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 Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:26 pm
because the apple company is trying to screw you into buying more apps for "improvement"
Because the iPod likes you to touch it and treat it rough wink
Who are you and where is my horse?
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:30 pm
I am Apple and your horse is being used to create the new iHorse
What is an iHorse?
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:38 am
a machine that creates horses that say "I"
What do nerds do when they are bored?
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:39 am
they yell at each other
why do bananas grow on trees?
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:19 am
it would look wrong if they grew from the ground.
1.77245 is the square root of what?
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:50 pm
A number 1 through infinity! =O
why?
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:45 pm
because a platypus can't decide whether it wants to be a bird, mammal, or a fish.
why is my nose always running?
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:40 pm
Because it's too hyper to walk.
Are the Power Rangers sure it's morphin time and not morphine time?
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:07 pm
Yes they are quite sure that it's morphine time. They're just so high, they don't know what they're saying.
How does Santa fit down the chimney?
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:55 pm
He uses an extremly powerful though short lasting version of Slimfast.
Who's stupid idea was it to creat Slimfast?
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:34 pm
William Howard Taft; he came back from the dead with a vengeance.
Where do things that are deleted on the internet go?
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:43 pm
they go to the stair way to heaven
why are the clouds in the sky?
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:47 pm
Because the angels ate too many refried beans.
Does the penguin on my head like me?
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:19 am
Not at all because you don't talk to it enough.
Why is my school putting on a musical?
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:00 pm
Because they want to bore the town to death.
Why am I cosplaying?
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