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 Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:15 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:22 pm
Sorry Damian.. He was there first.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:23 pm
*speeds in*
So I decided I want to learn how to fight. What good is super strength if you dont know how to use it?
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:24 pm
Chris Kent *speeds in* So I decided I want to learn how to fight. What good is super strength if you dont know how to use it?
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:30 pm
Damian Wayne Chris Kent *speeds in* So I decided I want to learn how to fight. What good is super strength if you dont know how to use it?
::catches it:: Why? did you want some lessons Chris.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:36 pm
Now I still hate the guy, but, I can't really resist...
*kicks the karaoke machine, which starst to spout traditional Russian folk music that suddenly gains a 70's guitar and a disco beat*
There lived a certain man.. in Russia long ago..
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow.
Most people looked at him.. with terror and with fear..
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear.
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen.
There was a cat that really was gone.
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine!
It was a shame how he carried ooon.
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son.
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen.
There was a cat that really was gone!
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine!
It was a shame how he carried ooon.
(Spoken smile
"But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder."
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came
RA RA RASPUTIN!
Lover of the Russian queen!
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine!
He drank it all and he said "I feel fiiine."
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was deeeaad.
Oh, those Russians...
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:40 pm
::claps:: That was very Nice Hellboy.
::Looks at Damian:: Bruce always said you were a brat.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:44 pm
Cassandra Wu-San Cain Damian Wayne Chris Kent *speeds in* So I decided I want to learn how to fight. What good is super strength if you dont know how to use it?
::catches it:: Why? did you want some lessons Chris.Why yes I would. Funning around fast and punch things really hard is fun and all but some actual training would be nice.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:46 pm
Then don't let me trouble you any longer. *Fires a grappling hook up into the rafters, and is carried up and out of sight.*
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:49 pm
Chris Kent Why yes I would. Funning around fast and punch things really hard is fun and all but some actual training would be nice.
::sighs hard when Damian leaves but she turns to Chris and smiles:: I'll be happy to Train with you Chris.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:49 pm
*watches the retreating Damian* Geez, didn't know my singing was THAT bad. I'll give him it was a ridiculous song, though..
Evenin', Batgirl, Chris.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:52 pm
l-lellboy *watches the retreating Damian* Geez, didn't know my singing was THAT bad. I'll give him it was a ridiculous song, though..
Evenin', Batgirl, Chris.
I'm afraid that was my fault, You sing just fine.
And Cassandra or Cass is fine.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:56 pm
Cass. Gotcha.
And what's wrong with just punching things really hard? scream I made a career out of that. Mostly. Training is best done on the job. Of course, this may get you eaten/bitten/stabbed/shot/mauled etcetera.. but you learn from it if you don't die! 4laugh
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:56 pm
*Walks in & sits at a table*
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