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Since not even once - or even twice - upon a very distant time, there was a very distracted and somewhat young Dragon lord, who never ate anything that was too red. This strange phobia wasn't only the most fearful, but was also the most unusual quirk ever! Sadly, this truly wasn't even his only odd trait. For indeed, there were so very many more! For example, he had three old, smelly, mis-matched tennis shoes tied to his only vestigial arm! These magical accoutrements gave him all of the fearful powers of the mighty, hot pink Demon midgit, Shalamikanikora the 3rd! Now that all of that has been somewhat explained, there's still only one more thing about him that you just might want to know.

Since not even once - or even twice - upon a very distant time, there was a very distracted and somewhat young Dragon lord, who never ate anything that was too red. This strange phobia wasn't only the most fearful, but was also the most unusual quirk ever! Sadly, this truly wasn't even his only odd trait. For indeed, there were so very many more! For example, he had three old, smelly, mis-matched tennis shoes tied to his only vestigial arm! These magical accoutrements gave him all of the fearful powers of the mighty, hot pink Demon midgit, Sir Shalamikanikora the 3rd! Now that all of that has been somewhat explained, there's still only one more thing about him that you just might want to know.
However,

Since not even once - or even twice - upon a very distant time, there was a very distracted and somewhat young Dragon lord and daughter, who never ate anything that was too red. This strange phobia wasn't only the most fearful, but was also the most unusual quirk ever! Sadly, this truly wasn't even his only odd trait. For indeed, there were so very many more! For example, he had three old, smelly, mis-matched tennis shoes tied to his only vestigial arm! These magical accoutrements gave him all of the fearful powers of the mighty, hot pink Demon midgit, Sir Shalamikanikora the 3rd! Now that all of that has been somewhat explained, there's still only one more thing about him that you just might want to know.
However,

Since not even once - or even twice - upon a very distant time, there was a very distracted and somewhat young Dragon lord and daughter, who never ate anything that was too red. This strange phobia wasn't only the most fearful, but was also the most unusual quirk ever! Sadly, this truly wasn't even his only odd trait. For indeed, there were so very many more! For example, he had three old, smelly, mis-matched tennis shoes tied to his only vestigial arm! These magical accoutrements gave him all of the fearful powers of the mighty, hot pink Demon midgit, Sir Shalamikanikora the 3rd! Now that all of that has been somewhat explained, there's still only one more thing about him that you just might want to know.
However, be warned heart

Since not even once - or even twice - upon a very distant time, there was a very distracted and somewhat young Dragon lord and daughter, who never ate anything that was too red. This strange phobia wasn't only the most fearful, but was also the most unusual quirk ever! Sadly, this truly wasn't even his only odd trait. For indeed, there were so very many more! For example, he had three old, smelly, mis-matched tennis shoes tied to his only vestigial arm! These magical accoutrements gave him all of the fearful powers of the mighty, hot pink Demon midgit, Sir Shalamikanikora the 3rd! Now that all of that has been somewhat explained, there's still only one more thing about him that you just might want to know.
However, be warned that this

Since not even once - or even twice - upon a very distant time, there was a very distracted and somewhat young Dragon lord and daughter, who never ate anything that was too red. This strange phobia wasn't only the most fearful, but was also the most unusual quirk ever! Sadly, this truly wasn't even his only odd trait. For indeed, there were so very many more! For example, he had three old, smelly, mis-matched tennis shoes tied to his only vestigial arm! These magical accoutrements gave him all of the fearful powers of the mighty, hot pink Demon midgit, Sir Shalamikanikora the 3rd! Now that all of that has been somewhat explained, there's still only one more thing about him that you just might want to know.
However, be warned that this thing is

Since not even once - or even twice - upon a very distant time, there was a very distracted and somewhat young Dragon lord and daughter, who never ate anything that was too red. This strange phobia wasn't only the most fearful, but was also the most unusual quirk ever! Sadly, this truly wasn't even his only odd trait. For indeed, there were so very many more! For example, he had three old, smelly, mis-matched tennis shoes tied to his only vestigial arm! These magical accoutrements gave him all of the fearful powers of the mighty, hot pink Demon midgit, Sir Shalamikanikora the 3rd! Now that all of that has been somewhat explained, there's still only one more thing about him that you just might want to know.
However, be warned that this thing is very violent

Since not even once - or even twice - upon a very distant time, there was a very distracted and somewhat young Dragon lord and daughter, who never ate anything that was too red. This strange phobia wasn't only the most fearful, but was also the most unusual quirk ever! Sadly, this truly wasn't even his only odd trait. For indeed, there were so very many more! For example, he had three old, smelly, mis-matched tennis shoes tied to his only vestigial arm! These magical accoutrements gave him all of the fearful powers of the mighty, hot pink Demon midgit, Sir Shalamikanikora the 3rd! Now that all of that has been somewhat explained, there's still only one more thing about him that you just might want to know.
However, be warned that this thing is very violent and may