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 Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:43 pm
JTN "I feel great!... ... ... and I don't kiss so bad either!" 4laugh
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:33 am
"How can you tell if politicians are lying? Their lips move."
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:52 pm
"If all life's a stage, I want to operate the trap door" - Paul Beatty
I have no idea who he is, but it's funny. XD
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:04 pm
the best pck up line ever. (invented by davey) "excuse me miss, but i couldnt help noticing how attractive you look this evening, would you mind accopaning me to the (closet, bedroom ect) so i can ******** you without all the other me in the room getting embarresed about there... hight?
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:03 pm
I swear I didn't stab him!....He just ran into my knife.....ten times.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 11:09 pm
"I am not a violent person. I'm just a firm believer in the art of Percussive Persuasion in order to get my point across to those thicker-skulled individuals."
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:21 pm
"Smile now it can only get worse,when it gets worse f***ing run" I kinda made it up in my head. smile smile smile smile
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:16 am
One of my takes on life...
"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:03 am
fight well men, for this is the day that you die!...they die, day that they die
-meet the spartans
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:30 am
Shepards Pie, Now With Real Shepard!!
haha my little brother said this too me one time.
"TASTE THE CITRUSY GOODNESS!"
me apon throwing a bottle of citrus flavoured water at a friend.
Random Pick-Up Line:
Screw Me If I'm wrong but is your name Delila? Didn't think so!
haha love most of these random quotes!! : D
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:58 am
"MOO!" "dude you're supposed to be a ferret" "Your point being?"
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:05 pm
"I used to keep an open mind, but my brains kept on falling out"
"In the begining, there was nothing. Then God said-Let there be LIGHT! There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better!"
"My name is Iniyo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to DIE!"
"Ill KILL YOU!"-Achmed
"The little people in my head burn buildings"
"I hope im buried next to a straight man"
"There are many scary people in this world. I am 3 of them"
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:30 am
The voices...in my head, they tell me to do bad things to you.
I'm just as sane as you are...what does that say about you?
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