberrie
Mr. Hangman (the hotel clerk): Mr. Valentine, we have rooms for that sort of stuff. However, I can't guarantee to you that these rooms won't have cameras hidden strategically throughout the furniture that could possibly capture whatever hot action was going on and simultaniously air it on the internet real-time while recording it to my special hard drive... Just letting you know...


THAT LITTLE b*****d! *kills Mr. Hangman*

eek sweatdrop He was dead anyway. But no one spies on my Ciddy-Cid in sex! Except for me. sweatdrop Because usually I'm the one he's f**cking. eek sweatdrop


Strawberrie
Vincent: ... If I had known this was my punishment for my sins, I would have killed EVERYONE including Lucrecia just to avoid this... crying


That's just awesome. I could so imagine him saying that in such a situation.

Strawberrie
Being the drama queen that he is, Vincent pries Cid off of him, drops him hard on the floor, kicks Cid in his knees, flips his hair, and ascends the stair case, going up to his room.


Oh poor Cid. sad

Strawberrie
All in less than ten seconds.

Cid, now having woken up from his fantasies with sore knees, looked around him, noticing the disturbed looks he was recieving from the rest of Avalanche, and the suggestive ones he was recieving from Mr. Hangman.

Cid: The f*ck is wrong with all of you? Can't a grown man have some fun for once in his life? Gosh, that babe was so hot too...


Thanks Cid. whee

Yeah stop staring. It was only a...wet dream... sweatdrop About me. redface sweatdrop
Why is it that Vincent is always having relations with Cid? xd
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 6:08 am


zell: cant we all just get along?

.hackyou


[Satan]

PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 12:41 pm


*after Aeris is stabbed*

Sephiroth:...um...oops...sorry dude sweatdrop ...I wasn't trying to...um...stab her...I was like..trying to place my sword in the ground...or something. It's just this sword is sooo long that...um...you know. But you must admit, that was pretty sweet. biggrin

Cloud: stare

Sephiroth: Oh, and I'm sorry I...like...killed your chick and stuff sweatdrop

Cloud:*makes sword poses and slashes at Sephiroth* scream

Sephiroth: OW! OW! OUCHIE! I..already told you! I'm sorry! Do you want a card or something?!?!?


(and I stole this one from TV land)

Sephiroth: One of these days Aeris...right in the kisser. stare
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 12:47 pm


s0ul caper~
s0ul caper~
Vincent: Why the hell are we breeding chocobos when we know that a meteor is going to strike in 7 days? sweatdrop

Cloud: *Picks up baby chocobo and does baby voice* Just look how cute they are! whee

Vincent: *BANG!* I think I just made your yellow chocobo a red chocobo. xd

Cloud: eek Fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffy!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! crying


Awww! Poor Cloud!...and Fluffy. sweatdrop

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PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 1:29 pm


Cloud: *throws rocks at Midgar Zolom*
Barret: What the hell are you doing? Kill it with your damn sword!
Cloud: Rock throwing is funner.
Midgar Zolom: *eats Cloud* This human... *crunch* has nice tasting *crack* bone marrow.
Tifa: OH GOD, THAT GIRL IN KALM NEEDED A BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT!!! COUGH IT OUT YOU b*****d! *beats up Midgar Zolom*
Chocobo: Dude, wtf, is no one going to use me? Seriously I could run off just now. *waits for attention* Fine. Go to hell. Get eaten. *stalks off*
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 2:27 pm


cloud, vincant and sephiroth in big brother

Cloud: ha ha ha i saved the world
Vincant: so..... wat u tryin to say
Cloud: I could kick your a** anyday
vincant: grrrr
Sephiroth: now u know what I have to put up with
Vincant: Is it too late to change sides
Sephiroth: do what u like
Cloud: oh crap!

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TaoKitty

PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:22 pm


Deaths Apprentice
TaoKitty
(My sister thought of something, but it would be quiet insulting to Sephiroth sweatdrop )
SAY IT!!! scream

It's not that good but here
Sephiroth in a pink dress with a brown wig:Yes, I an going to look like Aerise and seduce Cloud since I am gay and then earn his trust then kill him*says with his sword covered in paper to look like a staff*
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