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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:39 am
Because we all know that fishies have blue blood and they are constantly dying.
Why do neighbours have to grow lemon trees??
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:40 am
because they want to throw lemons at us.
how do I learn to harness my chi?
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:41 am
By going to the abseiling store and getting a chi harness.
Why on earth am I making bad jokes???
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:44 am
becuase you ate too much choc .
who ate my choc !?
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:46 am
They did. *points to the pineapples*
Why are doctors afraid of people panicking after they learn that nitroglycerin saved their lives from a potentially fatal heart attack??
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:46 am
because they didn't acctually use nitroglisarine... they used acid and radiation where has my bonnie gone?
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:47 am
*looks around* . under her *points at tree*
wheres my comp !?
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:52 am
in the mail...
where's her comp? ~points~
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:54 am
*looks at where he is pointing* ooh . her comp is in the cookie . ^^
wheres my cookie !!??
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:59 am
in the rubbish bin, it grew mold stare
WHEEE!!! guess how much money i've made today just chatting ^_^?
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:38 am
enough to afford the reality things in life but not enough to rule the world
why do old people fart alot?
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:06 am
because they've been storing up hot air their entire lives
why is my cat cute?
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 1:04 pm
Cinnamon_Digory because they've been storing up hot air their entire lives why is my cat cute? because he wears a hakama what for?
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 2:57 pm
A: To look cute.
Q: Why has there been nonsense all over the place?
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 3:13 pm
Because nonsense is contagious.
What do pirates do with their "booty"?
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