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 Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:10 pm
KoopaTroopaMaria Granted, but 'what they were doing' was setting explosives throughout your living room. In fifteen seconds, your house will explode and all the items and individuals inside will die. Thirteen seconds... I wish I didn't have to do homework right now. Granted. You have to do taxes instead. I wish I had more soda.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:25 pm
Granted. It's flat and disgusting and poisoned with antifreeze. You will slowly die.
I wish I could watch The Daily Show online.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:51 pm
KoopaTroopaMaria Granted. It's flat and disgusting and poisoned with antifreeze. You will slowly die. I wish I could watch The Daily Show online. Granted, but it's been taken over by the Catholic church and turned into a religious program. You can't shut down your computer, exit out of it, or adjust the speakers. I wish for nothing.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:03 pm
Granted. In order to obtain complete nothingness, you have been placed in a persistently vegetative state. Ten years later, your family will be in mountains of debt because of medical care and want to remove your feeding tube so you can continue to whatever afterlife you happen to believe in, and a national debate will erupt when the Church decides that removing the feeding tube is interfering with a "higher plan", and having a feeding tube in the first place is not, and therefore you should be stuck in nothingness forever.
I wish I could effectively read quickly and therefore be finished with all homework before Desperate Housewives comes on.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:13 pm
KoopaTroopaMaria Granted. In order to obtain complete nothingness, you have been placed in a persistently vegetative state. Ten years later, your family will be in mountains of debt because of medical care and want to remove your feeding tube so you can continue to whatever afterlife you happen to believe in, and a national debate will erupt when the Church decides that removing the feeding tube is interfering with a "higher plan", and having a feeding tube in the first place is not, and therefore you should be stuck in nothingness forever. I wish I could effectively read quickly and therefore be finished with all homework before Desperate Housewives comes on. Granted, but on tonight's episode, everybody dies. I wish that everyone realized that good and evil don't really exist without any bad repurcussions.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:45 pm
Granted. It is now caused by good repurcussions.
I wish that I could pussh a magical button that will automatically clean my room for me at any given time.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:47 pm
Silverotter107 Granted. It is now caused by good repurcussions. I wish that I could pussh a magical button that will automatically clean my room for me at any given time. EDIT: Nevermind. I wish I could find that "STory: Three words at a time" thingy thread... Where did it go!? gonk
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:49 pm
OriginalVhan KoopaTroopaMaria Granted. In order to obtain complete nothingness, you have been placed in a persistently vegetative state. Ten years later, your family will be in mountains of debt because of medical care and want to remove your feeding tube so you can continue to whatever afterlife you happen to believe in, and a national debate will erupt when the Church decides that removing the feeding tube is interfering with a "higher plan", and having a feeding tube in the first place is not, and therefore you should be stuck in nothingness forever. I wish I could effectively read quickly and therefore be finished with all homework before Desperate Housewives comes on. Granted, but on tonight's episode, everybody dies. I wish that everyone realized that good and evil don't really exist without any bad repurcussions. Granted. Everyone finally understands the true nature of "good and evil"- It's just two individuals seeing only two sides to a problem and failing to recognize that everything in life is in shades of grey and not black and white. This enlightenment turns everyone into a pacifist. Somehow, you end up in an argument with someone and speak on impulse. Everyone now gives you lectures about how you should have considered how the person you insulted felt. They fail to recognize that you are just as entitled to such understanding and thus revert to their old ways of thinking about good and evil. I wish for infinite and legitimate money from a legal source that is fully insured to prevent theft or loss and accepted in whatever country I choose to visit and the airports required to reach said country.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:19 pm
Granted, but after you own everything in the world, you realize you are still unhappy and kill yourself.
I wish my effing project was done.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:25 pm
Granted, but most teachers frown upon hiring others to do projects for you. They find out and you fail the course. You might not graduate as early as you thought you would.
I wish Gaia wasn't so distracting so I could finish my reading assignment already.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:42 pm
Granted, but you lose interest in Gaia and you focus on other things.
I wish I don't have a headache.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:55 pm
Granted- you don't have a headache, but now English teachers all over the world maul you for improper use of the word "don't".
Sorry, I just had to. sweatdrop
I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:05 pm
Japanimaniac13 Granted- you don't have a headache, but now English teachers all over the world maul you for improper use of the word "don't". Sorry, I just had to. sweatdrop I wish I wish I was a fish. Granted, but you're a puffer fish, you blow yourself up too much, and explode. I wish for a quadcycle. @KoopaTroopaMaria: That was a good one you did with my last one. Very well done.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:30 pm
Granted... but I don't exactly understand what a quadcycle is, so I give you four bicycles so badly melded together it looks like a really bad modern art piece.
I wish for poison flavored icecream!
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:23 pm
Granted - turns out it's not just a flavour and you will die soon.
I wish I wasn't such a procarstinator! gonk
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