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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:42 am

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Kasey's Manager put a few pictures of Kasey on the Klub forum. I can't think of captions though.

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Let me tackle these one at a time......

"When Kasey awoke, he discovered to his horror that his pants were gone. The thief left a note saying,

'You're so Dreamy I stole your pants. I'll treasure them always. You're SECRET admirer'"

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:57 am

And the second:

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KASEY: "Heh heh, extra cheese and beans. Perfect!"

Other Guy: "Why?"

KASEY : "Because the first person who tells me I'm dreamy is going to get a sample of my 'tear gas'. twisted "

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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:50 am

Kasey wakes up next morning and gets up off the couch. As usual he wanders into the bathroom and is about to start shaving when he notices something unusual on his face. Upon closer inspection in the mirror he realizes that someone has shaved a number 12 in his beard. That someone could only be....

Kasey: NEWMAN!!

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:52 am

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A very scared Brian Vickers is sitting in his hauler after the race at Talladega which he won after accidently wrecking chase contenders Dale Earnhardt Jr. and teammate Jimmie Johnson on the final lap.

Brian- Oh I sure hope Jimmie and Dale don't think to look for me in my hauler.

Bam!!!

Brian- AH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!?

Meanwhile outside the door of his hauler, Jimmie is hacking at the door with an axe while Dale Jr. is on the roof cutting through the roof with an electric saw.

Brian- Oh god oh god oh god oh god....

Finally Jimmie hacks a hole in the door big enough to stick his head through.

Jimmie- Heeeerrree's JIMMIE!!!
Brian-AAAAAAHH!!!

Then Dale Jr. cuts through the roof.

Dale Jr.- Hey Brian. Has anyone ever told you that you look just as dreamy as Kasey Kahne?
Brian- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:10 pm

xd

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:38 pm

ROFLMAO! rofl rofl

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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:45 am

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A very scared Brian Vickers is sitting in his hauler after the race at Talladega which he won after accidently wrecking chase contenders Dale Earnhardt Jr. and teammate Jimmie Johnson on the final lap.

Brian- Oh I sure hope Jimmie and Dale don't think to look for me in my hauler.

Bam!!!

Brian- AH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!?

Meanwhile outside the door of his hauler, Jimmie is hacking at the door with an axe while Dale Jr. is on the roof cutting through the roof with an electric saw.

Brian- Oh god oh god oh god oh god....

Finally Jimmie hacks a hole in the door big enough to stick his head through.

Jimmie- Heeeerrree's JIMMIE!!!
Brian-AAAAAAHH!!!

Then Dale Jr. cuts through the roof.

Dale Jr.- Hey Brian. Has anyone ever told you that you look just as dreamy as Kasey Kahne?
Brian- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahh i love it xd

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:19 pm

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Brian - "Oh Great spirts of NASCAR past, hear me! What do I need to do to win a race?"
*clap of thunder*
Ghost of Dale Earnhardt Sr. - "You win some, lose some, and wreck some."
Brian - "So you're saying?"
Ghost of Dale Earnhardt Sr. - "Next time someone tries to steal a win from you, put his a** in the wall!"

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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:16 pm

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Brian - "Oh Great spirts of NASCAR past, hear me! What do I need to do to win a race?"
*clap of thunder*
Ghost of Dale Earnhardt Sr. - "You win some, lose some, and wreck some."
Brian - "So you're saying?"
Ghost of Dale Earnhardt Sr. - "Next time someone tries to steal a win from you, put his a** in the wall!"

woot go dale :p
i don't think he ment to do that to his son though

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:22 pm

jimmie?

i cant think of anything right off the top of my head.. so have at it

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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:31 am

I thought this one was funny. Kasey looks like he's standing at ease as if he were in the military.
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Jimmie- Suck in that gut! Tuck in that firesuit! And for god sakes stop looking so damn dreamy!
Kasey- Sir! I can't help it sir!
Jimmie- Well then help it or I'll get Jeff and Tony to help it for you!
Kasey- Sir! Right away sir!

Kasey points behind Jimmie.

Kasey- What the hell is that sir!

Jimmie turns around and Kasey gets in his car and drives away.

Jimmie- That's the third time this week, I simply must stop being so gullible.

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:01 pm

lmao xd

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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:02 am

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Matt: Good lord!
Dale: Ugh, this is the last time I share garage stalls with your guys.
Matt: Hey, man, don't blame me.
Dale: He's your crew chief!
Robbie Reiser: *yells* Sorry guys! I guess those chili dogs I had earlier didn't agree with me! Whooo-eeee! Let's hope the wind changes direction...
Matt: I'll tell Jack to promote him to get him out of the pit area...
Dale: Good plan.

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:45 pm

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Matt: Good lord!
Dale: Ugh, this is the last time I share garage stalls with your guys.
Matt: Hey, man, don't blame me.
Dale: He's your crew chief!
Robbie Reiser: *yells* Sorry guys! I guess those chili dogs I had earlier didn't agree with me! Whooo-eeee! Let's hope the wind changes direction...
Matt: I'll tell Jack to promote him to get him out of the pit area...
Dale: Good plan.

HAHA! lol rofl

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