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THE INDESTRUCTABLE TOY, June 22, 2005
A Kid's Review

I had this toy before and it was indestrutable.It started out as a happy children's toy until it started saying mutated and disturbing things at me and my 98-year-old-poor grandma.She told me to be rid of the toy immediatlety.So at first i simply tried throwing the toy in the trashcan.The toy just grewbigger and bigger and hopped out of the trashcan and tried to bite my poor old granny.Then I tried to bring this toy to the junkyard but when i threw it out into the junkyard, this toy grew bigger and bigger until it created a nuclear explosion and the whole junkyard blew up.Fed up, I drove home and tried flushing this toy down the toilet.My toilet started overflowing and the toy started shrinking.Then the toy shot right the ceiling up into the sky and flew back down into my house.Then my friend came over my house.I was so mad at the toy that I threw it at my friends head and almost killed her!This toy turns normal people maniacs.Do not buy this toy unless you want to become a maniac.

crying I used to have a pet rock. His name was Gordon.

Brolly saved a frog from being run over by a lawn mower today.

I bet it was your lawn mower.

You dont have to rub it in.... I get enough of that at school anyway.