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 Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:08 am
Kuzodav Betman Kuzodav So last night was my cousin's wedding. Here's how it went with the females: A girl came up to me, kinda hot, and started to strike up a conversation, but I had my drink and she didn't, and I wasn't going to wait. I met these people by the outside bar, had a good conversation with them. Then they were all 'I want you to meet my daughter.' and I was all 'Lawl, k.' Before she left later that night I totally scored her number. My aunt's hairdresser tried to coax me in to dancing with her daughter, who was totally game, but I was already talking with the cool people at the outside bar. I danced it up with two waitresses. And am scheduled to Bump n' grind with one of them today to the phat beatz of the Golf Channel. I got home and got online, and this hot, yet drunk chick I know was all 'Sean... I wiwsh you were here.' 'Why's that?' 'I want to make out with you so bad right now.' and I was all 'How many have YOU had?' And I forget the rest of the conversation. Overall the night was pretty hawt. Oh, I would be game for that. Except I was smashed, and shes away at a college 3 hours away. And there's no way im driving that far, in that state, at 2 in the morning.
Damn, I have work today.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:09 am
Kuzodav So last night was my cousin's wedding. Here's how it went with the females: A girl came up to me, kinda hot, and started to strike up a conversation, but I had my drink and she didn't, and I wasn't going to wait. I met these people by the outside bar, had a good conversation with them. Then they were all 'I want you to meet my daughter.' and I was all 'Lawl, k.' Before she left later that night I totally scored her number. My aunt's hairdresser tried to coax me in to dancing with her daughter, who was totally game, but I was already talking with the cool people at the outside bar. I danced it up with two waitresses. And am scheduled to Bump n' grind with one of them today to the phat beatz of the Golf Channel. I got home and got online, and this hot, yet drunk chick I know was all 'Sean... I wiwsh you were here.' 'Why's that?' 'I want to make out with you so bad right now.' and I was all 'How many have YOU had?' And I forget the rest of the conversation. Overall the night was pretty hawt. VEGETA! HOW MANY BEETCHES ARE ALL UP ON KUZO'S BAWLS?
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:09 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:10 am
Kirbythecreampuff teh_n00b_huntr someone should ask vegeta the question at least once ninja HEY VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL ok i feel better now mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:11 am
teh_n00b_huntr someone should ask vegeta the question at least once ninja Hey VEGETA what does the scouter say the air speed velocity of a swallow is?
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:11 am
Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie I must say, it's pretty ugly. WELL THEN YOUR ART WOULD FIT NICELY IN IT, b***h NOT AS WELL AS YOU DO. REAL NICE COMEBACK, LAMEASS I THOUGHT SO. SINCE THE ONLY REASON YOUR PROFILE LOOKS LIKE s**t IS BECAUSE YOU'RE SPAMMED ALL OVER IT. UGLY. YOU HAVE TINY TITS AND A FLAPPY v****a scream MY v****a ISN'T AS FLAPPY AS YOURS.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:11 am
Cattra Nightblade teh_n00b_huntr someone should ask vegeta the question at least once ninja Hey VEGETA what does the scouter say the air speed velocity of a swallow is?
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:11 am
Cattra Nightblade teh_n00b_huntr someone should ask vegeta the question at least once ninja Hey VEGETA what does the scouter say the air speed velocity of a swallow is? Weighted or unweighted?
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:11 am
SpookyJester Kuzodav So last night was my cousin's wedding. Here's how it went with the females: A girl came up to me, kinda hot, and started to strike up a conversation, but I had my drink and she didn't, and I wasn't going to wait. I met these people by the outside bar, had a good conversation with them. Then they were all 'I want you to meet my daughter.' and I was all 'Lawl, k.' Before she left later that night I totally scored her number. My aunt's hairdresser tried to coax me in to dancing with her daughter, who was totally game, but I was already talking with the cool people at the outside bar. I danced it up with two waitresses. And am scheduled to Bump n' grind with one of them today to the phat beatz of the Golf Channel. I got home and got online, and this hot, yet drunk chick I know was all 'Sean... I wiwsh you were here.' 'Why's that?' 'I want to make out with you so bad right now.' and I was all 'How many have YOU had?' And I forget the rest of the conversation. Overall the night was pretty hawt. VEGETA! HOW MANY BEETCHES ARE ALL UP ON KUZO'S BAWLS? Five.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:12 am
SpookyJester Kuzodav So last night was my cousin's wedding. Here's how it went with the females: A girl came up to me, kinda hot, and started to strike up a conversation, but I had my drink and she didn't, and I wasn't going to wait. I met these people by the outside bar, had a good conversation with them. Then they were all 'I want you to meet my daughter.' and I was all 'Lawl, k.' Before she left later that night I totally scored her number. My aunt's hairdresser tried to coax me in to dancing with her daughter, who was totally game, but I was already talking with the cool people at the outside bar. I danced it up with two waitresses. And am scheduled to Bump n' grind with one of them today to the phat beatz of the Golf Channel. I got home and got online, and this hot, yet drunk chick I know was all 'Sean... I wiwsh you were here.' 'Why's that?' 'I want to make out with you so bad right now.' and I was all 'How many have YOU had?' And I forget the rest of the conversation. Overall the night was pretty hawt. VEGETA! HOW MANY BEETCHES ARE ALL UP ON KUZO'S BAWLS? BITCHES BE TRIPPIN OVER HIS BALLZ
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:12 am
Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish REAL NICE COMEBACK, LAMEASS I THOUGHT SO. SINCE THE ONLY REASON YOUR PROFILE LOOKS LIKE s**t IS BECAUSE YOU'RE SPAMMED ALL OVER IT. UGLY. YOU HAVE TINY TITS AND A FLAPPY v****a scream MY v****a ISN'T AS FLAPPY AS YOURS. I just had an idea! The Flappy V****a Cult!
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:13 am
insanity cheese boy Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish REAL NICE COMEBACK, LAMEASS I THOUGHT SO. SINCE THE ONLY REASON YOUR PROFILE LOOKS LIKE s**t IS BECAUSE YOU'RE SPAMMED ALL OVER IT. UGLY. YOU HAVE TINY TITS AND A FLAPPY v****a scream MY v****a ISN'T AS FLAPPY AS YOURS. I just had an idea! The Flappy V****a Cult! LOLFILTER
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:13 am
Kirbythecreampuff insanity cheese boy Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie I THOUGHT SO. SINCE THE ONLY REASON YOUR PROFILE LOOKS LIKE s**t IS BECAUSE YOU'RE SPAMMED ALL OVER IT. UGLY. YOU HAVE TINY TITS AND A FLAPPY v****a scream MY v****a ISN'T AS FLAPPY AS YOURS. I just had an idea! The Flappy V****a Cult! LOLFILTER LOLOLOLOLOL
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:14 am
ChaosTorrent Kirbythecreampuff insanity cheese boy Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie I THOUGHT SO. SINCE THE ONLY REASON YOUR PROFILE LOOKS LIKE s**t IS BECAUSE YOU'RE SPAMMED ALL OVER IT. UGLY. YOU HAVE TINY TITS AND A FLAPPY v****a scream MY v****a ISN'T AS FLAPPY AS YOURS. I just had an idea! The Flappy V****a Cult! LOLFILTER LOLOLOLOLOL LULULULULULULU
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:15 am
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