Die Boseburg - The BoE's Private Castle

[Mr Legion]

*Grins, half-turns away from Sessuriyu, turns back, stands up, rolls up sleeves, walks up to him*

biggrin You did not just say that, right? 'Cause if ya did... lol Ohboy. I'm not a violent person, so do me a favour and tell me you did not just say

Quote:

"Screw you skittles!"

stare  

[Sessuriyu]

Mr Legion

*Grins, half-turns away from Sessuriyu, turns back, stands up, rolls up sleeves, walks up to him*

biggrin You did not just say that, right? 'Cause if ya did... lol Ohboy. I'm not a violent person, so do me a favour and tell me you did not just say

Quote:

"Screw you skittles!"

stare

All I'm saying is, you can't do this with a pack of skittles.

*proceeds to force the Spree tube down Legion's throat.*  

[Rivkeh]

No, but it would taste better if you could...  

[Sessuriyu]

That is true. I am enlightened. 3nodding  

[Mr Legion]

So, how big are these Spree tubes? Am I choking to death here or what? blaugh

Quote:

[Trivia: In a bid to combat Germany's deadly panzer divisions during World War II, the Russians trained a team of dogs to associate food with approaching tanks. The "dog mines" - strapped with explosives - served valiantly in their first battle. Because Russian tanks had been used during training, however, as soon as the salivating hounds were released, they ran not to German but to Russian tanks...]

 

[Sessuriyu]

Mr Legion

So, how big are these Spree tubes? Am I choking to death here or what? blaugh

Quote:

[Trivia: In a bid to combat Germany's deadly panzer divisions during World War II, the Russians trained a team of dogs to associate food with approaching tanks. The "dog mines" - strapped with explosives - served valiantly in their first battle. Because Russian tanks had been used during training, however, as soon as the salivating hounds were released, they ran not to German but to Russian tanks...]

No, I would just say you're swalling a very lengthy pill.

That tank-dog-bomb is interesting.... they got what they deserved though, for using dogs as explosives without proper treatment.  

[Jadeelf]

*rolls her eyes, and whilst chewing several green skittles at once, she punches Sess very hard in the face with her right hand, while yanking the Spree tube out of Legion's throat with her left hand. And now, while Sess is unconcious on the floor, Jade proceeds to give Legion mouth-to-mouth. ...Which is more an excuse to snog him than anything else...*  

[Sessuriyu]

*As he falls unconconscious, his last comforting thought is:
"Nice one Legion - just like 'drowning' in the pool so make with the Lifeguard- aaarrggghhh"*  

[Mr Legion]

*Arches eyebrow, thinks: "Still got it.", goes with it*  

[Sessuriyu]

*unconscious telepathic-high-five*  

[Jadeelf]

Mr Legion

*Arches eyebrow, thinks: "Still got it.", goes with it*

Haaaahahahaha... Perv. *continues snogging-I mean CPR. Or something. Weren't there supposed to be chest compressions orr...? Aaaaaah, fugedaboudit...*  

[NECRO DISASTER]

*Ponders on why he's still alive.*  

[Mr Legion]

I wonder that quite a bit too, Hally. About you, naturally. wink whee Damn, I mean...

*Swoon*  

[Mystrunner]

*Pauses to think.*

Hey, Legion! When are we gonna meet your demons again? And Jade, whatever became of Thras?  

[Jadeelf]

*looks up from snoogi-giving Legion CPR*

He's still around. He just likes to sleep a lot of late.

...It might be due to the fact that he sleeps in that pot plant in my closet, but who knows...? *shrug*

I'm lazy.

*pokes Legionsy* Are you dead...?