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 Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:34 am
scream gonk
I got nothin.... sad
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:37 am
Diana of Themyscara, what a pleasure to see you again.
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:38 am
Clark J. Kent David Connor Right. That means you can update my programming. What is your identity? Who are you, and why is your structure so similar to a Kryptonians? Why are you flawed as you are?
The Original Bizarros were failed clones of Kal-El, created in a lab of Lex Luthor, they did not live very long. Luthor could not master the Kryptonian genome well enough to create a perfected clone. I believe the Joker may have patterned myself partially on those failed experiments. *Records the details* Then my initial impression was correct. You are not only a mockery of Kryptonians, but clearly intentionally so. The Joker is known for his "comedy." I myself observed iut this morning when watching Batman Beyond on DVD.
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:41 am
Im going to pretend i didn't hear anything...cuz i can NEVER get bizarro's speech straight....never ever.... it's an amazon disability i guess. gonk
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:42 am
cuz....more than likely...he's NOT happy at all to see me. stare
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:45 am
Come now Diana, do I sound to you to be the incoherent bumbler of an idiot I usually am? It doesn't take a Bizarro with a 12th level intellect to figure that answer out.
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:49 am
David Connor Clark J. Kent David Connor Right. That means you can update my programming. What is your identity? Who are you, and why is your structure so similar to a Kryptonians? Why are you flawed as you are?
The Original Bizarros were failed clones of Kal-El, created in a lab of Lex Luthor, they did not live very long. Luthor could not master the Kryptonian genome well enough to create a perfected clone. I believe the Joker may have patterned myself partially on those failed experiments. *Records the details* Then my initial impression was correct. You are not only a mockery of Kryptonians, but clearly intentionally so. The Joker is known for his "comedy." I myself observed iut this morning when watching Batman Beyond on DVD.
Hmm, do you happen to know if it is beyond your limited capabilities to transform my "imperfect" deformed genes into more suitably "perfect" kryptonian genes? Not that I would want you to, I was just curious.
The Joker has so much unused potential, if only he weren't so darned insane. ninja *Gets an idea, and starts constructing his device*
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:57 am
Scientific modification to magically created matter is . . . unwise. There are a few technomancers capable of overcoming this recommendation. I am not one of them. I possess no understanding of mystic energies.
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:13 am
Not even Kryptonian Magics?
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:20 am
I suppose I could tell you the histoy of the great Hood-En . . .
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:29 am
Boring.
*Finishes constructing his ray*
Now, hold still and say cheese!
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:36 am
*Scowls and charges up hand blasts* I do not recommend you fire that weapon, whatever it is . . .
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:41 am
Oh...
Okay, Spoil sport. I'll put it away...
*Fires the ray, and a beam of blue light shoots out of it hitting the Eradicator*
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:46 am
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:51 am
*Bizarro Eradicator is born? I'm not NPCing him!*
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