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sas surprised k son now im going to tell u the birds and the bees.
son:but dad i already know it.
sas:u do?
son:yeah.
sas:who told u?
son:uncle itachi did. he told me that u didnt know where they come from so he told me instead.
sas:what that b*****d!!!!!!!
son:mommy dad sweared again in front of me.
sak:sasuke not again *smack*
sas surprised w my face.
son:u ok dad.
sas:no im not. ill be back soon. *he leaves*

itachi's house:
*knock* sas:itachi come out i have to have a word with u.
ita:yes little brother.
sas:why did u tell my son of the birds and the bees.
ita surprised simple really. his own father didn't even know so i had to tell him. good thing he didnt get the brain from u.
sas:u b*****d ill kill u.
ita:sorry u cant.
sas:why not?
ita surprised ur gonna find out eventually. *he whistles*
sak:yes itachi?
sas:sakura what r u doing here?
sak:itachi called me to help him with something. why r u here?
ita:u see sakura ur husband was threating me. im not sure why though?
sak:is it true sasuke?
sas:no its not.
*sak. takes out the spatula*
sak:sasuke i thought u told me u wont do this again. i trusted u. guesse u have to have ur punishment.
sas:honey i... *smack*
*sakura keeps hitting him while itachi was smirking while watching his entertainment*
sas:why....me.....

O.O Shed want icecream 24/7. I know I would!

Is ice cream and pickles that thing pregnant women most crave? XD I hear it all of the time.

GAWD. xD It's like the second Sakura and Sasuke married, Sasuke became pwned by his wife. x3

1.) he will probably freak out...
2.) sasuke would name the son: I dont know... naruto XD? and the daughter: maybe Tenshi?
3.) sakura might do the same thing, only teh girl would be ino.
4.) sasuke would be an ok father... he would take care of them, he might not always be nice to them...
5.) I dont know. He made a pink haired girl pregnant, probably nothing.
7.) He might not....
Have any more? this is fun XD

Da-da-da-ding! Post recieved for Tori_Uchiha;;: I don't think hed/shed ever name thier kids that. Ino, though I hate to admit it. Sakura might start calling her own child pig. I agree with Iia on the Naruto naming.

Da-da-da-ding! Post recieved for Iia;;: eek Really? You should try them sometime. :3 I dont like them at all. >.> I like pineapples betta. Id probably be craving them if I was pregnant.

Post replied by Iia.

^___^ Id say the same for me too!

I feel bad for Sasuke, hes always getting beat up... -pats Sasuke-