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 Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:31 pm
The probing....the PROBING!!! gonk 
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:46 pm
It ended up she was a girly-girl pretty-in-pink princess. She was always happy and pip-squeaky. On those mornings where you're tired, grumpy, a cranky, her bright smile...let's just say isn't the most wonderful thing.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:14 pm
She was a real party girl. A couple of weeks after this one party, she started getting a little baby bump. I was so excited! But, then the baby came. I really don't think it was mine...
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:48 pm
He worked nights so when ever I saw him he was sleeping, he didn't have a sense of style, and he thought there was no need to ware a shirt. O.o
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:32 pm
She was always so angry... and she never wanted to let go of our wedding day. She says she was more beautiful then... and full of life. She's taken to the bourbon... quite a bit.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:30 am
Okay, seriously? The words "like", "totally", "whatever", and "for sure" do not constitute a full vocabulary. I just got tired of her valley girl fashionista ways. I know it may seem petty, but she drove me CRAZY. Also, she was a bit old to still have posters of her favorite boy band all over the walls.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:32 pm
I divorced him because he doesn't pay attention to me anymore. I mean, all he does is go on Gaia on his labtop!
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:15 pm
I mean, sure I like cats, who doesn't? But you can take it too far. Kinda got the feeling she loved them more than me.
Then of course I found the bestial p0rn she filmed when I was at work making money for cat food. stare
Oh, she also refused to eat anything except cat food. You don't wanna know what it did to her breath.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:45 am
I Divorced him because he Wants me to have a Mohawk and to be gay
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:12 pm
Pyro Phoenix X I Divorced him because he Wants me to have a Mohawk and to be gay I divorced her because she was a stripper doctor and i was getting jealous and she always brought the flame sword to bed.
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:19 am
One word: Pain. I'd reather not go to bed in a dead, spikey rose bush with someone who carries around two probes...
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:23 am
Starrys One word: Pain. I'd reather not go to bed in a dead, spikey rose bush with someone who carries around two probes... she was good as a wife but on our 5th anniversery i foudn out she was only 14
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:29 pm
At first it was great, he was a comedian. We'd share
laughs and be jolly, but then I wasn't so sure about
the practical jokes he'd play, it was too much.
"Whoops, I put rabbit droppings in the cereal instead of rasins"
"Uh-oh, I spilt water on the floor and there's glass everywhere"
"Silly me, I put a safe over the door so when you open it, it crushes you"
and every night he would speak in his sleep
"Sorry Miss Barkson, I have to kill you"
did I mention that was his last wife?
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:45 pm
I Divorced her Because she keeps telling me to put on some clothes Like there's no Tomorrow.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:18 pm
We had to keep it REALLY cold in the hosue at all times because he'd never take his coat off!
Im just gonna do my avatar, because im really lately.
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