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 Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:46 pm
granted, but it is a genetic alterated kiwy wich changes shape into a dangerous man eating fruit -----yuum human---
i wish i wasnt so imaginative
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:59 am
Granted, someone performs lobotomy on you
I wish I could remember everything I wanted to remember
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:43 am
granted, however, the things you want to remember aren't the ones you need to remember, and you fail at life.
i wish i had an oven in my dorm. crying
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:48 am
Granted, but the oven burns the dorm down.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:59 am
granted, but then you get sucked into a plane engine
i wish i had more energy
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:02 pm
denied. gotta conserve that stuff, silly.
i wish i had a panda heart
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:51 pm
rainted but when u are sleeping it bites u and ate u
i wish i was a lion
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:14 pm
Granted, but you go out into the city and are shot by people who are allergic to cats.
I wish I could sleep all day, never have to eat or drink, get all the school information beamed into my brain, and never got fatter than I already am.
x3
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:42 pm
granted but you cant wake up and your body is decaying
i wish i had a laptop
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:56 pm
Granted, but its one of the huge old block ones that cannot even get online because its so old >.> You can play pong ^.^;
I wish I could be a voice actor for a disney princess
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:06 pm
grainted ur voince is on sleeping ugly film xD
i wish i was smarther than all the people
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:39 pm
Ganted, but because you are so smart you see the flaws in everything adn go insane, eventually becoming a seiral killer.
I wish my vision was better than 20/20
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:31 pm
Granted, but you now see so microscopically, that you can no longer recognize objects bigger than a single cell.
I wish that the cafeteria food was better.
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:37 pm
Granted, but then the cafeteria food is SO GOOD that people from across the nation come to get it and make a huge line, so you can't get your food by the time the bell rings.
I wish I had the best halloween costume ever. crying
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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:09 am
Granted, but then you walk by a nail and catch it, resulting in a horrid tear and showing off your skivvies to everyone.
I wish I had more patience with spore..
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