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 Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:53 am
I pick up the mouth piece and try to play it. The band gods use the mouth piece to eat me alive because I am a freshman.
I drop vampire dentures.
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:58 pm
I pick up the dentures and put them on lo and behold they turn me into a real vampire, during my time as a vampire I kill many people. I am caught and burned because the villagers thought I was the witch terrorizing them... needless to say the villagers aren't very smart
Saying my last word of "keep this memento of me" I toss out my cute pet miniature unicorn William the Witty Unicorn
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:44 pm
I pick up the unicorn and start playing with it. I walk with it in my hand when suddenly I stumble down a flight of stairs. While on my way down, the miniature unicorn somehow goes down my throat, causing me to choke while falling down the stairs. I reach the last step and have blood gushing out from where the unicorn horn punctured my throat.
I drop a ruler.
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:23 pm
I grabbed the ruller and started hitting people like a nun in the good ol' days then i put it on desk and when leaned on the desk I flinged it with my hand then it flew and bounced of the sound proof walls into my throat.
By a sudden act, I knock a snow globe of the desk of a snowman.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:54 pm
I rub the snowglobe and it transports me to an alternate dimension where the trombones sit in the front and everyone is a snowman/woman. I start to freeze to death, but then I realize I'm a snowwoman and if anything, I'd melt to death. I go to bed. The next morning I take a shower and, forgetting I'm a snowwoman, I blow-dry my hair. Next thing I know.. i'm a puddle.
I drop a carrot (my former nose).
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:32 pm
I grab the carrot and eat it, then i started choking, i get it out but it lands in a puddle of water i step on it, slip, then crack my head open.
I drop a pen i has holding
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:11 pm
I pick up the pen, draw a target on my forehead, then get promptly shot with an arrow. And two lines from the bulls-eye, no less. I drop my virginity as I fall to the ground.
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:11 pm
I pick up the virginity and try selling it to a pimp, he slaps me with his pimp hand and kills me.
I however dropped my good reed crying
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 9:17 pm
I pick up the reed and try to put in in my horn, who then eats me. I escape out the bell, only to realize my horn is a snake. I put a mouse in his leadpipe and he leaves me alone. Suddenly, a meteorite crashes through the roof and crushes me like a bug.
I drop an eyelash.
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:37 am
I pick up th eyelash and try to make a wish on it..... instead a piano lands on my head...
I dropped me quarter
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 5:58 am
I pick up the quarter, get bored, and decide I'll play heads or tails. Heads, I'll watch TV, tails, I'll go for a walk downtown. I flip it, and end up with tails. I vroom vroom all the way downtown and begin walking. My mouth feels empty, so i look for somewhere selling gum, but to no avail. I pick up gum stuck under a railing and chew it. Minutes later I die from a disease from the gum.
I drop my belt buckle.
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 11:56 am
I pick up the belt buckle and it reminds me of my old bull riding days... so i go to the ring and sign up for the next show... I however drop the pen and hit my head on the table and die from brain damage..
I still dropped the pen....
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 12:01 pm
I pick up the pen and being an author I start writing a new story. I write a book on 1000 ways to kill yourself and the book comes alive and eats me.
I drop a page about the how to tie your own noose
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 12:05 pm
I pick up the page on how to tie your own noose... I start following the instructions and go to flip the page when I get a papercut and bleed to death...
i dropped my rope
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:45 pm
I pick up the rope and began to eat it. Half way on devouring the rope I choke and die.
I dropped my slushie.
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