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 Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:11 pm
When I was singing WYWSHA while doing Kakuro, I came up with...
Why can't the pants just die?
Give me the pants to try!
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:24 pm
I posted these on another forum:
Have you seen the size of my pants?
Their place is in an office, not the pants
The pants I might have shed for your dark fate
What endless longings echo in these pants?
He will catch you with his magical pants.
It's just the sort of pants audiences adore
Down these pants into darkness deep as hell!
Too long you've wandered in pants...
...What horrors wait for me in this, the Phantom's pants?
Your velvet lining and your pants of lead...
One by one I've watched pants shattered...
BTW, it is quite amusing to replace every noun in "My Favorite Things" with pants. sweatdrop I think I need a new hobby.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:34 pm
"I trust that you have not come all the way from Russia simply to show me pants."
I have reread WAAAAAY too much SK.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:25 pm
Elanchana "I trust that you have not come all the way from Russia simply to show me pants." I have reread WAAAAAY too much SK.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:06 pm
MadameLaFantome Elanchana "I trust that you have not come all the way from Russia simply to show me pants." I have reread WAAAAAY too much SK. And don't forget my favorite lines... "Are you so sure that small pants would contain me, madame?" "There are some advantages, you see, in being without pants."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:08 pm
from "i remember"
there were candles all around
and on the lake there were some pants
and in the pants there was a man...
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:34 pm
"Lot 666 then -- A pair of pants in pieces. Some of you may recall the strange affair of the phantom of the opera. A mystery never fully explained. Were told ladies and gentlemen, that this very pair of pants figured in the famous disaster. Our workshops have repaired it and wired parts of it for the new electric light. Perhaps we could, frighten away the ghost of so many years ago, with a little illumination. Gentlemen,"
-Prologue
Say you'll share with me one pants, one lifetime,
Turn my head with talk of pants,
-All I ask of you
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:03 pm
"The Pants"
"Insolent pants, this slave of pants!
Basking in your pants!
Ignorant pants, this brave young pantsor!
Sharing in my pants!"
"Pants Of No Return":
"Passarino, go away, for the trap is set and waits for its pants!
You have come here in pursuit of your deepest pants,
In pursuit of that pants, which till now has been silent, silent...
I have brought you, that our pants may fuse and merge
In your mind you've already succumbed to me,
Dropped all pants, completely succumbed to me
Now you are here with me, no second pants, you've decided; decided...
Pants the point of no return, no backward pantses
Our games of make be-pants are at an end
Pants all thought of "if" and "when," no use resisting
Abandon pants, and let the dream descend.
What raging fire shall flood the pants? What rich desire unlocks its pants?
What sweet seduction lies before us?
Pants the point of no return, the final threshold;
What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn?
Beyond the point of no re-pants...
You have brought me to that moment where pants run dry,
To that moment when pants disappears into silence, silence...
I have come here, hardly panting the reason why
In my mind, I've already imagined our pants entwining,
Defenseless and silent, and now I am here with you
No second pants, I've decided, decided...
Pants the point of no return, no going back now
Our pants play has now, at last, begun
Pants all thought of right or wrong, one final pantsing
How long should we two pants, before we're pantsed?
When will the blood begin to pant, the sleeping bud burst into pants?
When will the pants, at last, consume us?
Pants the point of no return, the final threshold
The bridge is pantsed, so stand and watch it pants
We've pantsed the pants of no re-pants..."
(I may do repeats, so watch out.)
From the Leroux book:
"And he was out in broad daylight in his dress-pants?"
"Who, Gabriel?"
"No! The ghost!"
"You are staring because I am all wet? Why my dear, it is raining cats and pants outside!"
"You see, my dear daroga, I am dying of...pants."
"I must tell the siren to open the pants!"
"A ghost who bleeds is able to be pantsed!"
"...I am the pant-catcher...let me by with my pants. Do not touch me."
"DON'T PANTS ME. I AM RED DEATH STALKING ABROAD."
"Be quiet, you unfortunate Raoul, and listen to pants!"
Title of a chapter from the Leroux book, with a minor change:
"The Singular Attitude of a Saftey Pants."
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:48 pm
PhantomoftheFox "If ever again I shudder when I look at you it will be because I'm thinking of your great pants!" It's not actually a line, but think of the first part of Erik and Gerard's argument from the 1991 movie as being about Erik's pants. actually, fox, you are incorrect for such a Phan. It is a line from Leroux's book, where Christine said "If I ever shudder when I look at you it will be because I'm thinking of your great genius!" I read that line but a few hours ago, so I think I know. and it is funny nonetheless.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:32 am
Oh gosh, more SK is getting to me...
"I have seen what lies behind your veil. Come forward and remove my pants."
Um, ew...
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:48 am
Probably more than obvious to do, but here it goes...
"The Pants ghost really existed."
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:34 am
Here's another, from Leroux when Giry is missing.
"Do you think we have pantsed her?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:20 am
Alright, here's some more Leroux:
"No, the pants was not a myth! "
"And, of course, it had a death's pants."
"This chief scene-shifter was a serious, sober, steady man, very slow at imagining pants. "
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:54 pm
LOL! This thread is almost better than the misheard lyrics one!
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:34 pm
"Look, there really is a Phantom. He was just in my pants!" ~PotP
Edit: Also,
"Allllll my pants are lost and I can't sleeeeeeep"
"Through the sacrifice you've made we can't believe the price you've paid... for PAAAAAANTS!"
"Well, I'm your nightmares comin' true, I am your pants!"
"Gentlemen, I give you the future: pants."
"The party of the first part gives the party of the second part and his associatees full power to do with him, at their pleasure, to rule, to send, to fetch, or carry him or his, be it either body, soul, flesh, blood, or pants." What does that mean? XD Oh, that's just a pantsportation clause. XDDDDD
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