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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:04 pm

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Hugue: I love vampires
Ion: shut the hell up you filthy terran
Abel: okay ladies break it up
Ion: I'm not girl you dumbass stressed
Abel: *cough* you look like one
Ion: damn you
Abel: xd is the girl going to cry
Ion: for the last time I'm not a girl
Esther: It's so nice to watch Abel and Ion fight over me 4laugh

omg ROFL rofl rofl

Ion: Submit to my amazing vampire abilities!!! *evil girlie laugh*
Esther: awww how cute *puts a bow in Ion's hair* there now its just like having a little sister
Ion: grrr *tries getting away* YIPE!
Esther: *holds gun with silver bullets to ions back* now sit here and be a good little girl
Ion:*says under his breathe* how many times do i have to tell you people im not a girl!?

me: damn that's one ugly sister
Abel: yeah i don't see how there related
Ion: very funny
me: it's hilarious if you ask me
Abel: yeah i know
Esther: what are you two doing here
me: came to visit you what other reason do i need?
Abel: yeah what he said
Ion: *goes to kiss Esther*
Abel: oh hell no that's my job back the ******** off *starts fighting Ion*
me: I got $20 on Abel
Esther: *drags me*
me: what the hell
Esther: don't say anything *slaps* and you called Ion ugly
me: and you had to hit me for that geez do you like him or something
Esther: sweatdrop I don't know
me: stare your kidding me
Esther: no I'm not kidding but then I need to ask who are you
me: not important now Abel is going to kick my a**
Abel: get the ******** away from Esther *attacks me*
me: *punches him in the stomach* have some self-control Abel
Abel: *falls over*
Esther: eek damn that had to hurt
me: okay now that's over let me introduce myself
Esther: I don't care who you are at least you got Abel under control
me: yeah he daydreams about you outloud in public trust me you don't want to know what he thinks about
Esther: eek I don't want to know

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:41 pm

crusnik 09

KabutoFanGirl7

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Hugue: I love vampires
Ion: shut the hell up you filthy terran
Abel: okay ladies break it up
Ion: I'm not girl you dumbass stressed
Abel: *cough* you look like one
Ion: damn you
Abel: xd is the girl going to cry
Ion: for the last time I'm not a girl
Esther: It's so nice to watch Abel and Ion fight over me 4laugh

omg ROFL rofl rofl

Ion: Submit to my amazing vampire abilities!!! *evil girlie laugh*
Esther: awww how cute *puts a bow in Ion's hair* there now its just like having a little sister
Ion: grrr *tries getting away* YIPE!
Esther: *holds gun with silver bullets to ions back* now sit here and be a good little girl
Ion:*says under his breathe* how many times do i have to tell you people im not a girl!?

me: damn that's one ugly sister
Abel: yeah i don't see how there related
Ion: very funny
me: it's hilarious if you ask me
Abel: yeah i know
Esther: what are you two doing here
me: came to visit you what other reason do i need?
Abel: yeah what he said
Ion: *goes to kiss Esther*
Abel: oh hell no that's my job back the ******** off *starts fighting Ion*
me: I got $20 on Abel
Esther: *drags me*
me: what the hell
Esther: don't say anything *slaps* and you called Ion ugly
me: and you had to hit me for that geez do you like him or something
Esther: sweatdrop I don't know
me: stare your kidding me
Esther: no I'm not kidding but then I need to ask who are you
me: not important now Abel is going to kick my a**
Abel: get the ******** away from Esther *attacks me*
me: *punches him in the stomach* have some self-control Abel
Abel: *falls over*
Esther: eek damn that had to hurt
me: okay now that's over let me introduce myself
Esther: I don't care who you are at least you got Abel under control
me: yeah he daydreams about you outloud in public trust me you don't want to know what he thinks about
Esther: eek I don't want to know

lol

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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:49 pm

Abel: Esther, GET THE F*** AWAY FROM ME!!!

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:54 pm

Dunpeal6

Abel: Esther, GET THE F*** AWAY FROM ME!!!

Esther: stressed go to hell Abel

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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 7:12 am

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Dunpeal6

Abel: Esther, GET THE F*** AWAY FROM ME!!!

Esther: stressed go to hell Abel

Abel: heart I love you Cain!!!!

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:24 am

Fullmetal-Shinobi

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Dunpeal6

Abel: Esther, GET THE F*** AWAY FROM ME!!!

Esther: stressed go to hell Abel

Abel: heart I love you Cain!!!!

Esther: eek you're gay
Abel: oh course I am there is nothing wrong with being gay
Esther: crying
Cain: ******** off stupid whore twisted

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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:44 pm

Isaak: WWWWHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIME FOR THE PEANUT BUTTER COVERED ORGANS! TEH ORGANS!!! OORRRGGGAANNNSSS!!!!!!!!!
Dietrich: FFFLLLUUUFFFFFFFFFFYYYY ORGANS!!!!!
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Esther: *censored* (like she'd do anything censored, right?)
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Abel: OMG I LUVS U CAAIIINN!!!!!!!
Cain: scream
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Seth: I DON'T WANNA BE EMPRESS, MOMMY!!!!!
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Lilith: Cain, Abel, YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Abel + Cain: WE LOVE TEH GROUND!
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Pope: OH THE SUN SHINES DOWN ON THE WONDERFUL WONDERLAND WE CALL EARTH.... AND STUFF! MAKE IT SO THAT WE MAY MAKE PEACE WITH OUR ANCESTORS THE POODLES OF MONTEZACUMLAH (THE GREAT AZTEC POODLE)!!!!!!! REJOICE MY BROTHERS AND KNOW THAT WE WILL ALL EAT STUFF!

I think that the last one was kinda scary.... the pope can't yell.... I'M ON A SUGAR HIGH!!!! WWWWHHHEEEEEEEEE (just so you know, Dietrich said "fluffy organs")

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:43 am

crusnik05_KiskaNightroad

Isaak: WWWWHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIME FOR THE PEANUT BUTTER COVERED ORGANS! TEH ORGANS!!! OORRRGGGAANNNSSS!!!!!!!!!
Dietrich: FFFLLLUUUFFFFFFFFFFYYYY ORGANS!!!!!
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Esther: *censored* (like she'd do anything censored, right?)
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Abel: OMG I LUVS U CAAIIINN!!!!!!!
Cain: scream
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Seth: I DON'T WANNA BE EMPRESS, MOMMY!!!!!
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Lilith: Cain, Abel, YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Abel + Cain: WE LOVE TEH GROUND!
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Pope: OH THE SUN SHINES DOWN ON THE WONDERFUL WONDERLAND WE CALL EARTH.... AND STUFF! MAKE IT SO THAT WE MAY MAKE PEACE WITH OUR ANCESTORS THE POODLES OF MONTEZACUMLAH (THE GREAT AZTEC POODLE)!!!!!!! REJOICE MY BROTHERS AND KNOW THAT WE WILL ALL EAT STUFF!

I think that the last one was kinda scary.... the pope can't yell.... I'M ON A SUGAR HIGH!!!! WWWWHHHEEEEEEEEE (just so you know, Dietrich said "fluffy organs")

rofl

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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:03 pm

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crusnik05_KiskaNightroad

Isaak: WWWWHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIME FOR THE PEANUT BUTTER COVERED ORGANS! TEH ORGANS!!! OORRRGGGAANNNSSS!!!!!!!!!
Dietrich: FFFLLLUUUFFFFFFFFFFYYYY ORGANS!!!!!
-
Esther: *censored* (like she'd do anything censored, right?)
-
Abel: OMG I LUVS U CAAIIINN!!!!!!!
Cain: scream
-
Seth: I DON'T WANNA BE EMPRESS, MOMMY!!!!!
-
Lilith: Cain, Abel, YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Abel + Cain: WE LOVE TEH GROUND!
-
Pope: OH THE SUN SHINES DOWN ON THE WONDERFUL WONDERLAND WE CALL EARTH.... AND STUFF! MAKE IT SO THAT WE MAY MAKE PEACE WITH OUR ANCESTORS THE POODLES OF MONTEZACUMLAH (THE GREAT AZTEC POODLE)!!!!!!! REJOICE MY BROTHERS AND KNOW THAT WE WILL ALL EAT STUFF!

I think that the last one was kinda scary.... the pope can't yell.... I'M ON A SUGAR HIGH!!!! WWWWHHHEEEEEEEEE (just so you know, Dietrich said "fluffy organs")

rofl

I'm scared now...........

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:32 am

Abel: LILITH!!! CAIN DYED MY HAIR GREEN! ~flails his arms franticly~
Cain: ~quickly hides his hands behind his back~ I'd dye your hair pink. It'd be funnier.
Lilith: ~sighs heavily~ Seth...go ahead and attack your brothers.
Seth: Yay! ~proceeds to chase the two around with her 'tuning forks of doom'~

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Isaak: Give me my cigarette back or I will kill you in the most brutal and bloody way possible you whore.

Never mess with a smoker and their cigarettes(seriously, don't.)
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Abel: Hey! Can I get another vodka here? Hurry up!

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Ion: Would you shut the hell up? No one loves you. You suck at life. Go die.

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Cain: You fail. Go to hell. See you there.

Actually, if he was in more modern times he probably would say something like that. Don't you think? Ah well. There's my late-night/early-morning random things that I see people saying type thing.

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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:13 pm

Isaak: DEEEEEEEELICIOUS!!!!!
Dietrich: domokun (yum)
Cain: OH HOW WE LUFFS TEH GROUND!!!!
Abel: WE WORSHIPZ TEH GROUND!!!!
Esther: Abel, my deeeeelicious man whore, I will eat your SPLEEN!!!!
Pope: (on a killing spree) WHERZ MAH ORGANZZZ!!!!! (spazz attack) DRUUGGZZ!!!! (omg)
Tres: Oh jeezus christ!! Dat ain't like dat, mah sistah!!
Abel: Pardon me for a few thousand hours, for I must find the little crusnik's room.
Cain: I'll come wit chu, deeeelicious man whore!!!!! twisted twisted
Abel: Oh, tank yooz, brudder!!!

I really went to town with this one!! 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:08 pm

Man, it's been a while!!

Pope: Welcome to my happy world, now get your s**t and LEAVE!!!
SCREW YOU!!

(Even better!) Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your s**t and get out.

Picture if you will: User Image

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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:11 am

Abel Nightroads girl

Man, it's been a while!!

Pope: Welcome to my happy world, now get your s**t and LEAVE!!!
SCREW YOU!!

(Even better!) Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your s**t and get out.

Picture if you will: User Image

Continuing with the Jeff Dunham theme:

Cain: SILENCE! I kill you!

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:55 pm

Fullmetal-Shinobi

Abel Nightroads girl

Man, it's been a while!!

Pope: Welcome to my happy world, now get your s**t and LEAVE!!!
SCREW YOU!!

(Even better!) Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your s**t and get out.

Picture if you will: User Image

Continuing with the Jeff Dunham theme:

Cain: SILENCE! I kill you!

There's no sense crying over every mistake...

Continuing...
Esther: and who are you?
Cain: I am... a terrorist...
Esther: what kind of terrorist?
Cain: a terrifying.... terrorist...
*****
Abel: domo arigato, Mr roboto!
Tres: .....
****

...You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake!

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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:18 pm

Fullmetal-Shinobi

Abel Nightroads girl

Man, it's been a while!!

Pope: Welcome to my happy world, now get your s**t and LEAVE!!!
SCREW YOU!!

(Even better!) Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your s**t and get out.

Picture if you will: User Image

Continuing with the Jeff Dunham theme:

Cain: SILENCE! I kill you!

Actually, Cain might say that.....

Esther: I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!

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(DO NOT ASK ABOUT THIS ONE!!!)
Cain:In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!!

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