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 Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:10 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:15 pm
Hm, that's actually a good question. We need to get as many people in here as possible...
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:11 pm
*flies in and takes a seat*
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:21 pm
::comes in:: I'll help too! If the Phantom kills people and hurts them, then It must not be good.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:23 pm
::Stands up on a pool table::
My friends, we've got trouble right here!
I say, trouble right here in this little bar. Now, I consider the time that I spend in here passing the time and partaking of the spirits to be golden-nary a scuffle between pals nor a battle between archenemies can cause me to retreat.
But then we start talkin' bout a Phantom. That's right, a Phantom right here in Kapow! And not one of your transcendant, took-a-wrong-turn-on-the-way-to-Heaven phantoms, but an actual threat! Why, first he's killing off Fables-then he's promoting crossdressin' in our boys!
That's right, there's trouble, my friends, trouble right here in this bar!
Trouble with a capitol T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for Phantom!
Now, I know you're all the best kind of heroes and villains, I know that you do your best in your field of work every day. But this Phantom, folks, he's undermining you all! Who's going to be afraid of the Joker and a few giggles when a bolt from the blue can gouge your eyes out? No one, that's who!
And the heroes, they're no better off; if we can't save ourselves, who's going to take us seriously when our reporter girlfriends are tracking down mythical villains in the steamy jungles of the amazon, and fall off of the volcano they've broken their heel on? I'm telling you friends, that comely dame is just going to roll her eyes when you come flying in to her rescue, and it's all the Phantom's fault.
That's right, we have trouble, my friends, I say trouble right here in this bar, and this Phantom, why he's nothing more then the devil's tool!
Which I say, with no offense to the actual Devil, of course. Another of the Phantom's wronged parties! And so I say, my friends, I say that we all come and band together, and this weekend, we show this Devil's tool, that we aren't no fools!
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:27 pm
*stumbles in*
Hi everybody!
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:28 pm
YEAHHHHH! GO LADY BLACK HAWK! I'LL JOIN YOUR CAUSE!
::punches the air::
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:29 pm
This phantom couldn't have come from no where. I'm on it.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:29 pm
Now take for instance, folks, my poor little buddy Chris Powell. He's been hit by that Phantom not once, but TWICE. One more hit, and he'll be living in a can marked "Green Giant." Can any one among you honestly say you'd wish that on the boy?
So stand up with me and say it proud! Tell that Phantom we won't back down!
We'll take that Trouble with the capitol T, tie it into a pretzel knot, and force it down the sinful gullet of the Phantom! Say it, friends!
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:31 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:35 pm
SAY IT WITH ME, LOUD N' CLEAR!
WE CAN DO IT!
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:35 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:36 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:38 pm
COME ON Mr. faceless man You know That she's right! Just one little shout!
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:39 pm
IT WITH ME, LOUD N' CLEAR!
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