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...he'd be the dad. o_o;

What if heartless looked like little green martians?

if heartless looked like little green men, then........

Then when the first heartless was created the creator would be like:

Heartless: Mama!
Creator:......
Heartless: Mama!
Creator: Some thing's wrong about this picture.......

Oh, and when the heartless first appeared, all the FF and Disney characters would be like

FF and Disney characters: WTF.............

And everybody would be screaming:

Everybody: The martians are coming! The martians are coming!

And Sora probably wouldn't even bother leaving Destiny Island to save the worlds

Heartless: Mama!
Riku: Whoa.... What are those things?
Heartless: Mama!
Sora: Cool! I bags that one *pats heartless on the head* I'm gonna name him Fluffy! *bends down towards heartless* Oh you're a good little boy, aren't you? Come'on, come'on!
Heartless: *barks like a little puppy*
Kairi: Ohhhh! They're so cuuutttteeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
*keyblade appears*
*Sora grabs keyblade*
*Sora throws it far into the ocean*
Sora: Come'on boy, go fetch the stick, come'on!
Heartless: *barks and runs into the ocean to fetch the keyblade*
Kairi: Sora....
Riku: SORA YOU DUNCE! THAT'S SALT WATER! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT MARTAINS ARE RELATED TO SLUGS AND MELT WHEN THEY COME INTO CONTACT WITH SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Heartless melts*
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kairi: Sora! How could you?!!! And to believe that I was about to ask you out!
Riku: Well.... I'm available..... *winks at Kairi*

*next day*

*at the heartless's funeral*
*all the ff characters and disney characters are there*

Zeus: We are gathered today to farewell a good friend. Though none of us knew him, and probably never would, Fluffy was a good eh.... Dog. He never accomplished anything, but he will remain in our hearts forever and ever
Hades: *Sob* And I promise to take care of him in the underworld........
Sora: *falls to his knees* NOOO! Fluffy!!!
Kairi: *Comforts Sora* It's ok.... There is nothing you could've done....
Riku: *Brushes away a tear* Well actually......
*Cloud hugs Tifa and Aerith*
*Leon kneels done,hiding his tears as Yuffie pats him on the back and Riona gives him a hug*
*Sephiroth reveals his childish side and bursts into a crying fit, banging his hands and knees on the ground*
Sephiroth: NOO!!!! I though we had something special.... OH Theodore, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO?!!!!!!!!
Rikku: Theodore?...... Hey wait! You were cheating on me with fluffy????
Sephiroth: SHUT UP WOMEN! You meant nothing to me! Theodore was more of a man than you'll ever be!!!!
Rikku: *drop kicks Sephiroth out of that world*
Riku: *sighs* Oh dad....... Of all the places, why here???



eek ............ I got a little carried away............. Sorry.........

..... Well, I just started writing the part where Sora names the heartless fluffy, but then all those ideas kinda got into my head, so I had to let them all out sweatdrop

Ok........ What if I had never posted the answer to the what if 'heartless looked like little green martians' what if..........
What if you had understood what my previous what if was about???
*confuzzeled* rolleyes

What if the king and Sora were brothers?

hmmm..... Wait, I'm getting something.....

What if..... Roxas was switched with Riku, Namine was switched with Kairi, and Babu was switched with Sora??? O.o;

What if....Sora's keyblade was a giant chicken leg? lmao imagine...