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 Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:43 pm
((OMG.... you don't know who Colbert is? *shock* ))
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:47 pm
((Unless he's directly tied to my interests, then no, I wouldn't know. I don't typically care about other people--celebrities, artists, music artists. Unless I like his music, read his books, or watch his acting, I don't know him.))
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:48 pm
((... that is almost Blasphemy. You'd like Colbert. He's the guy that said, "Rainbows are God's way of frowning at gay people." ))
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:56 pm
((I actually like gay people. I believe in a philosophy of equality for all. Plus, some gay people I know are really, really cool. Er... not many, but some. xd ))
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:02 pm
((I have nothing against Gays either. It's just the craziness of the statement.))
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:12 pm
((Sounds like I wouldn't care one way or the other for this guy.))
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:12 pm
zfatal Beans was at the hospital. A physical therapist and his doctor were currently discussing his physical condition, which seemed extraordinarily promising. Claire was currently asleep in the next room, with a guard of sorts. Beans was also discussing Claire, but no one but Iris was very sure of what had happened. She was called into Beans' room to recount the story again. Iris walked in, "B-Beans...can I speak privatly with you?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:18 pm
((Colbert parodies conservative TV commentators like Bill O'Reily wink ))
((bump))
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:22 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:22 pm
"If it's about Claire, this doctor here kind of needs clarification too," Beans admitted sheepishly. Admittedly, nobody really knew the cause of Claire's... residency. She didn't seem wrong whatsoever; in fact, she had been tested to be completely normal and healthy, if a bit dehydrated and if having a bit of a calorie deficit.
The doctor was a psychoanalytic professor or something of that nature; he had been called but still needed Iris' comments to actively help Claire. Though if Iris insisted that he leave, he would.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:35 pm
Iris crossed her arms and loked concerned, "Apparently durning er....kidnapping. The woman...torchered...her..and used hypnosis." Iris furrowed ehr brow and looked embaressed, "I didn't knwo anythign was wrong. I was just planning on taking her to my place so she could...unwind. Relax and tell me what happened. It's not easy when the police question you, so I though it would be easier for ehr to talk to a friend instead." Iris walked over and sat down, "She....she had an false allergic reaction to my cat. And....and when she hear ambulence, she instantly stopped me. She suddenly though the hospital was bad." she let out a controled breath, "I should of came back with ehr sooner...I...didn't know she was so...tramamtized.....I'm.....I'm sorry Beans."
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:38 pm
 Wish I had what you have. You said you'd be here.Send the pain below.You've made me green with envy.Much like suffocating.I can't feel my trust-"Be there for me.
Swear to God you'll be there for me."
I am only human. ((Yes, I do own Obama. Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart as well. ^_^)) Sami beamed at him. "Sure," she replied, pulling him to her car. Danave would be riding on his motorcycle. "Let's go then!" Unlocking the door, she climbed in.  Show me you care.
"Down on my hands and knees,
I'll break the back of love for you." You said you'd be there-
Head feels like it'll burst.
My cheeks are stained red with pain.
Piss it all away.
My back's burning and I'm screaming at the wall-
Should've known you were merely waiting for my fall.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:41 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:51 pm
Tony got into the car and put on his seat belt. "You're not going to drive like a maniac again, are you?" he asked Sami, worried for his own sanity.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:55 pm
Beans glanced up at the psycho-analysist. "What could that b***h have done to her," he asked, "to Claire?"
The professor rubbed his temples. "A plethora of impromptu circumstances could occur. Most likely, and most cliche, however, are a set of unknown instructions--things she will be forced to do, whenever a certain thing occurs--a trigger. Certain tasks she'll be forced to complete against her will, without her memory, whenever, say, a certain command word is spoken, or a certain condition is met. You could make her flap like a chicken if she was instructed to do so, by saying, 'cheese,' if she was instructed to do so. That's the most common form of hypnotism--brainwashing--I can think of."
Beans looked very troubled.
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