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 Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:59 pm
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:01 pm
Peter (while digging a hole for a pool): Kids, promise me you won't go swimming without a lifeguard. It's my duty as a parent to make sure you're safe.....hehehehehe....doody.....hehehehe....diarrhea. Hey, Lois....diarrhea."
Lois: Oh Peter, I'm carrying iced tea.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:34 pm
That is the smartes thing ive ever heard anyone say about anything lol
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:39 pm
hahahahahahhahahahhhhah i love this shoo!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:20 pm
Ollie Williams is standing by, Ollie."
"Its hell out here!"
"Is there anything we can do for you?"
"Bring me soup!"
"What kind Ollie?"
"Chunky!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:08 pm
the one episode.. when they go to the little jousting thingy and everyone sees the blonde chick.... *ding* *ding* *ding*..... mort says ding
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:15 pm
"Trust me Meg, Sometimes its best not to fit in."
*In the forest, In a War**
*Peter Dressed Like a clown*= "You guys are stupid, you know theyll be looking for army guys."
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:13 am
Chris: Can I go now? Stewie's gonna help me with my math homework.
Lois: Chris...he can't help you with your homework, he's just a baby!
Stewie: And I guess you're a Rhodes Scholar yourself. Where did you graduate from again, the University of DUH?!?!?
Max Weinstein: (he's Jewish) I'll help you with your homework son.
Peter: My God!!! Is there nothing you people can't do, except you know... manual labor???
Lois: What a horrible thing to say! They built the pyramids!
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:17 am
(Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)
Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, b***h.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:28 am
(Peter as an airplane pilot)
Flight Attendent: Here's your coffee Peter.
Peter: Betty, where are we right now?
Flight Attendent: Uhhhhh... An airplane?
Peter: Nooooooo... This room, what room are we in?
Flight Attendent: Uhhhhh... Control Room?
Peter: Nooooooo...
Flight Attendent: Cockpit?
Peter: Hahahahahahhah!! I told you I'd get her to say it!
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:40 am
Lois: Hi honey. How was your physical?
Peter: Good. Good. Good...yeah, yeah. Too good, in matter of fact. You know what the doctor said? Doctor said I was too healthy. You know? In too good of shape. Don't even know how. Too good of shape.
Lois: You didn't go to your physical, did you?
Peter: No. Ahm, I did not.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:42 am
Lady (next to Brain at a bar): I think you've had about enough.
Brian: Well, I... I think you're wrong, you... you increasingly attractive looking woman. You know, you’re... you’re really pretty
Lady: Oh, stop!
Brian: No. I'm... I'm serious... You could... you could be in magazines. You could! And not just Juggs or Creamsicle...
(Lady walks away.)
Brian: Call me!
Brian (looks at bartender): She won't call.
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:32 am
Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:36 am
(Peter just got doing something embarassing to Meg)
Meg: Oh my god!! You are the worst dad ever!!
Peter: Just be thankful your dad isnt Ronald Mcdonald.
(shows scene of Ronald Mcdonald sitting and reading paper)
Girl: (walks downstairs and heads out door) I''l be back in a couple of hours.
Ronald Mcdonald: where are you going with all that make-up?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to go hang out with some friends.
Ronald Mcdonald: Not with all that make-up on. Your a Mcdonald. Not a whore.
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:37 am
Peter: Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?
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