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 Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:40 pm
When our BD yells marco we yell polo!
Theres this one section leader who plays piccolo(sorry if spelled wrong) that we call rosa parks because shes (no offense) african american & we were making nicknames for everyone & we decided to call her that... shes also called crack dealer....
& when my friend (alto sax) annoys me i tell her to go suck wood & she tell me to go blow a flugelhorn......
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:25 pm
we have a costume in the tuba room that is formally a chicken nugget costume but the underground name for it is the hairy d**k costume...we're immature, don't blame me for it.
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:30 pm
1) PARY AT TOMMYS!!!!!
2) ACHOO!!!
3) Mr.Lamos sleeps with Rainbows... (this started as a telephone game)
4) Nick and Kenny (2 of our tubas) with the colorguard flags... XD
5) Steve, the colorguard instructor
6) YEE-AH!
7) TO THE O!!! (our theme this year is Oz, and we form the o, so...)
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:22 am
Hehe, we have a few... like our percussion section said something to the band director about music being the internation language or something of that nature... and our director translated that into "Did jesus speak spanish?" so.... yeah and we ALL have decided that Mr. Whelan... is officialy Whale-dog... not too funny but it was at the time ( dang my class was full of NERDS )
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:14 pm
"Look at me for the retard!"- Liz H. our field commander told us that when we had to slow down during a competition song.
And my section leader (a senior) goes, "Where's the retard Liz?"
Everytime some one mentions a retard we all crack up. It's hard to play that song now since it's for our theme in competition band.
And then there's that time when we got band-aid awards at the end of Band Camp this year when our Color Gaurd girls got a band-aid that said Stroke it. The leader told her to elongate her strokes with the flag and we still crack up everytime some one mentions it or when ever some one says watch your strokes Anyone who was at the HTHS Band camp would possibly understand.
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:18 pm
lol, there are so very many...
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:20 pm
1. the GayKK - Refers to our band in our rain ponchos with the hoods up. we look like a purple KKK and are therefore the GayKK
2. "yep, nothing beats giving snares head" - inside joke between my friend (and co-section leader) Melissa. we were sitting on the stairs on the day the snare drums got new heads and i said that.
3. Vermillion sailor girls - By far the hottest auxillary peoples in the world. theyre the bandos who have the little pommes or hoops or other such shiney things. in Vermillion they wear little sailor outfits that are crazily hot. so my friend John and i always joke about hitting on them.
4. "careful or ill throw you into a wall" - another joke between melissa and i. last year we were walking through the halls and she grabbed me and threw me into a wall and started making out with me. that relationship didnt work out. so now we joke about it sweatdrop heart
5. Maria - out field commander last year had some issues with counting to 9...
6. Bob & Kenny Style - this is a trumpet thing that refers to two former trumpet players. they were the best trumpets ever to grace the band with their presence. they were the best players, marchers, and funkifiers ever. so now when we wanna tell someone to make something awesome, we say to do it Bob & Kenny Style
7. Dom - Dom was (before he moved) the only black guy in the band. when we went to after parties and it was dark wed joke about how you could only see dom if he was smiling or his eyes were open. jeez, that kid rocks.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:42 am
Here's a current one (though I'm not sure how "inside" it is). For those of you who have seen a World of Warcraft video involving "Leroy Jenkins" you'll know what I'm talking about. Anyway, whenever our BD is giving some sort of motivational speech, as soon as he's finished one of the guys in my section goes "All right, lets do this!" and anywhere from one to three other people in the band say "Lerooooooy Jenkins!" Not the most inside of jokes, but not totally outside either. confused
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:32 pm
1-Ice Cream Sandwich (After we do the ole song usually, or random times...)
2-Last year's Put The Foot In The Shoe
3-Pep Band-"I'll blister your sun" (Blister in the Sun)
4-I'll blank your blank
5-I'll show you a blank
6-Sex on the timpani (my own creation!! heart )
7-The gazelle (that's one to ask about in PM...)
Good times!! heart I heart the grads!! heart
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:32 pm
1. "Tony(alto sax) how's your horse?"
2.Fat Cows Get Down And Eat Beef *points to first letters*
3."what did the percussionists get on the WASL? drool..."
4."Measure H for Huffelump"
5."Shut up before I put a 'snicker bar' on your pillow" (during our band trip to canada)
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:38 pm
1. PICKLES!!! (uniforms)
2. the orange popsickle who plays cheese (drum major)
3. pink "Floyd" (band director- steve floyd)
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:20 pm
not really inside,but one of the senoirs always goes around says 'I'm not with the band,so i play with myself" and 'how many licks does it take?'(he has a tootsie pop shirt...) and wen our director says to finger our instruments,while shes not looking,we 'finger' our instruments....then we get yelled at for laughing...good times...good times...i love the senoirs! heart
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:31 pm
We've only got 2...
Whenever someone plays something wrong, we blame Todd. He graduated 3 years ago, but it's still his fault...
Trying to kill the cheerleaders... We've determined the creatures of evil don't die... The cheerleaders here are all stuck-up sluts, so we don't feel bad about attempting to atleast make them look bad. They asked for the Drumline's help for one of their cheers; they got the Drumline making stuff up in front of them while they tried to finish their cheer off. Then, after they finished, we marched over to the center of the field; and continued to jam... The cheerleaders didn't even get cheered for. heart
It was awesome.
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:38 pm
It's not a constant joke, but it happened twice...
The concert band BD was teaching us the marching music and he was trying to tget the metronome to work and it started counting in numbers...you know, where instead of clicks, there's the annoying woman's voice? And he said s**t really loud...then said "I didn't know the metronome could cuss!"
Even if we're all high schoolers in the band, and all of us have teachers that cuss, it's fun to just go "ooo-ohhh!!"
Oh, and even if it's not just our band (I've seen it around gaia) one person has a shirt and another a bumper sticker that says Marching Band...What are football players doing on our field?!
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:55 pm
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