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 Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:04 pm
I divorced her because her sparkles were blinding me.
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:00 pm
I divorced her because she was always writing polls on the walls of the house. mrgreen wink
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:02 pm
Divorced her because her scarf got tangled with mine
(and I do drink all of my coffee)
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:57 am
I divorced him because he always tasted like coffee... and I hate coffee...
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:58 am
i divorced her because i am addicted to coffee
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:00 am
(Never thought coffee would be the death of so many marriages...)
I divorced him too for constatly tasting like coffee.. (man.. get some tic tacs or something)
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:01 am
i divorced her because i enjoy having haliotosis
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:26 pm
I divorced him because he refused to share any coffee with me.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:19 pm
I divorced her because she wouldn't clean the coffee maker
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:20 am
I divorced him because he was divorcing so many others....
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:48 am
I divorced him because he wouldn't let me read his book
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:38 am
I divorced her because she didn't like me batting at the balls dangling from her hat...
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:07 am
I divorced her becasue she caught the house on fire!
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:54 pm
I divorced him because his scarf nearly strangled me
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:29 pm
I divorced because I just couldn't handle all of the blue
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