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 Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:28 pm
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:29 pm
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:34 pm
we were both young when I first saw you
I closed my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a balcony in summer air
See the lights, see the party the ballgowns
see you make your way all through the crowd and say hello
little did i know...
that you were romeo and you were throwing pebbles
till my daddy said stay away from juliet
and i was crying on the staircase begging you please don't go
and i said..
romeo take me
somewhere we can be alone
i'll be waiting all theres left to do is run
you'll be the prince and i'll be the princess
it's a love story baby just say yes.
so i sneek out to the garden to see you
and we'll keep quiet cause were dead if they knew
so close your eyes
let's keep this down for a little while oh oh
cause you weree romeo, i was a scarlett letter
and my daddy said stay away from juliet
cause you were everything to me
i was begging you please don't go.
and i said romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
i'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
you'll be the prince and i'll be the princess
it's a love story
baby just say yes.
Romeo save me they're trying to tell me how to feel
this love is difficult
but igt's real, don't be affraid we'll make it out of this mess
it's a love story baby just yes
oh oh oh oh
i got tired of waiting wondering if you were ever coming around
my faith in you was fading when i met you on the asker to tell
and i said..
romeo take me i've been feeling so alone
i keep waiting for you but you never come
is this in my head? i don't know what your thinking
kneeled to the ground and pulled out a ring and said...
marry me juliet and you'll never have to be alone
i love you and thats all i really know
i talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
it's a love story baby just say yes
oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh
cause we were both young when i first saw you
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:39 pm
Before Youtube I walked through life.
And now I frollic.
Youtube has been like a father to me,
Except Youtube's not an alcholic.
Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid,
That thought he was funnier, & cooler
Than he actually was.
Now,
Not much has changed,
But I have a shitload of money.
Because Youtube is a place for people to share their ideas.
If by people you mean
13-year-old girls,
And by ideas you mean
How they love the Jonas Brothers.
I'm just kidding!
But let's be honest,
That's a hefty majority.
And if you don't believe me
You must be a noob!...
So, Welcome to Youtube!
You don't know what your missing,
A-just try searching a-women kissing.
It's Youtube. It's what this country's been needing.
A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading.
Am I the only one who thinks that Lisa Nova's hot,
And Chris Crocker's not?
He's hotter.
Most Famous youtubers are either asian or they're gay.
So there's an untapped youtube celebrity, and it's name is Geore Takai.
And if your favorite coat has got a doo-doo stain; I pray to god that that's chocolate rain.
And I find videos of babys laughing a bit intrusive.
Because Barrak Obama won the election because of Youtube.
Wait, did I say youtube?
I meant the black vote.
And I think that Youtube and FRED are SO COOL!
And What The Buck will be back in a jiffy lube...
So welcome to Youtube.
Yeah, I said welcome to Youtube.
Hey. Welcome to youtube.
I said listen and linger.
Charlie the unicorn bit my finger.
It's youtube.
The impact is evident.
Ms. Teen South Carolina just ran for vice president.
Upload a video.
You got nothin' to lose.
Except all of you friends.
And the approval of your parents.
Hi, my name is Mary and I'm 19 years old and I got drunk at a party and I think someone was videotaping it but I don't want anyone to see it 'cause I showed half of my boob.
Sorry Mary!
Welcome to Youtube.
Say hello to youtube.
Say goodbye to your college scholarship.
Yeah, and it'll keep on going and it'll never stop.
'Till it's privatized.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:44 pm
Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks, now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out, I'll be giving it my bestest
And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some
But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours
Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people, dance and sing
We're just one big family
And it's our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved
So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm sure
There's no need to complicate, our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours
D-d-do do you, but do you, d-d-do
But do you want to come on
Scooch on over closer dear
And I will nibble your ear
I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and I laughed
I guess what I be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do, our name is our virtue
But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours
Come on and open up your mind and see like me
(I won't hesitate)
Open up your plans and damn you're free
(No more, no more)
Look into your heart and you'll find that the sky is yours
(It cannot wait, I'm sure)
So please don't, there's no need
(There's no need to complicate)
There's no need to complicate
(Our time is short)
'Cause our time is short
(This is our fate)
This is, this is, this is our fate
I'm yours
Oh, I'm yours
Oh, I'm yours
Oh, whoa, baby you believe I'm yours
You best believe, best believe I'm yours
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:46 pm
Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night
It's only right
To think about the girl you love,
And hold her tight.
So happy together
If I should call you up
Invest a dime
And you say you belong to me
And ease my mind
Imagine how the world would be
So very fine
So happy together
I can't see me loving nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me
Baby the skies will be blue
For all my life
Me and you
And you and me
No matter how they toss the dice
It has to be
The only one for me is you
And you for me
So happy together
If I should call you up
Invest a dime
And you say you belong to me
And you are mine
Imagine how the world could be
So very fine
So happy together
I can't see me loving nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me
Baby the skies will be blue
For all my life
I can't see me loving nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me
Baby the skies will be blue
For all my life
For all my life...
Call you up
Ease my mind
Ease my mind
Ease my mind
I can't see me loving nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me
Baby the skies will be blue
For all my life
I can't see me loving nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me
Baby the skies will be blue
For all my life
So happy together (x4)
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:50 pm
Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you begin to wonder why you came
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God he hears you
And pray to God he hears you
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
How to save a life
How to save a life
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
How to save a life
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:51 pm
I found God on the corner of first and only star
Where the west was all but won
All along smoking is like cigarette
I said where you've been he said ask anything
Where were you
When everything was falling apart
When all my days were spent by the telephone
Never ring and all I needed was a call
Never came to the corner of first and only star
Lost and insecure
You found me you found me
Lying on the floor
Surround me surround me
Why'd you have to wait
Where were you where were you
Just a little late
You found me you found me
But in the end everyone ends up alone
Losing her the only one whose ever known
Who I am who I'm not who I wanna be
My way to know how lost you will be next to me
Lost and insecure
You found me you found me
Lying on the floor
Surround me surround me
Why'd you have to wait
Where were you where were you
Just a little late
You found me you found me
Early morning city breaks
I've been calling
For years and years and years and years
And you've never left me messages
Never send me no letters
You've got some kind of nerve
Taking all I want
Lost and insecure
You've found me you've found me
Lying on the floor
Where were you where were you
Lost and insecure
You found me you found me
Lying on the floor
Surround me surround me
Why'd you have to wait
Where were you where were you
Just a little late
You found me you found me
Why'd you have to wait
To find me to find me
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:54 pm
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave your toilet bowl steamin
I'm gonna tarot like the cards of the gypsies
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
If your pants are loose, I'll re-pleat ya.
You're a first time veagan and it's nice to meat ya
I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
What the hell's a g spot?
Go to a
v****a orchard, count 1, 2, 3
Spin that plant around you got a third whirled c**t tree
That's right, consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK excuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, a** looks like your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
Third base, I'm getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care I said
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
And you can spell and smell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Cause I'm bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
You got two eyes, only got one shot. yeahh.
Yo,
Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.
YO, My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with
Common you asian child labor show me what your workin with
OOO large machinery
Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't Have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex Left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u Can write my name
Cause I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think your better or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
And if I can't think of another rhyme then I ought,
To think of one.
Yeah write this down man.
Yo, yo
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
Yeah.
Feel it ready.
Man, my junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people Think I'm lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute Your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Oh,
Come on
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If I'm in the closet then you are blow me
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
Yeah.
Yo, cause I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real g that can really find your g spot.
Yeah, yeah, yo, yooo.
I'm a real g homey that can really find your g spot.
Oh.
Oh my God buy my e.p. on iTunes.
Right now, go right now,
While I stall.
Buy it right now.
Out.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:56 pm
I love you like kings love queens
Like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans
I need you like New Orleans needs a drought
Like Hitler's Father needed to learn to pull out
And I want you, yeah, like a Lawyer/Mathematician wants some kind of proof
And I want you, yeah, like JFK wanted a car with a roof
Because love is taking that dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool
And love is a real life porn, minus all the stuff that makes porn cool
And love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heart broken, he can't complain because he was hungry in the first place
Because I love you like Dora loves maps
Like the pope's toilet loves holy craps... (that's a little one)
I need you like a voyeur needs a branch
Like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of Neverland Ranch
And I want you, yeah, like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same, never want to conform
And I want you like Anne Frank... wanted nobody to read her ******** diary (because a diary is a collection of secret things that nobody's supposed to know, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people that have breached this little girls privacy after she was chased by Nazis... kick her while she's down)
And if we met in 10, 000 BC, I was your caveman, yous my cavelady...
If we got hot, we'd start rubbin'
If we got hungry, we'd go clubbin'
There's willy mammoths, I'll protect us, you're makin' me devolve to a homo erectus, ******** if we met in 1780, I would be a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark-skinned servant lady... slave
Whenever I could get away from the Missus, I go to your she'd then I'd steal you kisses
But let's be serious, I'd still work you full-time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and complete disregard for social economic trends
If it was 1941, I was a Nazi, yous a Gypsy on the run, that's a little redundant
That... probably wouldn't have worked out...
Because...
Love is your favorite food for every breakfast, lunch and dinner
And love is the Holocaust, if you don't die quick and you don't get thinner
And love is being the owner of the company that makes rape whistles
And even though you started with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't want to reduce it at all cause if the rape rate declines then you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales...
Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles?
Yeahhhh, love is all about... Whistles.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:57 pm
Santa-Hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
She is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
That Santa's only s'pose to come once year
Now I buy whores
Rock n roll
And I stuff their stockings
With my north pole
Patrick O'Riley-I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
And a beautiful wife
And a pot full of gold
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself
And since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
Now I drink all day
And a part of me dies
Cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
By the rice krispie guys
Tony the Tiger-Everyday I wake up, and I get to work late,
My boss says "hey what'sup?"
I say I'm grrrrrrowing tired of this s**t
The kids they laugh cause I'm a sensitive cat
"big p***y!" I can't argue with that
If another kid gives me frosted flakes
I swear on my life, I'll eat his parents.
Easter Bunny-I'm the easter bunny hey I'm back
Used to funny now I'm hooked on crack
Heaps of heroine aint no joke
Marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
Coooooke
Drugs for life that's my plan
But now I have no attention sp...
Hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
I think they got herpes from some irish chick
Santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
Oh snap... crackle and pop
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 5:00 pm
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it,
Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 7:47 pm
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 7:49 pm
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 7:50 pm
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