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 Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:18 pm
Would you like to read a new favorite novel of mine, Allen? It's called 'The Bible.' mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:20 pm
*clears throat and turns her player back on, singing*
Can't stay at home, can't stay at school
Old folks say, ya poor little fool
Down the street I'm the girl next door
I'm the fox you've been waiting for
Hello Daddy, hello Mom
I'm your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb
Hello world I'm your wild girl
I'm your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb!
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:22 pm
I read that book once. it sucked. it was crappy and predictable. now where's Beth's off button, she's annoying.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:23 pm
Oh, no, no, no, Allen! This book can bring you eternal happiness...Hell. It's the gayest thing I ever read! I'm taking Buddhist like those other rejects.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:24 pm
*hums the song while the song is blasting through her headphones*
^_^ *hugs plushie*
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:25 pm
but Buddhists don't follow the Bible. they follow old sayings by some fat dude from long ago and some man named Confused.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:27 pm
Forget the bible. It sucks. Hmmm...You think I should join Balls Mahoney in the Church of Satan?
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:29 pm
Buddists follow Buddah,Christians follow god.
Does that make sence now,Snow?
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:30 pm
well from what I was told Satanists do what feels good to them. so it sounds like a feel-good religion to follow. but you just have to ask yourself if it's right for you.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:32 pm
Well, I've been a depressed athiest all my life, so if that religion is good, I'll probably take it.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:35 pm
I don't care what my religion is.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:35 pm
if you've been depressed with the choices you've made it's probably cause you talked to one too many religious fanatics.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:37 pm
Damn. The booklet says it brings happiness.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:41 pm
well all offical religions promise happiness. that's their hook to reel people in to join them.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:42 pm
Some things just don't bring happiness.
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