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Phoebos

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2006 6:44 pm


DivideByZero14
Yami_Ichi
I wish summer vacation was here... ;-;

Granted, but the district cuts it down to a week, and school starts again April 5th.

I wish I had a really nice laptop.

Granted, but someone steals it and uses it to facilitate their televangelism.

I wish people would realize that my massive brainpower excludes me from having to wish when I don't feel like it.
PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:56 am


Phoebos

Granted, but someone steals it and uses it to facilitate their televangelism.

I wish people would realize that my massive brainpower excludes me from having to wish when I don't feel like it.


Granted. But because you don't want to wish, people in GAU get annoyed, stalk you, find out where you live, climb into your bedroom window and kill you in your sleep. ^^;;

I wish I didn't have a parade to be in tomorrow.

Yami_Ichi


Superior Jazz

PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:27 am


Granted. But the parade ios today, and you fail miserably. And then you have the same parade tomorrow anyway.
I wish Phoebos wasn't so arrogant. That's my job.
PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 4:01 pm


Superior Jazz
Granted. But the parade ios today, and you fail miserably. And then you have the same parade tomorrow anyway.
I wish Phoebos wasn't so arrogant. That's my job.

Granted, but I become even more annoyingly cynical.

I wish I had a nice, easy job that pays well.

Phoebos


Sanguvixen

PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 4:05 pm


Phoebos
Superior Jazz
Granted. But the parade ios today, and you fail miserably. And then you have the same parade tomorrow anyway.
I wish Phoebos wasn't so arrogant. That's my job.

Granted, but I become even more annoyingly cynical.

I wish I had a nice, easy job that pays well.


Granted, but it is also a job in a dangerous bio lab...and the Zombie Virus was accidently released. Because you worked there, you caught the virus and now spend your days wandering around looking for brains to eat.

I wish I had the ability to force choke my father, and kill him instantly, leaving no trace of what killed him.
PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 4:12 pm


Sanguvixen
Phoebos
Superior Jazz
Granted. But the parade ios today, and you fail miserably. And then you have the same parade tomorrow anyway.
I wish Phoebos wasn't so arrogant. That's my job.

Granted, but I become even more annoyingly cynical.

I wish I had a nice, easy job that pays well.


Granted, but it is also a job in a dangerous bio lab...and the Zombie Virus was accidently released. Because you worked there, you caught the virus and now spend your days wandering around looking for brains to eat.

I wish I had the ability to force choke my father, and kill him instantly, leaving no trace of what killed him.

Granted, but while you are concentrating, your brains and other internal organs are eaten by a hungry Zombie-Phoebos.

I wish I was 100 lb. lighter.

Phoebos


Yami_Ichi

PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 5:16 pm


Phoebos
Sanguvixen
Phoebos
Superior Jazz
Granted. But the parade ios today, and you fail miserably. And then you have the same parade tomorrow anyway.
I wish Phoebos wasn't so arrogant. That's my job.

Granted, but I become even more annoyingly cynical.

I wish I had a nice, easy job that pays well.


Granted, but it is also a job in a dangerous bio lab...and the Zombie Virus was accidently released. Because you worked there, you caught the virus and now spend your days wandering around looking for brains to eat.

I wish I had the ability to force choke my father, and kill him instantly, leaving no trace of what killed him.

Granted, but while you are concentrating, your brains and other internal organs are eaten by a hungry Zombie-Phoebos.

I wish I was 100 lb. lighter.


Granted. But, you become 100 lbs. lighter everyday and slowly wither away to nothing, leaving no trace of you or what happened to you.

I wish that it would cool down to about 70 degrees celcius and not rain tomorrow.
PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:04 pm


Yami_Ichi
Phoebos
Sanguvixen
Phoebos
Superior Jazz
Granted. But the parade ios today, and you fail miserably. And then you have the same parade tomorrow anyway.
I wish Phoebos wasn't so arrogant. That's my job.

Granted, but I become even more annoyingly cynical.

I wish I had a nice, easy job that pays well.


Granted, but it is also a job in a dangerous bio lab...and the Zombie Virus was accidently released. Because you worked there, you caught the virus and now spend your days wandering around looking for brains to eat.

I wish I had the ability to force choke my father, and kill him instantly, leaving no trace of what killed him.

Granted, but while you are concentrating, your brains and other internal organs are eaten by a hungry Zombie-Phoebos.

I wish I was 100 lb. lighter.


Granted. But, you become 100 lbs. lighter everyday and slowly wither away to nothing, leaving no trace of you or what happened to you.

I wish that it would cool down to about 70 degrees celcius and not rain tomorrow.

Granted, but it hails, melts, and floods the area.

I wish.

Phoebos


Tenth Speed Writer

PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:11 pm


Phoebos
Yami_Ichi
Phoebos
Sanguvixen
Phoebos
Superior Jazz
Granted. But the parade ios today, and you fail miserably. And then you have the same parade tomorrow anyway.
I wish Phoebos wasn't so arrogant. That's my job.

Granted, but I become even more annoyingly cynical.

I wish I had a nice, easy job that pays well.


Granted, but it is also a job in a dangerous bio lab...and the Zombie Virus was accidently released. Because you worked there, you caught the virus and now spend your days wandering around looking for brains to eat.

I wish I had the ability to force choke my father, and kill him instantly, leaving no trace of what killed him.

Granted, but while you are concentrating, your brains and other internal organs are eaten by a hungry Zombie-Phoebos.

I wish I was 100 lb. lighter.


Granted. But, you become 100 lbs. lighter everyday and slowly wither away to nothing, leaving no trace of you or what happened to you.

I wish that it would cool down to about 70 degrees celcius and not rain tomorrow.

Granted, but it hails, melts, and floods the area.

I wish.


Your paradox confuses the zombie part of you to no end, resulting in a rather spectacular, though messy, zombie nova.

I wish *insertfemaleguildmemberhere* would clean the upper half of the walls in a miniskirt while I clean the lower half in loose pants.
PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:26 pm


addseale2
Your paradox confuses the zombie part of you to no end, resulting in a rather spectacular, though messy, zombie nova.

I wish *insertfemaleguildmemberhere* would clean the upper half of the walls in a miniskirt while I clean the lower half in loose pants.

Granted, but the *femaleguildmemberhere* has explosive diarrhea that day and you, being the "lower wall cleaner" end up recieving a lovely present.

I wish I had a hot boyfriend.... who wouldn't cheat on me. xd

PickleBoy


iviary

PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:47 pm


PickleBoy
addseale2
Your paradox confuses the zombie part of you to no end, resulting in a rather spectacular, though messy, zombie nova.

I wish *insertfemaleguildmemberhere* would clean the upper half of the walls in a miniskirt while I clean the lower half in loose pants.

Granted, but the *femaleguildmemberhere* has explosive diarrhea that day and you, being the "lower wall cleaner" end up recieving a lovely present.

I wish I had a hot boyfriend.... who wouldn't cheat on me. xd

granted, but then he just goes gay, as hot guys are prone to do, and dumps your a**.

I wish for a summer fling.
PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:54 am


Granted, but you end up preggers eek

I wish that I could see my friends this week sad

Muaethia


Superior Jazz

PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:32 am


Granted, but you can only see them. You can do nothing with them.
I wish for world peace. Under my iron fist...
Yami_Ichi
I wish that it would cool down to about 70 degrees celcius and not rain tomorrow.

Cool DOWN to 70 Celsius??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? I can garuntee you right now that no where on earth is is 70 celsius right now. That's about... 160 farenheit...
PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:46 am


Superior Jazz
Granted, but you can only see them. You can do nothing with them.
I wish for world peace. Under my iron fist...
Yami_Ichi
I wish that it would cool down to about 70 degrees celcius and not rain tomorrow.

Cool DOWN to 70 Celsius??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? I can garuntee you right now that no where on earth is is 70 celsius right now. That's about... 160 farenheit...


Iron fist huh? Granted, but all hell breaks loose when Zombies overun the world.

I wish I had a fountain that spouts fresh soda all day long.

Sanguvixen


Yami_Ichi

PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 11:54 am


Superior Jazz
Granted, but you can only see them. You can do nothing with them.
I wish for world peace. Under my iron fist...
Yami_Ichi
I wish that it would cool down to about 70 degrees celcius and not rain tomorrow.

Cool DOWN to 70 Celsius??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? I can garuntee you right now that no where on earth is is 70 celsius right now. That's about... 160 farenheit...

I meant farenheit! I was talking to my friend from Canada while typing that and he got me typing Canadian measurements! whee
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