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 Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:36 pm
Punk sneak attacked Hardy to gain an early advantage. Both men are in the ring...Punk trying to escape...and Hardy has followed him up. Punk slams Hardy's head into the cage. They're down. Jeff Hardy clinging to the champion's leg, keeping him away from the cage door.
Punk trying to run Hardy's face across the cage like a cheese grater, but takes an elbow into the fence. Hardy runs off the side of the cage...hits the whisper in the wind.
Stipulation just announced...the loser of the match leaves WWE for good...
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:38 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:40 pm
O_________________O
NOT JEFF crying
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:44 pm
...and we return from commercial break. Both competetors are down. Jeff is crawling toward the door, and is stopped by Punk. Punk slingshots Jeff into the cage wall, but Hardy clings to the side...he's scaling the cage, the champion is behind him. Punk crotches himself on the top rope. Jeff hits the swanton bomb from the top of the cage...dumbass...should've tried to escape. Hardy goes for a cover...1...2...Punk gets the shoulder up. Hardy is crawling for the door...and Punk grabs the ankle.
More commercials!
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:55 pm
...and we're back. By the way...THE UNDERTAKER WILL BE RETURNING TO ACTION NEXT WEEK!
C.M. Punk is inches away from escaping the cage door. His hands have touched the floor, but his feet are still firmly in Hardy's grasp. Punk has been dragged back into the cage. The competitors are exchanging blows in the middle of the ring...Punk has Hardy set up for the Go 2 Sleep, but Hardy counters into a schoolboy rollup. 1...2...and the champion kicks out. Punk hits "Welcome to Chicago, ********". Covers the challenger...1...2...kickout. Punk goes for the GTS again, and is turned into the Twist of Fate. Hardy has scaled the cage...dangling on the outside of the cage...in the immortal words of Joey Styles, "OH MY GOD!" Punk has superplexed him back into the cage. Punk has scaled the cage...both men are straddling the cage, and Punk has escaped.
Your winner, and still World Heavyweight Champion, C.M. PUNK!
Due to the stipulation of this match, Jeff Hardy is no longer employed by WWE.
Hardy is sitting in the middle of the ring, dumbfounded, as the crowd chants, "Thank you, Jeff".
He makes his way up the rampway for the final time to a standing ovation, and is smashed in the back of the head by the World Heavyweight Title, by the jackass champion.
Cue Undertaker return tease. Tune in next week.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:57 pm
thats full of BS scream jeff should have won
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:01 pm
should have, but didn't...they needed to find a way to write him off of TV, since his contract has just expired and he has opted not to renew it.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:03 pm
true or they could leave it as is...btw nice job of relaying the match
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:25 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:54 am
I think I know, but I'm not going to tell <.< Inama nushif, al asir hiy ayish
Lia-anni. Zaratha zarati.
Kali bakka a tishuf ahatt
Al hudad alman dali
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:15 am
It's a secret
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JEFF HARDY NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! crying
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:17 pm
Aglo na oiche I think I know, but I'm not going to tell <.< On one hand, I want it to stay a secret, 'tis better for my immersion. On the other hand.... it's human nature and I want to know. I think prior hand wins though, I'm a 'method actor' of roleplay.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:59 pm
That would be Spider Mistress Lolth. @shdw: Thanks.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:29 pm
I just know that whoever plays her she's an alt. I wanted to be able to contact her promptly.
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