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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:34 pm

10 Things I'd Do IF i was Alucard's Master...

1. I'd make him call me Mistress*has more than one meaning* in public and see ppl's reaction xd

2. I'd make him sing Mitternacht by E Nomine for me everyday at MIDNIGHT...*the song already sounds like he's singing it so why not?*
The Vid ^^

3. I'd rather NOT make him kill ppl...i mean killing is NOT MY style..i prefer torture xd i'd rather have my enemies live and SUFFER forever xd twisted

4.I'd make ALUCARD watch ALL the fanfics/fanart/icons/videos/stuff about him and VIDEOTAPE HIS reaction and upload xd twisted

5. make him turn into a dog and "do his business" all over the yards of all of my teachers and/or ppl i hate xd

6. i'd totally play videogames with him xd

7. i'd make him pose for me so i could draw him ^^

8. I'd make him wear all kinds of crazy outfits and/or do crazy stuff with few other ppl and take photos xd

9. I'd make him do all my chores around the house wearing nothing BUT his hat xd rofl twisted

10. *insert any of the "mature" ideas from previous posters* and i'd make Alucard my personal slave/bodyguard/pet/cook *haha imagines Alucard wearing only an apron with text "Kiss The Cook"* rofl twisted xd

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:15 pm

If I were Alucard's master, I would make him love me.

EDIT: Jeez, what the heck was I hoped up on when I typed that? xd Alucard love me? AS IF! rofl That crazy SOB is (in human years) old enough to be my dad! Like I'm going to waste my time with him, I've got younger fish to fry! pirate

I'd probably just do what Integra's doing now and send him off on vampire killing missions just to keep him busy.

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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:27 pm

dragpanther

10 Things I'd Do IF i was Alucard's Master...

1. I'd make him call me Mistress*has more than one meaning* in public and see ppl's reaction xd

2. I'd make him sing Mitternacht by E Nomine for me everyday at MIDNIGHT...*the song already sounds like he's singing it so why not?*
The Vid ^^

3. I'd rather NOT make him kill ppl...i mean killing is NOT MY style..i prefer torture xd i'd rather have my enemies live and SUFFER forever xd twisted

4.I'd make ALUCARD watch ALL the fanfics/fanart/icons/videos/stuff about him and VIDEOTAPE HIS reaction and upload xd twisted

5. make him turn into a dog and "do his business" all over the yards of all of my teachers and/or ppl i hate xd

6. i'd totally play videogames with him xd

7. i'd make him pose for me so i could draw him ^^

8. I'd make him wear all kinds of crazy outfits and/or do crazy stuff with few other ppl and take photos xd

9. I'd make him do all my chores around the house wearing nothing BUT his hat xd rofl twisted

10. *insert any of the "mature" ideas from previous posters* and i'd make Alucard my personal slave/bodyguard/pet/cook *haha imagines Alucard wearing only an apron with text "Kiss The Cook"* rofl twisted xd

O.O

Number 9 on your list. FTW. whee

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:41 am

somehow THIS pic fits here perfectly xd
*and i don't think i'd have to MAKE Alucard love me... xd twisted rofl

* he simply wouldn't have the choice*

...nah jk xp

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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:02 am

WHY MUST IT END IN SMEX?!?!?!?

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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:28 am

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WHY MUST IT END IN SMEX?!?!?!?

gonk

because we're human, and humans are filthy, filthy minded little creatures 90 percent of the time when it comes right down to it. wink

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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:23 am

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WHY MUST IT END IN SMEX?!?!?!?

gonk

because we're human, and humans are filthy, filthy minded little creatures 90 percent of the time when it comes right down to it. wink

aint that true xd ..well i had 10 different ideas...not all about smex..>.<
as for videogames.... xd *smirk* twisted i has Alucard and the company in my sims 2 xd rofl

and btw Alucard is a perv himself >.<
so doubt that he'd mind.. xd rofl twisted
Proof xD

here's a weird but funny vids that i'd make Alucard watch xd

Classic songs XD
truth about Alucard XD

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:12 am

michigami

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WHY MUST IT END IN SMEX?!?!?!?

gonk

because we're human, and humans are filthy, filthy minded little creatures 90 percent of the time when it comes right down to it. wink

Yup.
And toss in the fact that most of us here today seem to be young woman ranging from ages 15-25....

Hahah!
Oh boy, you can't keep our minds out of the gutter.
O.o

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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:24 am

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WHY MUST IT END IN SMEX?!?!?!?

gonk

because we're human, and humans are filthy, filthy minded little creatures 90 percent of the time when it comes right down to it. wink

aint that true xd ..well i had 10 different ideas...not all about smex..>.<
as for videogames.... xd *smirk* twisted i has Alucard and the company in my sims 2 xd rofl

and btw Alucard is a perv himself >.<
so doubt that he'd mind.. xd rofl twisted
Proof xD

here's a weird but funny vids that i'd make Alucard watch xd

Classic songs XD
truth about Alucard XD

Nice to see we have all the same videos in our favs!
rofl

I'd have to make Alucard watch these, I think...
Seras learns the truth...
Integra's latest orders...

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:59 pm

hhahha lol those 2 ARE really funny xd
i have my youtube acc just for storing all those favorites XDDDmy faves
i don't have any vids of my own..but i have a friend who is making me one xd and now for some fan"art"

it's kinda long xp
By Karelia
MSN conversation between Alucard and Integra:
Integra says:
Hello...

Alucard says:
Hi My Master...

Integra says:
Alucard, I did not know you´re using computers?!

Alucard says:
I like to surprise you.

Integra says:
Hmmmm...

Integra says:
But what are you doing on the computer?

Alucard says:
Really want to know?

Integra says:
Yes.

Alucard says:
Sure? o_O

Integra says:
God DAMMIT YES!!!

Alucard says:
I have a very fine collection of "photographs" that I post on the Vaticans net-forum.

Integra says:
What kind of photos?
>_<

Alucard says:
Uhh the master gets curious...?

Integra says:
Yes, now tell me... It´s an order!

Alucard says:
As you wish...

Integra says:
So...?

Alucard says:
So what?

Integra says:
So what´s about the photos?

Alucard says:
Oh yes, I totally forgot XD

Integra says:
You´re pissing me off now...

Alucard says:
I have a fine and RARE collection of naked photos...

Integra says:
Of youreself?
*making big eyes of excitement*

Alucard says:
Nope... Of YOU!!!
*Alucard sends a file to Integra*

Integra says:
WHAT THE ********!!!! THAT`S ME!!!! NAKED!!!! SLEEPING IN MY BED!!!!!!!!

Alucard says:
^_^ yes it is...

Integra says:
Now I´m so mad! Delete the photos NOW!!!

Alucard says:
Too late.. I submitted them yesterday!

Integra says:
THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING!!!
ALUCARD WHEN I SEE YOU, YOURE A DEAD MAN!!!

Alucard says:
Hmm cute... But I´m immortal...

Integra says:
...............dies........very aggressiv...........eating the cigar.........................
Alucard?

Alucard says:
Yes?

Integra says:
How did you get those photos?

Alucard says:
When you´re sleeping in youre bedroom at night.

Integra says:
But how?! My door is always...locked...damn...

Alucard says:
Damn what?

Integra says:
I just realized, that you never uses the doors...

Alucard says:
Haha oh yes my dear Integra...I can go through walls, the roof....Everything! MUHAHAHA

Integra says:
By the way... Where are you now?

Alucard says:
In Walters room. Playing with his computer... Why?

Alucard says:
Why?

Alucard says:
Hello, I said why..?!

Alucard says:
Inteeeegraaaaaaaaa???

Alucard says:
Are you there?

*(Integra is away)*

*Alucard turns around... Integra has entered the room.... Attacking Alucard...*

*(Alucard is away)*

----------------------------------End of conversation------------------------------

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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:33 pm

If I was Alucard's master...hm..I would somewhat be like Integra.I would put an end to all blasted Ghouls.I would also show him how to use a computer,it would be funny.Then.......Id make him battle with Captain Hans Gunsche.^^

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:40 pm

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WHY MUST IT END IN SMEX?!?!?!?

gonk

Because all humans ever think about is SEX.

Oh. I'm a little late for this conversation.
I've said it a million times before: I'd make Alucard be my pet dog for a day. n___n

AND WE WOULD NOT DO THE SEX. >:c

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:15 pm

BUT THE SMEX IS GOOOOD!!

xDD

ANYWAY, yeah, I already stated all the cruel and naughty things I'd do to Alucard in my dreams....now...

For the honest truth...

If I where somehow Alucards master...
*sigh*

I'd spoil him rotten.
I would, I would...
*shakes head*

And I'd do my best to force him to open up to me, and then I'd try to play psychiatrist with him. (This of course, would be a complete failure, but never the less, I'd try...and try....and try...)

In the end, it would be me spoiling Alucard with random gifts and way too many blood bags, rambling on about what a miserable life he's had and how I want to make it better...spoiling him some more...

And, since we all know Alucards a smart little b*****d...
In the end, he's probably end up MY master. xd xd

Seriously, Thats what would happen. xd rofl burning_eyes

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