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 Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:07 pm
after honor band, those of us that went were riding in the van with our BD to meet up with the rest of the band at the state champ football game.
we were talking about our experiences and stuff and i made a comment on the woodwind professors pretty eyes.
after i said that my BD said to me, "who would you rather ********, him or JT?" (JT = my boyfriend)
i was like O________________O?
LOL
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:28 pm
sur epli after honor band, those of us that went were riding in the van with our BD to meet up with the rest of the band at the state champ football game.
we were talking about our experiences and stuff and i made a comment on the woodwind professors pretty eyes.
after i said that my BD said to me, "who would you rather ********, him or JT?" (JT = my boyfriend)
i was like O________________O?
LOL Ahahaha, I love it when teachers swear. heart
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:28 pm
the clarinets get to play the low parts in this song. like a cat purring rrrrrrrrrrrrr <--- sexy purring sound
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:24 pm
"Handicapped people are too easy. They should be worth less points."
"Broccoli is a carnivorous plant."
"The word slur was invented by a greek man named Slurreous who had no tongue."
And many more. It's amazing the things an insane man with a heart shaped bald spot can come up with.
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:06 pm
Hartmetz: Yeah the conference in Chicago was---
Skyelar: *sneezes loudly*
H and Everyone:...bless you 9_9
H: It was really cool because---
James: *talking*
H: James, do you mind? Now...where was I...oh yeah, the conference was---
Skyelar: *sneezes again*
H: ...do you mind going outside for...an hour or two? I'm sure it won't snow. >_>
Everyone: lol
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:33 pm
When we guess at the music/don't count Mr. Green says "You're peein' in the wind!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:39 pm
My BD slipped and said ******** to a horn player once eek
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:41 pm
he was pretending to try to be gangster....
Rounding: Sit down...yo?
Renee: huh?
Rounding: I said, sit down and play. yo.
Renee: oh my god!
Rounding: word?
Class: Say something Really GAngster, Mr. Rounding!
Rounding: naw.
class: come oooonn gonk
ROunding: allright, allright....*really nerdy Voice* Perhaps we could go chilling in my crib sometime! razz
Class: *bursts out laughing*
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:28 pm
So we're rehersing this part in Orchestra, and the cellos just CAN'T get it right. So my BD goes over to the piano and tries to play it, epically fails, and yells "SUCK ON ME!" We cracked up! "No! No, wait! I meant I suck!" he cried as we fell out of our chairs from laughter. Good times.
YESTERDAY: So we're playing scales in Orchestra and the bass is screwing something up. BD says, "Can you be a little more a**l with your fourth finger." It took him like five minutes to figure out why we were cracking up.
Some girls from the guard and pit were screwing around, hugging a little weird. BD comes in and says, "That's a little TOO lesbian for me." Hah!
There are so many...just can't think of any now...
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:33 pm
We have this one pianist who's like...fantastic at his music. Unfortunately...he's only kind of understanding latin jazz at the moment.
Hartmetz: Okay, Ryan. What's the D natural scale, then?
Ryan: *does something weird*
H: ...no. What was that?
Ryan: *plays it again slower*
H: ...no, you just made up your own scale. o_o
Ryan: ...oh. o_0
Me: >> It's D-to-D with all naturals. Sheesh.
H: ...So Ryan didn't know something. o_o RYAN DIDN'T KNOW SOMETHING. OH MY GOD I CAN STILL TEACH THINGS. WOOO.
Us: lol. >>;
...or something like that. It was lulz. <<
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:56 pm
We were practicing, and two saxaphones were messing around, so my teacher yelled; "Are you two done hugging?" Or something like that. Anyway, everyone started laughing, and then someone from percussion did the little Budum bink thing that people play after jokes. ;3
Good times... Good times...
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:03 am
our bd called us all persians when we had a bad playing day. but the funniest thing about our bd isnt what he says, its how he acts. hes like a hyper little kid, always moving and jumping up and down. plus, he eats energy mints and drinks muscle milk. then put all the hyper activite of a 12 year old, add the energy supplament, and you have my 50+ year old bd.
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:08 am
oh yeah, i forgot, this one time he was trying to get the timpany player to play louder, so he told him to get excited about the song. then he sais oh wait i know what gets you excited and he looks down at the timpany players girlfried in the piccilo section
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:21 pm
He walked into the room shivering and shouted 'It's ff out there!! And not the dynamic!!'
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:29 pm
a few weeks ago my band director and our drummer had a karate fight
today our drummer tried to mess up his hair and he scared the s*** out of her by turning around and yelling!!!! exclaim
mrgreen
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