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 Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:05 pm
amyrthian Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Vincent: Why the hell are we breeding chocobos when we know that a meteor is going to strike in 7 days? sweatdrop Cloud: Good question, how long does it take for some damn chocobo to grow to full size anyways.. one day? xd Cid: #$%$ No! They pop out full grown! Tifa, Aerith, and Yuffie: Ouch. Cait Sith: Can't be too bad. Tifa, Aeris, Yuffie: DIE!!! *murder Cait Sith*
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:07 pm
Deaths Apprentice amyrthian Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Vincent: Why the hell are we breeding chocobos when we know that a meteor is going to strike in 7 days? sweatdrop Cloud: Good question, how long does it take for some damn chocobo to grow to full size anyways.. one day? xd Cid: #$%$ No! They pop out full grown! Tifa, Aerith, and Yuffie: Ouch. Cait Sith: Can't be too bad. Tifa, Aeris, Yuffie: DIE!!! *murder Cait Sith* Vincent (looking from 'baby' chocobo to Cait Sith's sparking circuits): Even as life comes to one, it departs from another. Thus the circle continues unceasingly. Everyone else: stare Riiiiight.
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:11 pm
amyrthian Deaths Apprentice amyrthian Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Vincent: Why the hell are we breeding chocobos when we know that a meteor is going to strike in 7 days? sweatdrop Cloud: Good question, how long does it take for some damn chocobo to grow to full size anyways.. one day? xd Cid: #$%$ No! They pop out full grown! Tifa, Aerith, and Yuffie: Ouch. Cait Sith: Can't be too bad. Tifa, Aeris, Yuffie: DIE!!! *murder Cait Sith* Vincent (looking from 'baby' chocobo to Cait Sith's sparking circuits): Even as life comes to one, it departs from another. Thus the circle continues unceasingly. Everyone else: stare Riiiiight. *another Cait Sith appears* Cait Sith: Hey it's me Reeve, I sent another one out to replace the last one because I said something stoopid. Tifa, Aeris, Yuffie: *travel to midgar and murder Reeve* whee
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:14 pm
In the executive boardroom, the surviving executives look at Reeve's maimed corpse.
Rufus: Just when we had the bloody trail cleaned up...
Palmer(leaping in glee): Send the funding from urban development to space development!
Scarlet: Kya ha ha ha ha!
Heidegger: How the heck did they get through my guards?
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:17 pm
amyrthian In the executive boardroom, the surviving executives look at Reeve's maimed corpse. Rufus: Just when we had the bloody trail cleaned up... Palmer(leaping in glee): Send the funding from urban development to space development! Scarlet: Kya ha ha ha ha! Heidegger: How the heck did they get through my guards? Cloud dressed as Cait Sith: I let them in!! Then I attacked the presiden!! *spins around in circles and the costume disappears he pulls his sword and stabs Scarlet* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!... Heidegger:.... Hey did anyone even like her anyways? Palmer: Now her money can go to Space too!!! Rufus: She wasn't too bad in bed, other than that she was just an overgrown ^&*%$
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:23 pm
Deaths Apprentice amyrthian In the executive boardroom, the surviving executives look at Reeve's maimed corpse. Rufus: Just when we had the bloody trail cleaned up... Palmer(leaping in glee): Send the funding from urban development to space development! Scarlet: Kya ha ha ha ha! Heidegger: How the heck did they get through my guards? Cloud dressed as Cait Sith: I let them in!! Then I attacked the presiden!! *spins around in circles and the costume disappears he pulls his sword and stabs Scarlet* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!... Heidegger:.... Hey did anyone even like her anyways? Palmer: Now her money can go to Space too!!! Rufus: She wasn't too bad in bed, other than that she was just an overgrown ^&*%$ Heidegger: So that's how she got that position... Hey! she's not the president, Rufus is! Cloud: Oh. *pauses* *stabs Rufus as well* Palmer: Aww man! Now Heidegger's going to take all the money...
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:24 pm
Edge22 *in the ferris wheel Aerith:Cloud Cloud:what Aerith: I wanna get to know ypu better Cloud:what do you mean Aerith: I wanna get to know the real you *grenade shaped as a bottle rocket comes through the window* Aerith:Hey whats that *grenade explodes, Zell and that BLM from FF9 are shown talking Zell: that was awesome BLM: yea almost as cool as the time we put a grenade in Yuna's mic Zell: yea that was cool she blew up right in the middle of the stage, lets put a grenade in Wakka's Blitzball BLM: no better yet on Tifa's............. Zell: no lets put a grenade loaded with flesh eating chocobo's and Launch it during the Blitzball cup *Tidus walks in Tidus:uuuuuhhhh I'm gonna tell *Zell gets out a knife BLM gets out a bat Tidus: wait what are you doing NOOOO STOP NOT MY FACE AGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVER. BACK TO THE FACE BACK TO THE FACE, WHAT ARE YOU STABBING AT IS IT MY PELVIS? IT IS!!!!!!!!!!! Dude your gay....all these are from the FF7 Parody on Newgrounds....
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:55 pm
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:57 pm
tifa: o o o pick me pick me pick me im cheap!
sephiroth: im too cool to destory the planet, well i can rule it at least
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 7:00 pm
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 7:05 pm
reeve: cait? cait? cait sith?? nooooooooooo!!!!! my puppets!
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 12:21 am
Utec Goreka reeve: cait? cait? cait sith?? nooooooooooo!!!!! my puppets!
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 1:11 pm
Sephiroth: Murder is against my religion, I'm sorry Cloud...I just can't kill you
Cloud: What religion?
Sephiroth: I'm one of Jenova's Witness'
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:59 pm
Tifa checking for breast cancer:
omg, omg a lump...... o wait cheetos.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 4:07 pm
cchrreiasl Tifa checking for breast cancer: omg, omg a lump...... o wait cheetos. You stole that line from Family Guy. xp
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