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 Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:04 pm
Soleq And being that they eat so many twinkies, if they do go to hell, they flame they produce is blue...
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:13 pm
Thomas Neo Anderson Captain_Sipid_Peabody Oh, definitely. Now that I'm also God I have a bunch of new powers that I didn't know I had. Though I haven't tried it out yet, I'm pretty sure I have the ability to fly and modify time/space continuity. Well, being God also implies that you are 100% omnipresent, meaning you can't fly because there is nowhere for you to fly TO, you are already everywhere. Also, now that you exist parallel to all time you should have Twinkies invented around 30 CE and make them the official food of Christianity and inact some sort of commandment that a Christian must eat 10 a day or they will burn in Hell and then all Christians would be very fat and maybe die out or something. Well, currently I'm acting as a physical manifestation of God. Therefore I need to transport this body around, and flying is the best possible way to go. As for the Twinkie idea... Well, I can't give them that kind of technology. It'd be dangerous for everyone.
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:59 pm
Captain_Sipid_Peabody Thomas Neo Anderson Captain_Sipid_Peabody Oh, definitely. Now that I'm also God I have a bunch of new powers that I didn't know I had. Though I haven't tried it out yet, I'm pretty sure I have the ability to fly and modify time/space continuity. Well, being God also implies that you are 100% omnipresent, meaning you can't fly because there is nowhere for you to fly TO, you are already everywhere. Also, now that you exist parallel to all time you should have Twinkies invented around 30 CE and make them the official food of Christianity and inact some sort of commandment that a Christian must eat 10 a day or they will burn in Hell and then all Christians would be very fat and maybe die out or something. Well, currently I'm acting as a physical manifestation of God. Therefore I need to transport this body around, and flying is the best possible way to go. As for the Twinkie idea... Well, I can't give them that kind of technology. It'd be dangerous for everyone. Flying?! Hah. Everyone knows it's all about my awesome teleporting abilities.
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:01 pm
AraTeran Flying?! Hah. Everyone knows it's all about my awesome teleporting abilities. Your method of transportation has transcended that of God.
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:04 pm
Captain_Sipid_Peabody AraTeran Flying?! Hah. Everyone knows it's all about my awesome teleporting abilities. Your method of transportation has transcended that of God. I credit my holy D&D books for bestowing such wisdom upon me. 3nodding 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:09 pm
AraTeran Captain_Sipid_Peabody AraTeran Flying?! Hah. Everyone knows it's all about my awesome teleporting abilities. Your method of transportation has transcended that of God. I credit my holy D&D books for bestowing such wisdom upon me. 3nodding 3nodding D&D, that's the game that guys who aren't getting laid play, right?
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:13 pm
Captain_Sipid_Peabody AraTeran Captain_Sipid_Peabody AraTeran Flying?! Hah. Everyone knows it's all about my awesome teleporting abilities. Your method of transportation has transcended that of God. I credit my holy D&D books for bestowing such wisdom upon me. 3nodding 3nodding D&D, that's the game that guys who aren't getting laid play, right? Don't know about that; one of my friends seems to have every woman in the college lined up. He somehow gets random girls to come up and tell him how hot he looks, even when surrounded by 5 girls. It's pretty damn funny. The not getting laid applies to me though. Yup, guys run in terror from me, so I depend on my D&D for happiness. Hahahaha domokun domokun
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:14 pm
At least it's not Scrabble.
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:16 pm
AraTeran Captain_Sipid_Peabody AraTeran Captain_Sipid_Peabody AraTeran Flying?! Hah. Everyone knows it's all about my awesome teleporting abilities. Your method of transportation has transcended that of God. I credit my holy D&D books for bestowing such wisdom upon me. 3nodding 3nodding D&D, that's the game that guys who aren't getting laid play, right? Don't know about that; one of my friends seems to have every woman in the college lined up. He somehow gets random girls to come up and tell him how hot he looks, even when surrounded by 5 girls. It's pretty damn funny. The not getting laid applies to me though. Yup, guys run in terror from me, so I depend on my D&D for happiness. Hahahaha domokun domokun Wow, your friend sounds like a completely awesome person. As for you, as a female, it shouldn't be too hard for you to get laid, presuming that is your goal.
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:20 pm
Captain_Sipid_Peabody AraTeran Captain_Sipid_Peabody AraTeran Captain_Sipid_Peabody AraTeran Flying?! Hah. Everyone knows it's all about my awesome teleporting abilities. Your method of transportation has transcended that of God. I credit my holy D&D books for bestowing such wisdom upon me. 3nodding 3nodding D&D, that's the game that guys who aren't getting laid play, right? Don't know about that; one of my friends seems to have every woman in the college lined up. He somehow gets random girls to come up and tell him how hot he looks, even when surrounded by 5 girls. It's pretty damn funny. The not getting laid applies to me though. Yup, guys run in terror from me, so I depend on my D&D for happiness. Hahahaha domokun domokun Wow, your friend sounds like a completely awesome person. As for you, as a female, it shouldn't be too hard for you to get laid, presuming that is your goal. Yeah, considering I am at college it would be pretty easy, except I haven't really met the right guy. I have no problems with sex before marriage (I would probably support it since I think it is good to make sure your relationship works in all ways before committing), but I personally am not a fan of random casual sex. Of course, if it was a really hot guy.......
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:22 pm
AraTeran Yeah, considering I am at college it would be pretty easy, except I haven't really met the right guy. I have no problems with sex before marriage (I would probably support it since I think it is good to make sure your relationship works in all ways before committing), but I personally am not a fan of random casual sex. Of course, if it was a really hot guy....... Sex before marriage is one of the many topics on gaia that I've managed to fully justify. Anyway, random casual sex is the spice of life!
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:55 pm
Captain_Sipid_Peabody AraTeran Yeah, considering I am at college it would be pretty easy, except I haven't really met the right guy. I have no problems with sex before marriage (I would probably support it since I think it is good to make sure your relationship works in all ways before committing), but I personally am not a fan of random casual sex. Of course, if it was a really hot guy....... Sex before marriage is one of the many topics on gaia that I've managed to fully justify. Anyway, random casual sex is the spice of life!
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:04 pm
Chalda Captain_Sipid_Peabody AraTeran Yeah, considering I am at college it would be pretty easy, except I haven't really met the right guy. I have no problems with sex before marriage (I would probably support it since I think it is good to make sure your relationship works in all ways before committing), but I personally am not a fan of random casual sex. Of course, if it was a really hot guy....... Sex before marriage is one of the many topics on gaia that I've managed to fully justify. Anyway, random casual sex is the spice of life! Your excuses don't impress me.
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:11 pm
Sir_Cathl_Peabody Chalda Captain_Sipid_Peabody AraTeran Yeah, considering I am at college it would be pretty easy, except I haven't really met the right guy. I have no problems with sex before marriage (I would probably support it since I think it is good to make sure your relationship works in all ways before committing), but I personally am not a fan of random casual sex. Of course, if it was a really hot guy....... Sex before marriage is one of the many topics on gaia that I've managed to fully justify. Anyway, random casual sex is the spice of life! Your excuses don't impress me.
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:16 pm
Chalda Sir_Cathl_Peabody Chalda Captain_Sipid_Peabody AraTeran Yeah, considering I am at college it would be pretty easy, except I haven't really met the right guy. I have no problems with sex before marriage (I would probably support it since I think it is good to make sure your relationship works in all ways before committing), but I personally am not a fan of random casual sex. Of course, if it was a really hot guy....... Sex before marriage is one of the many topics on gaia that I've managed to fully justify. Anyway, random casual sex is the spice of life! Your excuses don't impress me. You have some unrealistic ideas about the world. Relationships protect you from STDs? I doubt the probablities for getting STDs are significantly different for non-relationship sex if you're using protection. And you should be.
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