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 Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:16 pm
Funniest mental image ever. I saw the first just being, I out and walking away, then the other guy being all, b***h where you going, running out the ring to tackle him unexpectedly and give hilarious rape face before pile driving him into the concrete, while your character fumbles around with the ladder like their doing it on purpose. I nearly spat out my drink from the abrupt mental image it was so damn funny, taking into account the oily muscle of a regular toned professional wrestler and all. xD
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:30 pm
Here's something that will change how you look at Pro-wrestling. For just about everything that they do they are taught to tuck their heads in to avoid a serious injury. Especially for those piledrivers.
Now considering that with a belly to belly variant of the pile driver the guy's face is just inches from the other man's crotch to keep themselves from getting hurt they have to tuck their head in meaning they practically have to push their face into some muscular sweaty thighs and crotch.
And for your sanity never ever look up Rants, Roids, and Rasslin. I was just looking for a move and it popped up, I was shocked, awed, and appalled all at once, then I started laughing as I sent the link to everyone I knew.
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:39 pm
I knew there was a reason they wore underwear that was three sizes too small...
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:50 pm
So I had a gay friend that would intentionally ruin really manly s**t for us. Because he was a bag of dicks. He'd seriously start pointing out positions that were similar to rough gay sex positions.
Suddenly became too awkward to play with my friend Ron. We had to go back to shooting people. Most awkward octagon ever...
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:54 pm
Actually was well aware of that. Wrestlers are prone to teabaggging. xD
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 4:45 pm
...I was about to post something but then I heard the news that a guy is suing the makers of the Requip pills for making him a gay sex addict.
My nose hurt snorting out a laugh from that one.
Anyhow really that's one hell of a move though. One of my favorite female wrestlers (retired now) took a piledriver off the second rope, broke her neck (not broken to the point it killed her or cause some critical damage), finished the match by holding her head in place then took a year off to recover. I love it when the ladies have more balls then the men.
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 4:49 pm
Female version of the t-bag. xD
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 5:08 pm
They actually have a pin like that the legsplit facepin...a funky lady crotch in your face.
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 5:51 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:02 pm
Here's one for ya, and I'm not going to explain it.
"Porno on a stick is not as effective as a Carrot on a stick."
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 7:43 pm
Why would you put a carrot on a stick?
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:08 pm
Because it's a very demoralizing weapon to beat someone with. Almost as demoralizing as beating someone with a bag of gummi bears.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:37 pm
Lady Bern Why would you put a carrot on a stick? To get an a** to run
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:49 pm
That person must really hate carrots.
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:19 am
Today I was looking back at this guild I was in that died. I think I've mentioned it before, it had been revamped from a Naruto like guild to this sort of Air Gear inspired fiasco, then something else, until it became this weird hodgepodge demon world like guild.
And I'm sure that I've mentioned this guy before that GMed and countered every single attack that you threw his way that it became an annoyance RPing with him. I had one character who was something of a tengu spar with him. And every little clever thing I thought of he had a counter for it. I would go through the trouble of describing and scientifically explaining how a move came about such as using the air to make it vibrate around him to create a sonic boom- he'd cancel it. I'd come up with some different wind attack, he'd block it, cancel it, or have something greater. This went on and on and on until finally I got tired of it and gave him one last move.
I Falcon punched his a**. And that was the last post.
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