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 Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:04 pm
Untied, Dyslexic Church of Dog.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:32 am
Quote: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up "Yeah, right."
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:00 pm
Strideo Kabol Schezar OMGS, I AM IN HEAVEN. I LOVE puns, I need to copy and paste these and save them for later. These are so great xD I got another one, really old, but it's still classic xD A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some chapstick, and put it on my bill." xd That one is cute. 3nodding Two fish are swimming up a creek when they come to a wall. One fish turns to the other and says "Dam". xD
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:02 pm
Lol!
An archaeologist's career ended in ruins.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:14 pm
I don't get it... sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:19 pm
And on the eigth day God created beer.... to keep Canadians from ruling the world
XD
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:25 pm
brettyboy And on the eigth day God created beer.... to keep Canadians from ruling the world XD That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:34 am
The father who worked as a baker was a real breadwinner.
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:17 pm
"Doctor, doctor, I have this problem, I keep stealing things."
"Please, take a seat."
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:28 am
hannahwonka "Doctor, doctor, I have this problem, I keep stealing things." "Please, take a seat."
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:53 am
Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs - I'm not a fan myself.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:11 am
Did you hear about that guy that got fired from the U.S. Mint? He couldn`t make heads or tails of anything.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:27 am
Saikii Did you hear about that guy that got fired from the U.S. Mint? He couldn`t make heads or tails of anything.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:14 pm
A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues.
A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:28 pm
Strideo A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."
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