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 Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:06 pm
granted, now everyone you love is dead
i wish i had long hair again
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:09 pm
granted, u buy a possion that makes grow ur hair, it starts to grow, as u used to have it, but then it falls and u get bold xD
i wis my iguana becomes godzilla :p
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:10 pm
granted, but he steps on you,
i wish you would type properly
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:13 pm
graited, then u start type like me and comite suicide :p
i wish that everything that i touch becomes into gold, with out damaging ppl or transforming food into gold
(yea i know i type like a 5 yr old boy, but i have mistakes in both languages i speak so is just im a dumb a** in typing :p)
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:48 pm
Granted, but then there is so much gold in the words that its value drops dramatically and the whole world hates you. The sheer amount of animosity and hatred towards you throws you into a deep depression. In order to cheer you up, your crush decides to have a pillow fight with you, but when you try to hit her back the pillow turns to gold and you smash her brains in. Then you get hit by a bus, which also turns to gold as it pulverizes you.
I wish I had wings!
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:47 pm
omg jajaj rlly cool death
granted, but then u star to fly over the world, an airplay think u are an UFO and advise the army of the country u are flying, a plaine comes and shoot u down
i wish i was ugly xD
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:48 pm
Granted, but your ugliness calls for a federal execution ninja
I wish I was a lava lamp burning_eyes
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:46 pm
granted. however, you never get plugged in. cheese_whine
i wish for love.
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:13 pm
granted. but then you die in you sleep
i wish i had a bottle of water
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:18 am
Granted, but you choke and die
I wish I was a fire truck wahmbulance
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:49 am
Granted, but you were painted polka dotted.
I wish I had a tissue
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:48 am
Granted, but it gets stuck up your nose
I wish that I thought everything was funny =3
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:26 am
Granted, you get killed in a most horrible way, but you think it's extremely funny...
I wish I had telepathy that I could control completely
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:09 am
Granted, but your pet was granted the same gift as well. Now you must be at constant war with the animal.
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:21 pm
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i wish the person above had wished.
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