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 Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:08 pm
Saxophone: Hey! BD! If there are two sections practicing together at a sectional, would it make them bi-sectional?
BD: eek stare Okay, because of that, go to lunch early!
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:42 pm
"yeah well i've got the biggest wood" - srting bass player
"you'd run out of air less if u blew faster not harder"
"just put that wood in ur mouth and fell the music in ur mouth"
"ill dot ur half note"
"you wanna have a sectional, just you and me??
you wanna do what to me??"
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:48 pm
~Chibi-chib~ bluesaxgirl Trumpets do it with three fingers...baritones with four....but trombones can do it in seven positions! ...i know, i know. And you don't mention the French Horns? I feel neglected. emo wood winds can do it with 8, 9 and sometiems 10 if u play bassoon (like me) "ur really flt, push in alot" "now ur sharp, pull out" "oooo thats the spot"
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:50 pm
Gaurdian Kanrik As the Drummers say: "We dont Blow, WE BANG!" [ . . . We pRaY FoR Our SOrRoWs TO eND. . . ]
Did you say that?
[ . . . AnD HOpE ThAt OuR HeArTs WilL BleNd. ]
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:02 pm
This_1 We also have this woodwind joke... So there was this girl who played flute and her boyfriend played clarinet. One time they were having sex, and the girl remembers they forgot to use a condom so she tells him, "Honey, I think you should pull out." "Why? Am I sharp?"
this is the one joke that made me laugh the most... only a bando would say something like that xD
in our band we call our plumes "dead birds"
one day I walked up to my boyfriend and rubbed my plume against his and he was all "what the ********" and I said "dead pidgeon sex"
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:32 am
Thats not where your finger goes!
Oh my god, thats huge....(talking about a tuba)
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:34 am
shoaffer Saxophone: Hey! BD! If there are two sections practicing together at a sectional, would it make them bi-sectional? BD: eek stare Okay, because of that, go to lunch early! Omg, thats too funny..
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:31 pm
T y p h shoaffer Saxophone: Hey! BD! If there are two sections practicing together at a sectional, would it make them bi-sectional? BD: eek stare Okay, because of that, go to lunch early! Omg, thats too funny.. LMAO That's funny!!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:32 pm
DeadBloodyRose4U This_1 We also have this woodwind joke... So there was this girl who played flute and her boyfriend played clarinet. One time they were having sex, and the girl remembers they forgot to use a condom so she tells him, "Honey, I think you should pull out." "Why? Am I sharp?"
this is the one joke that made me laugh the most... only a bando would say something like that xD
in our band we call our plumes "dead birds"
one day I walked up to my boyfriend and rubbed my plume against his and he was all "what the ********" and I said "dead pidgeon sex"
Dead pigeon sex? ROFL!
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:30 pm
I heard this from a couple of people in jazz band. "Can you grease my G String?"
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:13 pm
DeadBloodyRose4U This_1 We also have this woodwind joke... So there was this girl who played flute and her boyfriend played clarinet. One time they were having sex, and the girl remembers they forgot to use a condom so she tells him, "Honey, I think you should pull out." "Why? Am I sharp?"
this is the one joke that made me laugh the most... only a bando would say something like that xD
in our band we call our plumes "dead birds"
one day I walked up to my boyfriend and rubbed my plume against his and he was all "what the ********" and I said "dead pidgeon sex"
In my section, mellophones, we call them(plumes) dead chickens.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:25 pm
"i like it long when it comes to sleep. but when it comes to children i like it short" - honor band guest conductor
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:43 pm
[-Devon Teh Typo Queen-] shoaffer BD: If you blow too hard, the spit won't come out. The time where the trombones tried to empty out the spit from inside thier instruments. I take off my whole slide and sump out the spit! xd I am a band geek
I think I'm the only Clarinet player with a puddle by my feet at the end of class. I have such a spitty mouth. Even my ortho says so...
Got a PROBLEM with that?!
I have one...
BD: Okay Horn, I need you, don't let yourself be out blown by the clarinets. I need your brassy horny sound!
BD: I need to FEEL you trumpets, right now I can't feel you. BLOW HARDER. HARDER. I STILL CAN'T FEEL YOU!!
Band : eek
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:50 pm
sk_cooper My friends got my other friend who plays barry sax a button that says "Practice safe sax: wear a neck strap"
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:52 pm
~Chibi-chib~ bluesaxgirl Trumpets do it with three fingers...baritones with four....but trombones can do it in seven positions! ...i know, i know. And you don't mention the French Horns? I feel neglected. emo ok we do it with four finger on the left hand and the entire right hand.
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