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 Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 2:28 pm
"I was robbed for best finisher. And who wouldn't nominate Ariel?"
stare
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 2:44 pm
A generic theme played as Don Bucci walked out, waving to everyone and went up to the podium, "Now, over the past year, we have had many Call-outs, many Challenges, and many jokes, this next award is for Promo of the year! And the nominees are....
Cena has something to say
Live Sex Ceremony:
Seth p***s’ School of Battle
Melina’s Operation
Piper’s Pit
And the winner is....OH MY GOD! It's a tie! The WINNERS are Cena Has Something To Say and Melina's Operation!" Don clapped.
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 2:55 pm
*"Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys plays, as Nova stepped onstage, cracking up.*
"Oh, God...Let me just say, that Melina's Operation..."
*Holds gut from laughing.*
"...That Melina's Operation was the best April Fools Prank ever. Melina had a plunger stuck up her cooch, Cena took pictures of her v****a and put it on the internet, and millions of people right now have the video of the promo saved on their computers. It was perfect! Haha! Well, I just want thank all of you people who voted for my promo/prank. Glad you liked it..."
*Laughs again, grabs his Slammy, and steps off stage.*
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 2:59 pm
*Bitchslaps Bucci as soon as he reaches the backstage area.*
mad
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:01 pm
*Bitchslapped.*
"HEY!"
scream
"....."
*Thinks about the operation and laughs, forgetting about the slap.*
rofl
*Walks off.*
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:06 pm
*Goes and grabs the other slammy*
"I just want to say that....This was the single funniest thing I've ever done. THANK YOU WIF!"
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:48 pm
*Owen comes back out*
"Over the past year, we've had some spectacular feuds. Here to announce the best among those is Lodi!"
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:53 pm
No music at all played as the jobber came up to the stage. Holding a 'Lodi Rulz!' sign high over his head. He went to the mic and cheered for himself a few times before speaking. "Yeah! It's time to announce the winner of the Feud o' the year! Yeah!"
Lodi jumped around a bit showing how excited he was to be there before reading the results "And the nominees are...."
Taker vs. Mankind
Necro vs. Angle
JBL vs. Claudio
Nova vs. Doink
and the winner is....Necro vs Angle!!! With 44% of the votes! Yeah! You guys RULE!!! Yeahhh!!! *He jumped up and down possibly more excited for them then they were.*
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:01 am
*Back in her seat now, Melina halfheartedly clapped, still admiring her new Slammy.*
4laugh
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:28 pm
Everytime I look at you, I don't understand
Why you let the things you did get so out of hand?
You'd have managed better if you'd had it planned
Why'd you choose such a backward time and such a strange land?
If you'd come today you would have reached a whole nation!
Israel in 4BC had no mass communication!
Don't you get me wrong, don't get me wrong!
Don't you get me wrong, don't get me wrong!
I only want to know, I only want to know!
I only want to know, I only want to know!
Jesus Christ....Jesus Christ...
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Jesus Christ...Jesus Christ...
Who are? What have you sacrificed?
Jesus Christ...Superstar!
Do you think you're what they say you are?
Jesus Christ...Superstar!
Do you think you're what they say you are?
:: "Jesus Christ Superstar" by Carl Anderson played, as Necro with his slammy for Best Spot, stepped onstage. He stood at the podium. ::
" In all my years in the insane and somewhat stupid business of hardcore wrasslin', no one could ever take me to the limit as much as Kurt Angle. Samoa Joe and I tore eachother apart, Wifebeater and I engaged in matches that nearly killed both of us, it took all I got to beat Nick Gage and John Zandig to win the Tournament of Death. You look at guys like Wifebeater, Zandig, Nick Gage...Three hardcore legends, who could just as well beat you to death with just about anything they can put their hands on, and here you look at Kurt Angle, one of the world's best technical wrestlers, proving to us that he can be just as hardcore as us 'garbage' wrestlers. That's why it's my honor to share this award with Kurt Angle. Get up here, buddy! "
:: Necro signaled Kurt to join him on stage. ::
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 8:29 pm
*Angle's music started playing over the auditorium as Kurt Angle rose to his feet. The crowd gave Angle a standing ovation, remembering epic matches between the two. Angle went up to the podium, standing next to Necro and asked for a hug*
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:08 pm
*Walks out to the stand*
Well Kurt, after you and Necro are done hugging, how about You present the Match of the year slammy?
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:41 pm
:: TOO MANLY FOR HUGS! But shakes Angle's hand. ::
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 1:54 pm
*Accepts handshake*
I was about to give a speech, Petey!
scream
*takes microphone*
"Well what can I say, until I faced off against Butcher, I have never been taken to such extremes. I mean, sure I won an Olympic Gold Medal with a broken freakin neck and have won many titles with numerous injuries but all of that was forgotten after I faced off against Necro. And I want to say that I am too honored to share this award with a great individual like Necro Butcher!"
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:00 pm
*after the celebration was over*
"Now that I'm here, I might as well present the next award. Over the course of one year of its existence, the WIF has had hundreds of matches, whether they be technical matches, tag team matches, hardcore matches, or something that some kid created out of pure boredom. Many of these are forgotten, but there are a select few that will live in the memories of the WIF forever."
*waits a second*
"It is now time to announce the winner of the Match of the Year Award!"
"And the nominees for the Match of the Year Award are..."
*A video clip starts playing in the background, announcing the nominees*
"The Undertaker vs Mankind Hell In A Cell"
"Owen Hart and Petey Williams vs Spike and Rob Van Dam"
"Kurt Angle vs Necro Butcher II"
"Nova vs Doink the Clown"
"Women's Hell in a Cell"
*gets handed an envelope and proceeds to open it*
"And the winner for the Match of the Year Award is......
"Nova vs Doink the Clown with 39% of the vote!"
"!#%$!, I mean congratulations!"
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