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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:44 pm
Granted, but you can't unfreeze it so you'll spend the rest of your life fooling around with those jerks from middle school by placing them next to peeing dogs. Tsk tsk, pathetic talk2hand
I wish that I could live forever...
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:02 pm
granted, but everyone one you love dies before you and you get so distressed that you try to kill yourself several time, but you may never have the sweet escape of death twisted
i wish to have wishes that never go wrong
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:03 pm
granted. But eventually forever would get boring and you could never attach yourself in a loving way to any other being because of not living "forever"
I wish I didn't have to kill again.
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:04 pm
Granted but all those who you had killed, murdered you.
I wish.... i had a wish.
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:12 pm
granted. but someone stole your wish to have a wish
i wish the birds weren't going to come and murder me crying
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:12 pm
Granted by way of raptors eating the birds.
The raptors are still hungry, and I forgot to tell them not to eat you.
I wish I didn't smell like cat food. gonk
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:13 pm
GRANTED, but now you smell like a dwarfs bottom . (don't ask me, i have no idea) I wish i were red
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:13 pm
Granted, but the creesy ones from that Alfred Hitchcock movie come and impale your head with their beaks. o.O
I wish that I really did have a gryphon on my head...
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:14 pm
Granted but it eats you. I wish i had a dog.
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:15 pm
granted. but it dies the next day
i wish i had a wish for every wish i have ever wished about having
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:16 pm
Granted, but it mistakes you for Kibbles n' Bits
I wish I was a ninja ninja
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:19 pm
Granted but i fell in love with you so i stalk you.
I wish i was a ninja so i could keep up with you.
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:40 pm
Granted, but I'm a supah ninja, so your efforts are futile twisted
I wish I was in.... CANADA....
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:49 pm
granted, but now im your neighbour
i wish i werent bored
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:50 pm
granted u laught till ur lungs xploted razz
i wish i was 100 yrs old
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