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 Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:14 am
Arch stands up, taking role call. He quickly makes sure that everyone was there, tossing the paper back on the desk. He turned to the class, looking at them all.
"Before eh stahrt todah, ah'd lahke teh clea' a few things uhp." Arch says to them, his sunglasses hiding his eyes.
"Fahrst, ahd lahke teh ehnd the argumhent 'bout meh an Mr. S. Ah ahm bah fahr the sexeh'r of the two." Arch flashes a grin at the ladies in the class. As it turns out, his entire class is girls. For some odd reaon, all of his classes are girls. All the guys have different history teachers.
"Secondleh, whail it may've jus' bheen a love pat fer yeh, a low-grade explosive on mah chair ain't the bhest wai o' showin iht. Maght notta bheen this class, but leht's kheep is non-lethal, shaw weh?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:28 am
A soft sigh of appreciation runs through the classroom. "Yes, Mr. A"
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:34 am
Arch smiles lightly, turning back to the board.
"Today, were studying the 15th Century in Europe. And to start it off, I am going to teach you the origination of the word '********'."
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:35 am
One girl raised her hand. "Fornication under consent of the king?" She looked at Arch with dreamy eyes.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:38 am
Arch winked up at the girl.
"Precisely. Back then, the king wanted to rule his people in the fullest, and the natural end was he wanted to tell people when they could get juggy with it or not. So he made a law saying that people were only allowed to F.U.C.K. 'Fornication under consent of king' ."
((Damnit ED, you wern't supposed to know what that stood for...))
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:45 am
((lol, well, next time I'll play dumb for you.))
One of the girls held up a paper, with a heart written on it. She winked at Arch.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:59 am
Arch chuckled as he nodded at the girl.
"That was ahlso the tahme when good 'ol Chris C. went and sailed 'cross the Atlantic, discoverin' the USA o'er here."
Arch explained all about the founding of America and wot not, multiple sexual innuendos, like how the people left Europe because they were prudes and didn't want to be around all the hot raunchy sex.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:07 am
The girls all nodded, and smiled, probably paying no attention to the history lesson at all.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:12 am
Arch continued the lesson till the bell rang.
"Looks lahke it's tahme teh go. No homework fer tenaght, ladies. Ahl beh seein' yall later."
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:15 am
Another sigh went through the room.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:17 am
Arch laughed lightly.
"Ahmma sorreh, but ma next class kahnda wants ihn." Arch motioned to the door, girls allready pressed against the windo.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:20 am
((I really shouldn't be catering to you like this, it's going to your head.))
The girls pouted, but left.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:22 am
((Yeah, yeah it is....))
Arch smiled at the three girls that came to him before class, seeing them all out.
((someone elses turn))
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:34 am
Eulalia_Danae psychokitty87 Again, kitty could hear a rucus, but this seemed megar, nothing to wory about. She stood up, her head down, and biting her lip, holding back the frustration. She went to class, not saying hi to anyone, just taking her camera and popping the film out of it while dropping her books on the desk with a heavy thunk. One girl came and sat down by kitty, "you don't looks so happy, having a rough day?" (whoops, sorry, I was gone) Kat looked warily at the girl, saw she was sincere, and sighed. She gave her a weary smile, her fangs now gone. "You could say that. " she secured the role of film and set her camera down. "I'm going in the darkroom. You can join me if you want."
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:26 am
((Ok Angelboy remember its a crime to have any sexual relations with the students just keep that in mind xd -T00L))
*leaves school early (ditching!)*
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