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 Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:15 pm
PATSY ROLS CL3AR OF DA LEAPNG FELIEN WHO LANDS SQUAERLY ON HER FET D3SPIET TEH HORID RATNGS AND CASTS A QUIK GLANCA AT DA FRAEYD PEIC3 OF R3D SILK LYNG ON TEH O1!!111! eek eek eek
"NO1!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL U DID NOT JUST TAEK A PEICA OF MAH SACHE1112!!2!!11!"
WIT1!111! A SNARL PATSY LEAPS AT TEH SMIRKNG CATWOMAN KNOKOF H3R CLAWS BAERD AND AME3D FOR TEH THROAT
!1111 OMG WTF LOL
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:20 pm
eek eek eek OMGWTF!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!
TEH CAT WUMAN ROLLS OUT OF TEH WAY ADN TEH HELLCATT LADNS ON TEH GRUND ON ALL 4S!!11!!1 TEH CAT WUMAN WIPS AGAN BUT TISH TME HELLCAT CATHCES IT!!!!
"MEOW!!1!! scream scream "
NOW IT SI TEH TUG OF WAR WIHT TEH WIPP! TEH CAT WOMUN DIGS HER TOELESS SANDELS INTO TEH GROND ADN PULLS AS HARED AS SEH CANNN!!!!!!1!!
"OMG U BICH U LET GO MUH WIPP RITE NOW OR ELES IMA GO OVERTIEM!!!!!!11!!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:27 pm
WIT AL OF HAR STR3NGTH PATSY PULS AGANEST TEH WHIP TRYNG HAR BST 2 WRAST IT FROM DA GRASP OF HAR OBNOXIOUS FOA
"IL1111 OMG WTF L3T GO OF THIS WHIP AS SON AS U LET GO OF UR HAAD"
WHIEL!!1!!1 WTF LOL HALE ER PATEINCA PLANTS H3R CLAWS FIRMLY IN2 TEH GROUND FOR SUPORT PATSY TAEKS ADVANTAEG AS PATEINC3 HEAEVS AND LEAPS HAR RIGHT FOT IS DIERCTED SQUAERLY FOR TEH JAW!11!11 OMG LOL scream stressed eek
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:32 pm
"OMG WTFWTFWTFWTF U HITT MEH IN TEH JAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11! gonk scream crying "
TEH CAT WOMUN FALS BAK TUMBLIN SO HER A$$ LADNS UPWARD ADN TEH BLOOD IS PORIN FORM HER MOUFF!!!!!!!11!
TEH CAT WOMUN ROLLS AWAY FROM TEH FUREE OF TEH HELLCAT ADN STRIKES A KEWL POSE WIPIN AWA TEH BLOOD
"PURRRRRRRFECT!! domokun domokun "
TEH TIEM 4 GAMEZ IS OVAR~~~!!! THE CAT WOMUN SPINS ADN KIKKS PATSEE IN TEH STOMAK TEHN GRABS HER HED ADN HEDBUTTZ HER!!1! TEHN SHE NAWS WIHT HER TEEHT ON HELL CATTS FOURHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:39 pm
WUT 2 DO IN DA EV3NT OF A HEADACHE?!?!!??! LOL LEI DOWN OF COURSE!!111 OMG WTF WIT PATEINCE CLAWS FIRMLY PLANT3D IN2 COWL PATSY EL3CTS 2 SACRIFCE DA GARMENT IN FAVOR OF EXPATE
"U11!1!1 WTF CAN HAEV DA FREAKNG MASK JUST SO LONG AS I G3T UR ASON11!!11!!" scream eek blaugh
ONE TAHT NOTA PATSY DROPS BAK PLANTNG H3R RIGHT FOT FIRMLY IN2 TEH OTH3R CATWOMANS S2MACH AND MONK3Y FLIPS HER OVER!!!!1 WTF WIT A HEAEV PATSY ROLS WIT TEH MOMENTUM AND 3NDS UP IN A MOUNTED POSITION CLAWS AT DA R3ADY11!! eek eek eek
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:45 pm
TEH CLAWSS R ABOV PATIENCES HED!!!!1!1!
O
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GGGGGG!!!!!1!! eek
BUT!!!!!! TEH HELL CATT HAS 4GOTTEN ABOUT TEH LEGS OF TEH CAT WOUMN!!!11
"U CANT KIL MEH IM ALREDDY DED!!1!1 scream stressed "
PATENCE SWING HER LEGS UPWADR ADN HUKS HER FEET OVR PATSSY'S TROAHT!!!!1!!!!! SEH PULLZ HELLCATT DOWN ADN REVARSES TEH PINNIGN PREDIKAMINT!!!1!!!!
"OOPS MUH BAD AGAAINN!!!!! xd xd eek "
CAT WUMUN PUTS HER KLAWS AROND PATSEES TROAHT ADN BEGINS 2 CHOAK TEH LIEF OT OFF HER!!!!!!~~!!!@22@@@@!!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:54 pm
AS TEH WANAEB CATWOMAN SLASH3S AWAY PATSY DESPARAETLY TREIS 2 PARY WIT HAR ARMS!!1!1 LOL SHE NOTIECS A COL S3NSATION TRIKLNG DOWN TEH SIED OF HER FAEC
*OMG111!! OMG WTF SH3S GONG 2 KIL M3!1!1!1 OMG WTF IMM ABOUT 2 DEI AT DA HANDS OF A N0B*
"NNOOO1!!!1" eek eek eek
She bolts upright in her bed, eyes wide and quivering.
"A dream! It was only a dream!"
She settles her head once more against the pillow, but opens her eyes, noticing something wet, and sticky... blood, and beside it, a card with an inscription.
I WIL HAEV 2 KIL U L8R1!!!! WTF LOL LOV3 PATEINCE1!!!!11! WTF
eek eek eek
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:58 am
Some weird stuff has been going on here... stare
*Shuts down the current program and sends in the holo-janitors*
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:07 pm
Thanks to your refusing to let me keep those super powers, I almost got killed by a n00b! scream
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:10 pm
It was part of the test, I knew you could handle them!
~Ehh, no you didn't...~
Well I certainly hoped so...
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:13 pm
Then can I have some cool powers? Pwease, pWease PWEASE?
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:21 pm
Patsy Walker Then can I have some cool powers? Pwease, pWease PWEASE? Hmm... you do deserve a small gift. *Enhances her strength a little* That will be all for now.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:32 pm
*Stomps out of the room*
I went through all of that for nothing? scream Devil Dogs, self regenerating werewolf Captain America's, indestructible n00bs and sarcasm by homosexual err superior mutants? What do I have to do to score flight, Kill baby Jesus? That's it!
*Runs off bawling like a brat, and probably plotting evil of some kind*
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:49 pm
*walks in, draggin a crate behind him*
Where's Patsy? I have her new Hellsuit. She wanted powers, so I figured I'd give her some armor.
*opens box, within it is the Hellsuit*
Hellsuit, equiped with Adamanitum claws, wall griping ability, a prehensile tail, inertial field to prevent damage, and a semi-smart suit that will be able to fix itself and be able give a boost to her combat reflexes. It also has a similar module as mine that allows adaptation to attacks, but for this it is only energy attacks. After about four or five hits, the suit internalizes all of energy which can be focused into a Hellsight-beam. So where is she?
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:53 pm
John Henry Irons *walks in, draggin a crate behind him* Where's Patsy? I have her new Hellsuit. She wanted powers, so I figured I'd give her some armor. *opens box, within it is the Hellsuit* Hellsuit, equiped with Adamanitum claws, wall griping ability, a prehensile tail, inertial field to prevent damage, and a semi-smart suit that will be able to fix itself and be able give a boost to her combat reflexes. It also has a similar module as mine that allows adaptation to attacks, but for this it is only energy attacks. After about four or five hits, the suit internalizes all of energy which can be focused into a Hellsight-beam. So where is she? *Comes sniffing back around* Ya mean it can do all that and Hellsight©? domokun domokun domokun *Super duper new and improved Hellsight© powered GLOMP for Steel!* *Starts putting it on. This is soo gonna rock!*
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