Okay, I finally have one. Edward and Jasper to
Men on Art!
Edward: Hellloooo Im Blane Edwards!
Jasper: And Im Anton Merryweather.
Both: And welcome to Men on Art!
Edward: The show that looks at art from the past and present.
Jasper: From a
male point of view. Oh, and dont forget our sponsor!
Edward: Oh, good golly miss molly, thats right! Tonights brodcast is brought to you by *holds up box* Bend-Gay!
Jasper: I ain't gonna touch you.
Edward: Ben did. As I was saying, the first piece we are going to discuss is Rembrant's The Night Watch. This is so nice to see male bondin'. See how theyre all dressed up with the swords, and actin' butch, but theyre still together.
Jasper: Mmm, mmm. Hear hear!
Edward: The next piece we are going to discuss is Leonardo Divinci's The Mona Lisa.
Both:
Hated it.
Jasper: Where are Miss Mona's eyebrows? Tell me.
Edward: I think someone went a little tweezer crazy!
Jasper: You better stop, look whos talkin'!
Edward: Ohh, dont hate me because Im beautiful. And this little thingy over here, thats Botticelli's Birth of Venus.
Both:
Hated it. Jasper: And now we come to Andy Worhol's portrait of Marilyn Monroe.
Edward: Oh, I wish I was still a blond.
Jasper: Yes, and dont you wish you could go back to Kansas? I have just two words to describe this: Gore, Jus.
Edward: I have to disagree, Marilyn was nothing but a slut. I mean two Kennedies and a Mafioso? That trash was working
overtime.
Jasper: Oh, you are so wrong. Marilyn, Miss Marilyn, was the last true diva! Oh you know how I used to do in my nightclub act, an Evening with the Stars.
Edward: With hairy legs.
Jasper: Oh, dont go there.
Edward: Im sorry Twannn. I liked your little night club skits.
Jasper: Did you really like it?
Edward: Cross my heart and hope to ook like Whoopi Goldberg in my next life.
Japser: Oh stop it! Well, our next piece, this is truly a work of art.
Edward: Yes it is!
Jasper: Its Michael Angelo's Statue of David.
Edward: Gasp and swoon, I just caught the vapors!
Jasper: Now THIS IS art!
Edward: Yes it is, and little David is
workin that bowtie.
Jasper: You know that was mah idea.
Edward: Yes, we're going to have to give this one two snaps up in a circle!
Both: *two snaps in circle formation*
Jasper: I mean, what power, what strength, what a
ma-aan! Mm.
Edward: Mm, I see why Goliath dropped dead!
Jasper: Oh, stop. Wel, it looks like we are just about out of time, join us next week when we'll be lookin' at Gainsburl's The Blue Boy
Edward: And this David again...
Jasper: You better hush. Byyyee!
*its raining men plays in the background*
Hope you like, that took a while to type up. xD
