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 Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:05 am
nekozuki_naruto Granted, but the chocolate was given to you by a mole...and was actually just mud. eww. I wish that I do good at the singing competition today. Granted. But, it turns out that you sucked at the competition. I wish for a nightmare scarf.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:25 am
Granted, but it was bought as a hacked item, and now you're banned for having it in your possession.
I wish I could have chinese food for lunch.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:39 am
Granted, but it turns out to be Japanese food.
I wish my sister would let me wear this AWESOME cow coat my dad just gave me to school.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:00 pm
Granted, but while you are at school a male cow walks in and starts to lick you to death!
I wish that people weren't so imature sometimes...
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:54 pm
Granted. People are now mature. But now that the general population has gained the ability to use their brain for the intended purpose of thinking, there is much more competition for jobs in research sciences, law, business, and medical care. Instead of becoming a famous surgeon, you are now destined to be a cashier at Hollister.
I wish my dad wasn't so annoying...
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:52 pm
Granted, but you get bored and you wish then that your dad was annoying you more often again.
I wish my brother stopped playing stupid zombie games.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:06 pm
Granted. He now plays obnoxious dinosaur games. The noise is unavoidable.
I wish I could find some good tasting, non-poisoned iced tea.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:18 pm
You find it, and take it, and are arrested by the police for stealing. During your court hearing, you are shot to death by a man screaming "******** LIPTON".
I wish that I was renowned throughout the GD.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:19 am
Granted, but the GD becomes void, and everyone forgets who you are three hours later.
I wish I had all the money I could want without it being stolen or counterfeit.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:10 pm
Wish granted. But then you're mugged while out shopping!
I wish I could meet Orlando Bloom.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:30 pm
Granted. But then you are mobbed, beaten, and raped by jealous Orli fangirls, and I'm across the street shaking my head and laughing, saying 'Why are they so obsessed? He's not even that pretty.'
I wish I wasn't under house arrest, depressed, unable to talk to anyone, and having to sneak onto the computer to find some means of relief only to find out my boyfriend who I'm not actually in love with is whining non-stop about wanting to see me again, even though we saw eachother recently. Or, to make my wish shorter, I wish life didn't suck.
No, I'm not emo.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:05 pm
Granted. You cheerfully and legally leave the house to meet your non-complaining boyfriend who you are in love with for pizza. But you are too happy and lovestruck to remember that you are allergic to olives, and you order pizza with everything. As if the olives aren't enough to send you to the hospital, the side of pasta salad is seasoned with olive oil. You lose the ability to breathe and pass out. When you wake up, you are in a hospital bed, and you realize that you hate your boyfriend for making you eat olives, and your parents are yelling at you their plans to permanently ground you for causing them such medical expenses. And the drugs in the hospital have a side effect of depression.
I wish my house wasn't so cold.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:55 pm
KoopaTroopaMaria Granted. You cheerfully and legally leave the house to meet your non-complaining boyfriend who you are in love with for pizza. But you are too happy and lovestruck to remember that you are allergic to olives, and you order pizza with everything. As if the olives aren't enough to send you to the hospital, the side of pasta salad is seasoned with olive oil. You lose the ability to breathe and pass out. When you wake up, you are in a hospital bed, and you realize that you hate your boyfriend for making you eat olives, and your parents are yelling at you their plans to permanently ground you for causing them such medical expenses. And the drugs in the hospital have a side effect of depression. I wish my house wasn't so cold. Granted, but now it's the temperature of the Gobi desert. I wish the cable people would finish what they're doing.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:06 pm
Granted, but 'what they were doing' was setting explosives throughout your living room. In fifteen seconds, your house will explode and all the items and individuals inside will die. Thirteen seconds...
I wish I didn't have to do homework right now.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:09 pm
Granted, but then you fail the classes and at life.
I wish my cat came back.
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