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 Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:49 pm
'cause I painted it that colour
Why is my leg so warm?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:01 pm
A: Maybe it has to do with that yellow stuff running down it. Q: How did we come to having a monkey for president?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:04 pm
A: It was either him or the rabid donkeys.
Q: Are you left-wing or right-wing?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 4:06 pm
A) Silly! Angels have two wings. xp
Q) Who invented cheese?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 4:09 pm
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 4:29 pm
I did.
Who made cats who refuse to "go" in the litter box?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 4:48 pm
A)The person who created your synthetic thumb, which is currently in the process of digestion in your cat's third, unknown, formaly mice filled, once gaping hole, stomach out on the porch of your neighbor's yard.
Q)Who are the 10 people you most admire on this guild?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 4:59 pm
((That was brilliant, pixy...))
A) MrJimmy
Duale
EienKage
Myself
you
Morgan Freeman
Johnny Depp
blue
eight
and freefall
Q) Why did the chicken think about crossing the traffic infested highway, see an 18-wheeler barreling down the road towards it, change its mind, and decide to go bac home and write a fifteen page report about the nuisance of human roads and technology?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:01 pm
A) Because it felt tired of dealing with it all, with the people trying to copy others, with the horrible deeds performed by the human race itself, with all the ways we humans are destroying this earth that has given us life, that is why.
Q) Did you know that it makes more sense to make a long answer than a long question?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:07 pm
huh?
What is the capital of my happy place?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:11 pm
A)Your aunt's, third devorced, husband's current wife's, second thrown out razor, with safety pins as a precaution, using sporks to destroy the earth's, second largest continent's, 5th snowfall of teh season's, brush, which now resides clogged in your bathtub's drain. And it is very sad to be left there all alone cry
Q) Where is my nailpolish container?
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 2:23 am
.. in my house o___o
q. why does santa have a sleigh ?
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:03 am
A: To beat the bad girls and boys
Q:Why is the word "santa" so close to the word "satan"?
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:05 am
a. becuase his name was spelt wrong on his birth cert. as is actually satan.
q. why does santa wear red ?!
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:09 am
because coca-cola told him to (that's the truth I promise)
how do cell-phones work?
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