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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:33 pm
Granted! Your school explodes along with every other one in the country and you are forced to become a burger flipper at mcdonalds.
I wish I had inspiration for my novel. >.< stupid writer's block
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:39 pm
Granted, but the inspiration turns out to be bad for your novel, and makes it go from bad to worse!
I wish I had 100,000,000,000 gold~
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 7:10 pm
Granted! But you are taxed 99,999,999,999 gold on accident for posting in the forums and the money is lost in a cyber plot hole, never to be seen again.
I wish I had all my travel plans to Spain figured out already.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 7:19 pm
Granted, but Spain encounters a terrible storm, and all flights to it are cancelled until next year!
I wish people would donate once in a while!
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:47 pm
Granted,
Someone has just donated 1,000,000 gold to you. Unfortionately it was a ploy to hack into your account and now they've stolen back all the gold, all your items, and destroyed your account so you can't even report them. You're welcome.
I wish I could figure out how to get my main character's memory back.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:17 pm
Granted!
You figured out how to get your character's memory back. Your book is a best-seller! Unfortunately the person who granted your wish hit you with a car giving you amnesia. The wish granter had a very easy time convincing your publisher that she (the wish granter) wrote your book, and is now a very rich millionaire. She visits you in your hospital every Wednesday with chocolates and flowers.
I wish I was finished editing my book.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:08 pm
Granted!
You finish editing your book, but all publishers reject it and even your family and close friends can't stand reading it. You realize they're right and trash it.
I wish I had some pie.
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:24 pm
Granted!
You hear the doorbell ring late at night. You open the door but there is no one there, except a mysterious, freshly baked pie. You bring it inside and cut yourself a slice. You can't tell what the strange ingredients are, but you take a bite and it tastes delicious. However, moments later, you realise that you are allergic to the pie! As your throat swells up, your angry mother appears and tells you not to eat so late.
I wish my exams were over.
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:34 pm
Granted!
Your exams finally wind down to a close and you are finally read to close up your books until school starts back up again. Unfortunately, you have discovered that in three of your classes, you have skipped one question and screwed up your entire answer sheet, causing the whole exam to be erroneous. Therefore, you fail the course, possibly having to take the class again over the summer. It depends on the school system.
I wish I could stay focused enough to write a novel.
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:22 am
Granted!
You're focused enough to write a novel, but right when you sit down to write, your brain suddenly freezes. You can think of nothing, all ideas gone in a flash. In frustration, you throw your computer at the wall.
I wish I could live in the same world as my characters.
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:19 pm
granted, but your characters hate you and so you live alone in your world.
I wish I didn't have sun poisoning as I wrote.
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:24 pm
Granted! Because now the sun doesn't exist!
... Wait. You just killed us all. Happy now?
=P
I wish I had the motivation to get fit. >_o
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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:03 pm
 {{Grante! But you go overboard and become an exercise bulimic. You then proceed to die. I wish I could get straight A's this semester.}} A Sensual Song- The Contest
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:04 pm
TigerEyeJewel Granted! Your school explodes along with every other one in the country and you are forced to become a burger flipper at mcdonalds. I wish I had inspiration for my novel. >.< stupid writer's blockOh me, oh my. It's me from last year. <3
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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:27 am
Granted! The problem is, your A's are so fantastic that everybody thinks you must have been cheating. You weren't cheating, were you?
No?
Then you must be some kind of alien. BUSTED!
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I wish it was tomorrow night already. dramallama
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