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chiickadee rolled 1 20-sided dice:
13
Total: 13 (1-20)
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 Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:08 pm
More jelly! One of the gnomes must have been enjoying toast with jam.
It didn't make her any less unhappy. She just wanted out of here!
HP: 20/40
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chiickadee rolled 1 20-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:09 pm
A tiny cookie sat on the table, one small enough for her to eat. Did she perhaps have a gnome benefactor looking out for her? Maybe it had just been set out before and she happened upon it.
Either way, Ying munched lightly, enjoying the sweet taste. She had been hungry after all.
HP: 30/40
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chiickadee rolled 1 20-sided dice:
17
Total: 17 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:11 pm
She could see it! There was the end!
No, there was a bunch of sugar bombs.
Ying was ded.
HP: ded
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Seussi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
70
Total: 70 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:33 pm
Back to the Mad Hatters tea party with a bunch of horrible gnomes that were threatening to eat him. He knew the drill by this point and didn't even bother going near the table.
He just booked it towards that stupid maze full of stupidly painful obstacles that would probably kill him again.
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Seussi rolled 1 20-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:34 pm
He didn't seem to make it ver far in the maze at all before he was very suddenly being stabbed at with a fork. Curses, they had caught up to him already! The prongs scraped against his arm painfully before he was able to throw himself to the side and away from the assault of cutlery, scrambling to his feet and stumbling away.
HP: 40/50
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Seussi rolled 1 20-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:09 pm
He made his way around a couple of corners, pushing himself steadily onwards. A cookie lay in his path and he reached down to snatch it up, wondering if it might make him grow so that he could just step out of the maze and be done with it.
He munched on it, making a face at the taste. Spookies were gross! Still, it wasn't long before he was actually feeling better.
Huh. Weird.
HP: 50/50
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Seussi rolled 1 20-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:12 pm
Ugh, butter bridge! He'd been through this once before but he thought maybe this time if he was careful he might make it safely across without incident.
Three steps in and he was sinking, flailing, and face planting into the butter.
He knew the drill.
The zombie boil slowly and painfully ate his way through the bridge, his stomach bloated and huge by the time he made it back out again.
So gross. So very very gross.
HP: 40/50
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Seussi rolled 1 20-sided dice:
14
Total: 14 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:17 pm
Full of butter and now waddling his way through the maze, it wasn't very surprising when Alex was attacked by another fork that came stabbing down at him. He was moving so slowly, why wouldn't they take that opportunity to try and pin him down again? He winced as pain lanced through him, his shoulder getting a good jab from the fork prongs before he managed to pull away and duck around another corner.
This sucked so hard.
HP: 30/50
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Seussi rolled 1 20-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:36 pm
Still wandering around aimlessly, he found another piece of cookie lying on the ground. He was still sooooooo fuuuuuulllll from the butter, but he remembered how the last cookie had made him feel better, so maybe this one would as well!
He made a grab for it and popped it into his mouth, chewing and swallowing and, gratifyingly, feeling instantly a lot better then he had moments before.
When he looked back up, he could see the exit! The zomboil went stumbling towards it happily, ready to escape this hell.
HP: 40/50
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:43 pm
He had made it to the end and was rewarded with...
....A plate full of cookies? SERIOUSLY? The zomboil face palmed, really not in the mood for any more food as his stomach was still bloated and full of butter and cookies and alcohol and just....
...Nope. Too much. No more.
He picked up a cookie and through it on the ground in disgust, stepping on it and grinding it down into the grass with his skeletal foot. A gassy fog seemed to explode forth and he suddenly found himself unconscious.
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Nio Love rolled 1 100-sided dice:
89
Total: 89 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:02 pm
((enter))
Freya climbed up that table leg as fast as her tiny legs could carry her. She wasn't looking back for Kettil this time - it was imperative that she got through this before he did. And that meant not actually helping him get past the gnomes this time!
But as soon as she hid behind a teapot, and all of the gnomes lost her, she felt a pang of guilt for hoping they would slow Kettil down. This wasn't the most pleasant of races, and she had to wonder if her competitive attitude was going to get her in trouble one day.
TOO LATE TIME TO RUN.
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Pales rolled 1 100-sided dice:
36
Total: 36 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:03 pm
Oh good. Glad to see the gnomes were still in running spirits. As soon as they spotted him they chased him as if he was scented with extra tasty fried breading.
Mmm Amity Fried Owls.
((ENTERING))
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Pales rolled 1 100-sided dice:
94
Total: 94 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:13 pm
Freya got her wish, however, as Kettil and the gnomes had a merry little chase together. Kettil dove behind somewhere suddenly and the gnomes soon lost track of him. He crouched and panted a bit before he quickly moved to carry on, still staying as low to the ground as possible.
If he could get any smaller then maybe he'd have less problems....?
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Nio Love rolled 5 20-sided dice:
16, 1, 8, 3, 7
Total: 35 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:17 pm
Cakes had been kind to her last time. Why wouldn't she eat one now? But as she bit into the small one she found, the taste of dust and cardboard hit her lips, and she spit it out, choking on the inedible food as she continued to run and hide under a cup. One would think Freya would have learned her lesson the last time she hid under an upturned cup, but no - as soon as it was smashed down, she cursed her bad memory. The gnome picked her up after smashing her out of the cup, and dangled her in his hands. "KETTIL!!" She screamed without thinking. "HELP!!!!!!!" 30HPQuote: 16. Have a tasty cake.. BUT IT WAS A LIE! -10 hp 1. Hide in an empty upturned cup until it is suddenly smashed under the harsh attack of a familiar bronze teapot ornament. Run away! -10hp 8. OH SNAP! A gnome has snatched you up! Fight them off! Roll a d10, rolling an even sets you free. For every failure you lose 10hp!
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Pales rolled 5 20-sided dice:
11, 9, 13, 18, 4
Total: 55 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:18 pm
Muffins fell right in front of him again and it took him, once more, straight to the end with very little happening. He was feeling mighty smug up until he heard Freya screaming. Kettil had planned to wait for her there and surprise her but it seems that the surprise was on him.
Reaching for the nearest thing he could find he flung it up at the gnome, "HEY. HEY YOU. PUT HER DOWN. SHE'S MINE," he yelled up at them.
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