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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:58 am
Lol I watched that, and no matter how fake you think wrestling may be, there is no denying the physical strength required to do that, or to do something like when Shamus used white noise, on The Big Show.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:18 am
Legion_of_Nazareth Lol I watched that, and no matter how fake you think wrestling may be, there is no denying the physical strength required to do that, or to do something like when Shamus used white noise, on The Big Show. Dude. You want to see some mind blowing s**t? DragonGate (AKA real life GTB) Pac v. Ricochet
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:20 am
Ill check it out, are there any opening in sigil right this second?
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:24 am
Legion_of_Nazareth Ill check it out, are there any opening in sigil right this second? Always. We always need more people. No matter how busy it may seem. The place is so damn big that there are plenty of important roles to go around.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:52 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:14 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:35 am
That made me happy, Dolph Ziggler Just knocked Big E Langston out with his money in the bank brief case, and walked into an attitude adjustment.
Thats what you get for relying on others.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:37 am
In other news, Muay Thai has just been revealed as the answer to world hunger!
Have an insufferable problem that won't go away? Muay Thai! This crazy s**t will turn you into the ******** Flash, the Hulk, and Superman all at the same time!
Someone threatening to stab you in the throat? NO PROBLEM! Just whip out your MUAY THAI and use your new TELEPORTING HANDS to stop that weak s**t!
What's that? Metal got in the way of your glorious omnipotence? Turn that s**t to DUST with your MUAY THAI. You'll run as fast as Fierach! You'll race against actual Fierach, and it'll be a tie, and you'll get advanced to the FINAL ROUND.
With your newly acquired MUAY THAI, never again worry about being caught with your pants down! As a master of SIMULTANEOUS COMBAT, you will always strike with 100% accuracy and NO MONEY DOWN. That's right folks, even if you over-commit to a strike, no sweat, because you've already PLANNED THAT s**t IN ADVANCE. Your internal harmony is so ******** RAD that people look at your fist and EXPLODE FROM WITHIN.
Look at your man. Now back at me. Now back at your man. Now back at me. Your man is not me, but he could fight like me with brand-new MUAY THAI. Look at your fist. Now back to mine. I have it. It's a staff with every weapon combination possible, with no effort! Look again. The staff is now DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you fight with MUAY THAI. I'm crushing your armored foot.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:47 am
Oh god damn it.
I forgot to put in my profile my cat can run up to 30mph at max speed.
Faaail.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:24 am
Hm that reminds me my next pet project is my octopus fighter.
Might as well make him a muay thai fighter.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:30 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:44 am
Sigil Warden In other news, Muay Thai has just been revealed as the answer to world hunger! Have an insufferable problem that won't go away? Muay Thai! This crazy s**t will turn you into the ******** Flash, the Hulk, and Superman all at the same time! Someone threatening to stab you in the throat? NO PROBLEM! Just whip out your MUAY THAI and use your new TELEPORTING HANDS to stop that weak s**t! What's that? Metal got in the way of your glorious omnipotence? Turn that s**t to DUST with your MUAY THAI. You'll run as fast as Fierach! You'll race against actual Fierach, and it'll be a tie, and you'll get advanced to the FINAL ROUND. With your newly acquired MUAY THAI, never again worry about being caught with your pants down! As a master of SIMULTANEOUS COMBAT, you will always strike with 100% accuracy and NO MONEY DOWN. That's right folks, even if you over-commit to a strike, no sweat, because you've already PLANNED THAT s**t IN ADVANCE. Your internal harmony is so ******** RAD that people look at your fist and EXPLODE FROM WITHIN. Look at your man. Now back at me. Now back at your man. Now back at me. Your man is not me, but he could fight like me with brand-new MUAY THAI. Look at your fist. Now back to mine. I have it. It's a staff with every weapon combination possible, with no effort! Look again. The staff is now DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you fight with MUAY THAI. I'm crushing your armored foot. This sounds about right, though... And still not quoting people when you reference them, super classy. pirate
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:48 am
Slash Zinrai This sounds about right, though... And still not quoting people when you reference them, super classy. pirate You found it, didn't you? Also, satire.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:52 am
That's some zen s**t right there.
/shower
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:06 am
I would now like to voice my great disappointment in Sieg's fight considering the lack there of Tables, Ladders and Chairs OH MY!
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